wha?

have we reached the paradigm where time becomes itself...or whatever

When a girl wearing nothing but paint walks past, he who has the bucket of water is king

I meant CU sorry

Post some pix. Like of Lisa Rose in that Spiderwoman costume

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Boom Goes the Dynamite.

Not only is she super hot, but she has what may be one of the greatest pair of pants ever seen

post the pix then

You know that dude wanted to be famous, but maybe not THIS way. LMAO

You sure you're old enough to look at real women?

;)

Let's just say she isn't wearing a spiderwoman costume

I'm going to go run, then I'll be back. I expect you pu**ies to be here and have some good material for me.

I never said I was going to post pics or stories. This is about the headlines.

ok

Where is Crazy Coffey?

Prison officials in London rearrange the toilets in the joint to keep them from facing Mecca. Allah don't poop

fuck off, n00b

Forty percent of jailed Scottish people committed their crimes under the influence of alcohol. The other 60 percent were passed out

We were all noobs once. I am building a reputation here

The british one was better.

not much of one

fucking postwhore, try putting up something significant

Granny smuggles 214 pounds of marijuana in the trunk of her Pinto to support her out-of-control bingo habit

214 pounds?

Frat brothers -- who paddled pledge till he passed out, then revived him and paddled him some more -- sentenced to prison. "Thank you sir, may I have two years"

Price of beer in Ethiopia skyrocketing. Haven't they suffered enough?

Aussie psychologist says forcing female patient to wear dog collar and call him master was within ethical guidelines

The chiefs have failed to produce anything short of the shit i took this morning. It is pathetic to watch them near miss/ **** up the playoffs every year. Give the fans a damn break, win or fold. Draft Jarrett, start croyle, and build an Oline, you have a team. Kiss my ass, go chiefs, and god bless america

Guy starves to death in NY City hospital after workers lose his dentures

Saudi couple forced to divorce after the bride's family gets a court ruling saying that he was not prestigious enough to marry her. Too bad Britney's family didn't think to get a similar ruling for Federline

Cat put on anti-depressants after being bullied by other cats. What a pussy

Zing!

McDonald's tops Starbucks in Consumer Reports coffee taste test. Not sure if that says more about the quality of the coffee or the standards of McMericans

Not news: High school student arrested for confronting students in lunchroom. News: He was tasered twice. Fark: He was running around naked and covered in grape-seed oil

Sam Hall, are you post whoring, or just trying to break 1,000 tonight?

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING
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California Sports Hall of Fame kills O.J. Simpson's chance for induction

21 more!

this is for entertainment purposes only

any movie recommendations?

post-whoring at it's most shameless

Don't hold your breath waiting for a new thread celebrating my 1,000 post.

I'll write it!

IMPOSSIBLE IS SOMETHING!!!
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Not at the moment. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force trailer is hysterical. It comes out in March.

I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you.

If somebody has just tried to pass off cornstarch as crack and you want to kill them with your shotgun, remember to use the end that goes bang, instead of hitting them with the stock

I'm here, had to get a quick post whoring session in quick, be right back to get caught up.

Woman uses nudity to distract her husband so she can beat him up. Unfortunately it doesn't work on the cops who had to chase her down the street in the rain

Welcome to Darwin 101. Today's lesson: Stowing away in the wheel of a 747

I want to burst all over this thread's face

Bill Gates claims Vista will "wow" its users. As in, "Wow, does this suck" or "Wow, WTF happened to all my data?"

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Park set to open where passionate young couples can have sex freely. Dibs on the swing set

Curt Schilling promises that should the Red Sox non-tender a contract to him in 2008, he still wouldn't pull a Johnny Damon Iscariot on the fans

Web-resistant journalist to write book called "You Can't Read the Internet While You Take a Dump"

Cal football player accused of sexual assault. Cincinnati Bengals identify first-round draft pick

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I have a laptop so he is wrong you can indeed read the internet while taking a dump.

Sam, shut the fuck up.

you are doing your best to ruin a decent thread.

none of that shit even makes sense

hum, my fraud monitor is on,


where is the happy gilmore thread, "the price is wrong bitch"

I've seen a lot worse here.

LMAO

had to go to school, where are you?

Peyton Favring ROFL

don't forget, Jesus saves

NFL truth and rumors: Houston Texans, who passed on Rookie-of-the-Year Vince Young, finally realize that Carr isn't the answer. Decide to get a Plummer to fix the leak

well, that was a class a, top notch, high tier idiot, right there.

I'm a little short on time to read all 444 pages. Can someone give me the Cliff notes?

Oh, and Sam Hall, I love Johnny and all, but stop with the post whoring.

www.poop.com has the cliffnotes

read the last two pages, that about sums it up.

They're making another Focker movie.

This one is called "Meet the Little Focker."

I'm scared to open it....

I already made this movie, on my honeymoon

Happy Gilmore's happy place, rocks. I love that white widowmaker.

I got a stuffy nose; does anyone have a medicinal recommendation - that doesn't include hard alcohol?

Hmmm...one person called this a decent thread, and someone else called someone out for post-whoring in this thread. Obviously neither of them have read any part of it.

:clap:

um, wh.... no that's hard alcohol, OK, no.

Today I bought a Norelco Speed-XL.

What do you use to shave?