I'm in. I've always wanted to be in a slow speed chase too.
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I'm not trying x with you though...

I'm not that kind of guy
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Looks familiar..

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Why is it bad? I mean I'll be in my 50s or 60s prolly on Viagra anyway, why not

Nice catch, glad I made your day mr gaythan

****, don't wait until you're that old. Do some while you can still bang the old lady for a few hours.

LMAO

You look like George W Bush.

I was quoting too many in a row....

I'm republican in many political / government views. In some ways I think the gov needs to be more republican. But I'm very liberal in my personal views.

It's a weird balance I know. My dad has always been self employed (I have military/police background as an adult) and my mom and step dad were straight hippies. I remember being a kid and seeing them do drugs and party regularly.

My understanding of the drug means I want to do X with at least two attractive women, if you're not female then I don't want to do X with you either....

Too many employment restraints currently..... Unless you want to help with an extreamly low interest loan, enough to buy a bar the wife and I can run. Then I can try a lot a shit I can't do now.

Do you think it's appropriate for a "police officer" to make gay jokes, coffey?

No names again? What a piece of shit this is. Almost time to bury this with knowmo trial

Rico looks like tim tebow

Yes. It is time.

So bored.

I think I may head to bed. I duno the last time I went to bed before 10.

Shit I'm gettin old...

Do you think it's "inappropriate"?

Absolutely, you GD pussy. WTF is wrong with you.... :spock:

Police officers give up all first amendment rights in their private lives as citizens...surely you jest, you friggin' douchebag mama-and-daddy-basement-dwelling-pillowbitergot. :cuss::cuss::cuss:

:evil:

Start it I can be his attorney & or the courts can appoint him one if he so desires. He can chose his own attorney. He better chose wisely. :titus: :evil:

I'd have to pick Donger as my attorney if I were Knowmo. He may ask so many damn questions of the witnesses that the jury just says screw it and finds him not guilty before the trial is over.

Absolutely. Police officers should be held to higher standards than the average citizen. They should not be dumbass drunk bigots.

ROFL

LMAO Still butthurt, I see.

You are the emotional equivalent of a 12 year old girl.

I represented myself in court and got my OWI expunged.

lol wut

HAHAHAHAHAH. Steve Langeford reference.

FYP

My professionalism knows no bounds, when I'm on duty. When I'm off duty, I am a human being and need to find stress relief like any normal average citizen. By the way, you do not fit into the mold of "average" in any positive way.

Well that may well be true, but in this case he should be right. The fact that basically the opposite is true shouldn't enter into the discussion.

So you agree with gaythan; because I'm a police officer, I shouldn't be allowed to make gay jokes on this BB. I should be held to a higher standard and not call him Gaythan. Mods, do your stuff.....

Wut....no way, dudely.

Haven't heard that one before and I don't see it, but I'll take it. Especially after reading this "Favreau" and "GWB" shit.

Another person I've been compared to, who I completely forgot about is:

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BRUTIS

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TEH

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BAR

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BURR

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BIEFCAKE

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BRUTIS TEH BAR BURR BIEFCAKE: FAMOUS WWF WRASSLER.

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AND THE FACE OF GREAT VALUE FRUITY SPARKLES.

LMAO Good Lord man.

I presume you are being facetious here.

That looks just like you. and the first one looks like you and your wife. I think it's you. Better post more pics of the wife to defend her honor and prove me wrong.....

It's him in costume, dude.

he's too fat....

I swear dude...you and GWB have the same nose (which is pretty distinctive). Your eyes are similar as well.

Smell a lot of farts, eh?

We're going to need you to resign your post immediately. Thank you.

No way. I refuse to believe that.

Meh, I admit... my weight fluctuates. I was probably at my fattest in the Barber Beefcake pics. But I am flimsy-faced. I can look at least (IMO) presentable:

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No, I was not posing...I was irritated that a pic was being taken of me. I don't know why she posted it in black and white.

