I've got a good buzz goin' on, and I'm good to go for awhile.

I've lost my burst, I'm not sure how much longer I'm going to last.

As soon as I go pee again....

Thanks for sharing that.

You wanted the play by play. That's as exciting as I get.

Well, that is what we do here. :D

Well, that was about something else...

Sharing is caring.

Damn it. Still able to tie my sweats.

Is that a bad thing?

At this point, I guess not. Time to be bored. Time to go to bed, alone. As usual. I'd rather just stay up and pretend I have a life.

So you're saying the booty call didn't work out?

Wasn't a booty call. Just a phone call. I'm not as exciting in real life as I seem on here.

You could at least embellish a little bit for us.

I remember when Greg used to merrily postwhore right along with us. What's up with him these days?