That is so damn heart warming. Good people.

not sure why I can't embed at the moment.

Safe for work.
http://youtu.be/LBbk1IKXVcM

WTF did I just watch?

Ha ha ha ha HO HO HO HO

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the fight club one where one eats the other and the eaten elf breaks through out of his chest with his opponents heart LMAO

I wish LSD was legal. I'd have a new career.

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What a shitty city

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LMAO

All time classic joke, by all time classic joke teller, to two other all time classics.

NSFW

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Taken in Idaho, 2014

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...0kdpfdvb7r.jpg

I don't get it.

This is my favorite thing ever.

Is that supposed to be Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro all grown up? Or is it Rico?

Ozzie Guillen

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This is how commercials should be made.

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But at least the pet disposal fees are low......

hahaha!
what an interesting thing to write. took me a few times to read it right. but once I'd read it.....he is right.

I tell my kids all the time that English is a stupid language. I'd mention some weird thing, and they're like "why the heck is that?" "Because English is stupid."

The list is endless.


PLURALS
more than one goose are geese
more than one moose are....moose


louse become lice
mouse become mice
house becomes houses


TENSE

pay becomes paid
lay becomes laid
bay (as in at the moon) becomes bayed
stay becomes stayed


and on and on it goes.

That's no chicken, that's The Dude, or his Dudeness, or Duderino if you'r not into that brevity thing.

http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/

So much off the wall, just scroll and lol.

Occasional NFSW

for example



http://38.media.tumblr.com/bf110153b...q1zo1_1280.png

wow, dumb and dumber.

Don't do drugs.

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Wow, makes the two bikini chicks riding a bicycle with a loaded shotgun look intelligent.

too fat /omaha

well hell.....I probably would. :( /frankotank

LMAO

epic fail....well....it's EPIC

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/20...rheros-021.jpg

LMAO Oh crap that's good! ROFL

These 35 Celebrities With Twins

http://news.distractify.com/people/c...-traveler/?v=1

A quick taste:

Jimmy Fallon and Mahir Cayan
http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.co.../31-1-934x.jpg

Jason Segal and famous 20th century actor, Lee J. Cobb
http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.co...xMjQz-934x.jpg

WTF?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...907_170620.jpg

This should be in the "nope" thread as for don't stick your fingers in a Chinese handcuff.

Other words eeek :eek:

that's the worm in a really really really bad bottle of tequila.

either that, or it's a midget snake.

Looks like a vagina with a tail.

Two vicious dogs want to fight, luckily there's a fence blocking them.


http://youtu.be/witbYdqDMhM

LMAO

Holy shit I really thought that was Jimmy Fallon in both picks. ROFL

This demands, this;

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Regan is so money and shockingly unknown to a lot of people.

Something's afoot at the Cellular field

http://redalertpolitics.com/files/20...ox-ponchos.jpg

what am I missing?

The stadium supplied ponchos have unfortunate tailoring and hue.

Even more pronounced for England fans at WC.

https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Go...01328485090062

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White Sox Power!

I think the chick in the front row has her foot in some dude's face. Too blurry to see if it's Rex Ryan.

Like you haven't. . .

oh. LMAO

ROFL

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That deserves full attention. Not just an image still.

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Allegedly, he had seen the copy in rehearsal and cracked up, but vowed to keep a straight face on air. Then, when they went to air, the producers replaced the stock photo with one of Colbert's actual Mother in Law.

That's third level judo shit. Reminds me of John Mulaney changing Stefon's copy right before air to trip up Bill Hader.

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LMAO... thanks.

There it is, I was looking all over for that in the height of the Inmem/Claynus Alex Smith meltdown.

Mario Götze and his Golden Boat Boner

sheet id have wood too

It'd be more of a fail if he didn't pop a chub with her looking at him like that.

Love me some Brian Regan.

Loved his appearance on Dr. Katz, that was an underrated show, tons of great comics on it.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FlyeN5l6OQ

I bet he wishes he could put a spoiler on that.

His son certainly grew up to be a handsome young man

http://www.soundonsight.org/wp-conte...r-1024x936.png

ROFL

Can you blame him?

looks like Sutton's office after the Indy game.