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*Note: Yes, that is the same shirt as I was wearing in the previous pic... coincidence, I swear...I have more than 1 shirt.


And, with some dressing up and flimsy-facin,' can look the total opposite of presentable.

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My wife on the other hand, always looks hot. Even when she is 8 months pregnant. She was 8 months freaking prego in this pic:

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8...months...pregnant.

It's not mine, I swear. I've been fixed.....

Did she caption or label one of the mullet pics as that or something? She always tells me when I "mullet up" that I look like a guy who has nasty farts.

All First Team Mullet Attention Whore Team Captain was voted on....and the winner is.....drumroll....Rico by a landslide.

Rico really gay'd up this thread and fast

Yeah, I was just thinking that I need to lay off a bit. I'm even annoying myself a bit.

in case anyone wants an update of my night last night

definitely attended a drag show, kissed at least 5 gay dudes on the mouth, and banged a really, really, really, really hot slut last night

girls really like straight guys who are willing to kiss gay guys on the mouth apparently

You are just too WILD, Hootie!

this weekend was awesome

Burst = lost.

Meh. This rico chap is much more interesting and entertaining.

entertaining you guys isn't nearly as fun as entertaining myself

I'm on a tear

And agreeable.

I do see I have inspired over 100,000 views

just another day in the life

Naw, Donger Hootie is a master shit-stirrer. He is just waiting for all the your a --- responses to roll. He gives no ****.

Suck a lot of dick this weekend, did you?

You haven't inspired shit all weekend, lazy-ass.

And we are off...

clearly I was no match for the level of gayness Rico brought to this thread

More rico.

Less Hootie.

his mental capacity is so low I don't even care to let him know about it anymore

oh wait

If I FELT like it

I could get this thread to 20,000 posts by July 1st

of course we'd have to archive this one at 10K and start a new one

when I was a young chap

I was sentenced to probation (big surprise) for getting busted with alcohol (big surprise) a few too many times under the age of 21

I went off to school and blew my probation officer off for a few months...

and then I got a drinking ticket

so she revoked my probation

and the judge re-sentenced me to no probation

it was probably the funniest thing that ever happened to me

basically I got a hardass judge the first time around that gave me freaking probation for drinking when I was 19

and the next judge looked at the case and was like "my God that was ridiculous" and just let me go

my lawyer told me that was one of the weirdest things he's ever seen happen

well I definitely posted those last two posts in the wrong thread

How nice of you to show up at the crack of noon, waking up from another hangover I assume.
Boy, I sure wish I could be 30 years old with the stunted social development of an 18 year-old!

at least my drug of choice is alcohol and not black tar heroine

Agreed. Rico is the new "it man" for CP shennanigans.

Now the drag thing makes more sense.

are you guys trying to hurt my feelings? Is that what we're doing here? Because it's working!!!! Oh I mean I don't give a shit. Easy to get those things mixed up.

It's okay. You've been replaced. I suggest that you accept it and move on.

bro

that was probably the most fun I've had in my entire life

I love gay bars

I don't do drugs at all, nor do I drink(something you might want to look in to).

I was up before 7:00am this morning, watering my garden. You know, shit that normal, non-Hootie like folk do.

you're really getting to me Donger

I can't explain to you how deep you're digging

I know.

gee

I don't garden

life is terrible

Is is true all the hot straight chicks go there because they don't feel like being drewled over by drunken slobs? I've heard this, but have never gone it to verify.

Is this C-Street we are discussing? That place is pretty fun. You are still in C/U, right?

Well, I suppose if the world ever runs out of food, you could just blow some drag queens for Fruit Loops...

there were so many straight girls there it wasn't even funny

and apparently being non-homophobic is the biggest turn on ever

the girl I banged last night was like a 819

I have been to a bunch with a girl and her gay roommate. Others with my ex-wife and some guys from work. Really a bunch of nice people overall and as Hootie said, pretty fun. Guys ain't gonna try to hit on you for the most part. I have more gay dudes try that in everyday life situations.