Stick a finger or two in it.

...eat a onion it will clear your snoze...

Had I watched any of that you would have owed me time out of your life.

You must not have been here last night.

I think when we hit six thousand six hundred sixty six posts, Believer's pic will flash on our screen spouting obscenities and stuff.


mmhheemmehee, yeah, yeah.

Norelco POS. I liked my Remington bettter.

WEIR: Pick a Winner

Jan 29, 2007, 8:48:33 AM by Eileen Weir - FAQ

Or any of the other nights, for that matter.

a girl said this to me once, I married her and she never said it again.

I call bulls**t. We even have a poop blogging thread around here somewhere...

LMAO

Well I figure that if the quarter inch drill bit didn't do the trick then my finger won't do any good.

pussy.

I almost bought a Remington.

Nah, it was just Milkman.

30 minutes, 2.93 miles. Eat it.

:)

you shave with a rifle?

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There, I got it over with.

I have one that requires a drill and a 3" hole saw.

post whore :)

while you suffered and sweat, I had two beers, picked my nose and left 12 little pieces of sh*t on various threads (I was accused of post whoring)

Huh. While I was running a huge booger shot out of my nose and splattered on the treadmill's control panel.

Does she suck your fingers?

LMAO

I'm gettin there.

Im going to go get ****ed up, later.

IM A PUSSY

**** you!

I never say shit that you pussies would even ****ing remotely associate with ****ing curse words.

no, not my little focker either, she likes it in the ear or something,












because when ever I pull her head down to give me a little sucky action, she turns her head and offers her ear.

Its not nice to fondle your pets....

Just get a Remington and blow it.

Just a guess here, but maybe she's just offering the perfect sized hole for your poker.

I said something about the 6,666 post, you landed on it. Lucky you, unless you believe in numerology

Poor milkman has been pushed too far by that nasty poster bugeater..you tell him milk!!

shhhh, don't insult my wife,

she's sensitive about her big ears.

What did I win?

Gochief's virginity

I saw Willie Lanier last night, but didn't say anything to him.

Don't ****ing tell me what to do!!!! :cuss:

:cuss:

Pussy.

I don't like to bother local celebs when they come in.

Willie hes the man...

:hmmm:

Tempting as this sounds; I'll say yes to life.

When they come in where?

the place where I work

Pu**y. [/obligatory]

He's the post-f**k washdown guy at a nickel whorehouse.

Oh, so he works with Gochiefs.

Can you be more specific? Yes, I'm being nosey.

You seem to be in a bad mood. Things that have always been acceptable on this site are not acceptable to you tonight.

A movie theater. I deleted that part from my bio because I got tired of the K-Staters laughing at me about it.

I spent the entire day having some IT a**hat in charge of the routers at a VERY large corporation telling me that the problem I've had for 6 months and that I've been working with him on for 6 months was my fault, only to, after 10.5 hours today alone, come to the conclusion that, in fact, the very thing I've been PROVING for 6 months, is occurring. Then not be able to fix it.

Oh, and then he asked me in a frustrated and s**t eating tone "Is it really THAT important?"

LMAO

Oh yeah, I remember that now. Don't let Saul get the best of you.

LMAO

My PM is available for information exchange that is better left unsaid in the public forum. More pain = more money.

Like I'd farm out the enjoyable part.

oh yeah, but I can hold the toe, whilest you pullith the nail......

After I finish with the ball-peen hammer there won't be enough toe left to hold. Sorry.

you've taught me much, great one. But trust me - it's my turn..... we pull the toe nail, then dislocate the pinky toe, before the hammer. Finish with a splash of turpentine wait till the screaming stops and then start over with the next toe.

Ok, if we're going to be serious about this...

First we nail them to the floor using a pneumatic nailer. Then we shove slivers of dry bamboo under the toenails. Then, you soak the bamboo in water. When he's had enough of that, we rip them off.

don't use to many nails, you don't want him to bleed out on you. bamboo under the toenails is a good step to throw in the mix, but it is kind of a one trick pony, when the bamboo starts to soak up water it will slowly tear off the nail.

what I liked about my approach is the creativety, it's three or four different acts on one toe, plus if he starts to act tough, the turpentine can be ignited. Layer your tortue for the longer lasting satisfaction.

I was also thinking of the "insert glass rod into d**k hole then pound it with a hammer", but I'm not sure if GoChiefs will be available for it and I'm not going there.

Plus I was saving the bamboo water treatment for phase three, a long sliver in his prick hole, then when it starts to expand, well there ain't no turning back.

Ha, sick minds think alike

OUCH!!!!!!!

Morning everybody.

Nice of you to finally show up.

Pussy.

morning to you,








F**k Raytown

heh.

http://blog.lewrockwell.com/lewrw/ar...clinton-vi.jpg


funny freaking picture. I found it as a birthday card and sent it to my stepdad.

You are being summoned by Uncle Phil(Phobia) and your new playmate(GoChiefs) in my ''dont let a chick change the oil thread''

tell them to come here.....














JK, I'm on my way.

no one is over there.

I'm scared, are they going to jump me?

If they told you, it would defeat the purpose.

Well I don't know just how far I have to go to get to 200 posts here; my name isn't on the list so I guess I should get bussy. :D

friggin slackers!