Here's some irony. In order for the Bengals to make the post season they have to win out AND root for the Chiefs to beat the Broncos last game of the season.

Cleveland has mailed it in. Dorian Thompson Robinson is an atrocious qb

Yeah - that feels Tank Commanderish.

You only play DTR if you want to lose games while not announcing that you want to lose games. And he's a young player so you can justify it as 'seeing what you have for the future' while Winston is a FA.

I doubt they'll even be competitive in a game again this season. That's putting a stamp on the year.

Going to be hilarious when we rest our starters the final week @Denver. That PI call week 2 going to be a 2 game swing for the Bengals lmao!

Easy peasy.

A true real life mental midget cripple fight

I gotta be honest, I’m pulling for Fauker

If you only knew how close that gif was to being real life...

You'll regret this.

I was just coming in to post it looked like the Browns pretty much quit the season last weak so no way the Bengals lose. Now I see that Winston isn’t even starting, so yeah, they are definitely done. On the road, Bengals hyped due to the Broncos losing, this will definitely be a blowout.

Yeah, if Winston was starting, I'd say you just never know in the NFL... hell, last year the Raiders lost three in a row and followed up that pathetic 3-0 loss to the Vikings by scoring 63 against the Chargers.

Gonna go out on a limb and guess DTR doesn't have that in him though.

i’m starting to expect it to happen

cherry on top would be the clots losing to a bad jags team in week 18 to miss out on a playoff spot themselves LMAO

Season will be the Denver game. Lose and they are out. If Pitt has something to play that one as well.

Yeah it's gonna be tough.

Bengals defense has been terrible and as of now 4 to 5 of their main players are gone for the year.

It can be done, and Cincy is capable of being hot on offense and carrying the team to good chances of victory.

Bengals defense holding up for 3 straight games to win out is going to be a chore.

Maybe they can do it and I'm obviously hoping for it, but tough it will be.

If they beat Denver on Saturday, the Bungholes will then need the Chiefs to beat Denver in Week 18 to make the playoffs.

Their playoff hopes reliant on Carson Wentz.

I want the deplorable Bengals fans to have to watch Carson Wentz and our backups for their playoff hopes. Please let it happen.

I can't hate on Burrow. He's been absolutely fabulous this year and he is the only active QB to ever beat Mahomes in the playoffs. THE ONLY ONE.

He's our Faulker.

And he's become the most overrated player in the league because of that.

They also need the Dolphins and Colts to both lose one (not that it’s unlikely or anything).

LOL....

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Prior to that drive, Joe Burrow was 2-12 in game winning/game sealing drive opportunities this season. <br><br>He is now 3-13 in such opportunities. <a href="https://t.co/VIirzBEOIK">pic.twitter.com/VIirzBEOIK</a></p>&mdash; Chris (@chiefs_outsider) <a href="https://twitter.com/chiefs_outsider/status/1873162460435517921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I wanna see the Bengals make the playoffs, beat the Bills and come to Arrowhead so we can bury this narrative

Get on your knees

HOLY SHIT

I see you stole it for your own Twitter.

Enjoy the free clicks and shares, my gift to you.

LMAO Absolutely shameless.

Well, if you had embedded it I would have retweeted, as I just did.

Was Russaroni benched. Fields time

**** no.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Bengals to the Chiefs this week <a href="https://t.co/5FexLRnMHf">pic.twitter.com/5FexLRnMHf</a></p>&mdash; Hudi Productions (@hudsononeill15) <a href="https://twitter.com/hudsononeill15/status/1873174584025059508?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I can't do that, then people would realize that I too, stole it and reposted it elsewhere.

Absolutely fabulous.

Oh Faulk, I know you know to keep the false hope in check.

Good win, although that has to boost the market for Higgins a bit more.

Love it.

Next week is about as far from the Kobayashi Maru as you can get. Whatever outcome results we win.

Although my favorite would be knocking off the Broncos, the Bengals winning, but either the Colts or Dolphins winning out to keep Cincy at home.

twitter embed bro...

Forced to engineer 3 game winning drives last night.

No prob.

My dream is lose on purpose and give the Bengals a big FU!

The effing Colts are a disgrace! They always screw us my entire life!

It's unhealthy to hate a team so much you want your own team to lose.

you can fap to that all offseason!

