Ernie us surprised because it's not Bert.

Oops

http://i.imgur.com/PiAERJ4.gif

I want nothing but pain and anguish to befall Dax Shepard.

That said - RUN, Dax. Run far, run fast. Yes, she is crazy hot and maybe she'll let you do stuff that other 'nice' girls won't let you do, but you're a damn celebrity, there are groupies for that sort of shit.

If you manage to extract yourself from that level of crazy without first killing yourself, the girl is a bunny boiler and will no doubt destroy everything you hold dear.

Run. Just run.

Hey asshole!! ROFL ROFL

I can hear the coconut like "Konk" of the ball hitting his head.

Can we put this in the OP if we do?

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Most certainly.

How the **** have sloths survived. Seriously.

I've never even heard of these things.

How about this one framed on grandma's dresser.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJMDqntCEAAlb3f.jpg

Can't we all just laugh at and celebrate our differences?

http://i.imgur.com/9M6iWwM.jpg

Ever smell one? Notice how many of them have a green tint? That’s fungus growing in their fur.
Nothing, not even starving hyenas, wants to eat a sloth.

Didn't know that.

The one key thing I know is that they live in trees. Not just some of the time, but basically all of the time. That removes them from the reach of probably 90% of the animals that could otherwise potentially be predators of theirs.

Their slowness and their fur both act to hide them from potential predators as well.

What I've read is that stuff eats the hell out of Sloths...when they're on the ground. That's why they generally do anything in their power to avoid leaving the trees.

The slow movement is to keep them hidden from birds that would dive into the trees after them and the moss keeps them disguised as well.