Snort some coke.

Ok, everyone. I would like to start off the evening with a question: How is it possible to get mono from a blow job?

so were you giving or recieving?

wasn't me. This dorky kid at school.

i always recieve, but this story isn't about me

Person A sucks your dick. Person A had mono.

Person B sucks your dick. Person B now has mono.

Or Person A sucks Person C's dick. Person A has mono.

Person C has an amazing talent and contracts mono by blowing himself.

I wonder if a robot from the future is going to show up now and try to kill Miss USA Tara Connor Before its too late.

Were the miss america chicks hot this year?

well, the mono virus somehow came into contact with his mouth.

I finally took that huge dump I've been waiting for days to have.

Man, that's a load off..., well..., my butt.

That is what puzzles me

He prob did something dumb like drinking out of the same cup or can or something.

Was the load as big as this one?

http://x9f.xanga.com/634b17f60353030.../b21406737.jpg

shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is one big bag of shit

Yeah.

Some dumbass thought he was being cool, and shared his dumbassery on the planet.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=134294&page=3

John Matrix. Ah, those were the good old days. When the morons around here weren't also zealots.

Speaking of shit, I gotta go take one right now!

Takes one to know one.

Hope everything comes out Ok.

take notes and share

Mine wasn't as big, and I had to use the notes 4 TP

Amateur.

Who would you rather bang: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

<-- Welcomes himself back into 2nd grade...

Jolie, aniston seems like the type that knows she hot and expects you to do everything. Jolie is freaky, bet she's a better lay + those DSLs, bang.

Neither.

1) who would you rather bang, helen hunt or jack nickleson?

2)wait, 1967 jack or now jack?

1) 1967 Jack









2) ahhhh, Helen Hunt.

Aniston, because she is hot. Jolie used to be ugly as hell.

Sorry, I was curled up in the fetal position crying and deciding to become an anorexic.

Wrong answer n00b. It's either "neither, they're both skanks"...


-- OR --

"yes"

What about both?

Helen Hunt!

You: "Would you rather do X Chick or Y Chick?"

Me: "Yes"

See how that works?

yes

I'm not convinced.

Me either.

I'm having a hell of a time installing mod_python and getting it configured on one of my servers.

Just thought I'd share.

Bone them all..then go choke it once for yourself....

I had a feeling you'd bone Jack given the chance.

I would still drink her dirty bath water for the chance to jeet in/on her a few times.

Why are you installing that antiquated software?!

MOVE!

-Nick Burns

I know it's a movie quote, but I don't remember which one, clerks?

Leave me alone! I'm trying to work here!

Jeez.

I'd be afraid of falling in.
I, of course, am not talking about the bath water.

Work?

It's after 10:00 there.

that was the same movie, but I still am not sure if it was clerks.

I don't even care, as long as she acted in to me.

Yeah, I'm in technology startups. It's 10:18 here, but that just means I have to get the stuff NOT related to my currently selling project going. You can't reach the end of Company X and not have Company Y ready to break out.

Id mgmt software? Give examples.

My brother-in-law works at Cerner. I've also worked with one of their founders (after he left) on another project.

what the hell is going on in here?

Pussy.

thanks...

they are, just thought it was dead here, plus, it really isn't possible to hijack this thread, part of it's genetic makeup.

Everyone seems to be in a better mood tonight

FOCK!!!

It was the permissions in the python directories!

All it took was a couple of quick find -xarg commands.

find ./ -type d -exec chmod 755 {} \;
find ./ -type f -exec chmod 644 {} \;

Shut the **** up.

You shut the **** up too.

Ah HELL YEAH!

My s**t is up and running. That and I may take a THIRD dump tonight. Otherwise I'd go to bed, I'm getting exhausted.

You tell 'em, pussy.

I will if you will, you go first.

I can't believe Mizzou lost to Kansas State.
Bob Huggins looks like a drunkard.

I don't remember telling any of you mother****ers you could talk.

Don't make me bitch-slap you, n00b.