Cincinnati Bengals, Quarterback, 2020 - Present

• Forced to engineer 3 game winning drives in a single game

Interviewer: And here, where you said you were "forced to engineer," do you just mean you did your job?

Burrow:

https://i.imgur.com/kU4ziWR.png

The Mayor of Cincy and the rest of the Reerun losers in that Third World shithole city need to spend the entire upcoming week begging the Chiefs to play hard vs Denver to let them into the playoffs.

Your playoff hopes rely on Carson + Carson (Wentz and Steele), Bungholes fans.

Good luck.

I'm calling BS. Burrow would never wear something that hideous.

Only because it’s not a playoff game.

Well, I can't photoshop something he'd wear, because as soon as he wears it, he'd no longer wear it ever again.... and even guessing would be silly, because sure I could dress him in an 80s Polaroid VHS box, but it wouldn't be something Burrow wears until he wears it.

Schrödinger's outfit... it's both something no person on earth would ever be caught dead wearing and something Joe Burrow would make fashionably awesome for that 10 second walk, but you won't know which it is until he's entering an NFL stadium on game day.

That's what he wore to the game yesterday

Wait for it...

Joe is getting that pink teddy bear shirt ready.

he's going to wear a pink thong in cancun in about 10 days

I would say if DEN wins it means nothing but it would come at our expense. This is an odd feeling.

Edit: Actually the Dolphins are now in the same position Indy was. Bengals have a slim chance, not as good as I thought originally.

This gonna be funny when kc wins with our backups only for Miami to win and Cincy to lose.

At least Miami did their job.

Bengals odds of making are real slim. Broncos need to lose to Chiefs backups, Cinci needs to beat Pitt, and Dolphins need to lose to a disastrously bad Jets team. All 3 won't happen.

Miami is still alive to steal their sunshine right?

I’ll laugh hard if they do all their winning puff their chest out and Miami gets in after Wentz throws for like 550 yards on the Cheating ****ing Donko Bitch****s.

Yes, Dolphins vs the Jets next week.

After the Hets absolutely quit today? Woof.

Are they going to give that backup a weeks worth of work? He looked better than Rodgers.

Yeah right. If need be we will lay down and lose. Andy isn't stupid.

Watch the stupid Jets win.

Burrow walking off the field yesterday hyping up the crowd as they chanted MVP was adorable. Not only will he not finish top 3 in MVP voting, they won't make the playoffs, and their stud receiver who went off yesterday will walk this offseason for nothing in return because they went all in this year. Just so happy for them they had the highlight of their season though knocking off the mighty Broncos! Super Bowl moment for Burrow and company!

Could be Aaron Rodgers final career game… he’s going to be motivated.

I don’t think it matters. He’s over the cliff and the team around him stinks.

He retired 7 weeks ago

Yeah I think he’s already checked out.

Got his vaca booked

Listened to the Simmons podcast and they said Chase got hurt. Is that true?

Chase brown did not sure how bad.

I heard the Jets might not let him play out of spite. Seriously

Tua is very much uncertain to play this week. They can absolutely lose their final game with Huntley starting again.

They should keep that gaping asshole on 499 and make him come back next year (with another team) for 500.

That would be awesome. Don't tell him until game time however.

The Jets rallying behind Tyrod Taylor to knock Miami out of the playoffs.

Also the Dolphins are going to be confronted with their cold weather hurdle to overcome.

He also has 499 career TD passes. He's not going to mail it in until he gets to 500.

He might have to mail it in from Cleveland

I can't believe how biased Chiefsplanet is to Joe Burrow. If he drags the Bengals to the playoffs he should win MVP, period. They are 29th defensive ppg. It isn't Joe Burrow's fault their defense sucks ass just like it wasn't Mahomes fault when he was at Tech watching their defense give up 40 each game.

Look, I think Burrow is a total choad. But he's been great this year. GREAT.

Woody Johnson preventing Rodgers from getting that 500 TD mark as a Jet, by demanding that Tyrod Taylor start… such a Jets-like scenario.

I want
To smoke some
More Joe Burrowheads

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes’ dad smoking that Joe Burrow pack at “Burrowhead” <a href="https://t.co/l9kJUG35LD">pic.twitter.com/l9kJUG35LD</a></p>&mdash; Gifdsports (@gifdsports) <a href="https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1619900508101287937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>