Bugeater is infatuated with his spotted dick.

Good night pussies.

That is just wrong on so many levels.

Later dude!

ole spot was a good ole dog

Yeah.

But I was just sending off Halfwit and Cntrygal.

ROFL

Ooops.

So, I was in the local supermarket the other day and my spouse, who knows how much I love teh funny, picks up a can and goes, "Here, you'll like this." This is what she hands me:

http://static.dossy.org/images/heinz...ck_192x144.jpg
I quickly put it back on the shelf, whipped out my camera phone, and took a quick snap.

Yes, that does say "Spotted Dick." It's a can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding. Those are just five words that don't belong in a sentence with that kind of proximity. Apparently people eat Dick and like it, when it's Spotted. Ahh, those strange Brits are just so queer.

I prefer my dick without spots.

I have some fantastic headlines to share with you tonight :LOL:

Well I guess its my turn; I bumped the 12:30 thread so my work here is done.....




Nite Planet. :D

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Michael J. Fox arrested in restaurant parking lot. Submitter wishes it was the actor, because the restaurant was a Steak-n-Shake

Vermont tree tappers worried that climate change is destroying syrup production. EVERYBODY PANCAKE!

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