Of course they're Germans.

You know who would shut them and that twerking kid up?


http://a.gifb.in/1232904646_Techno%20viking.gif

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kid must be canadian. looks like a real life Ike.

This what it would look like if Jeff Hardy was the guy that helped airplanes to the gate.

Amazing! It actually worked!

LMAO......

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My first thought when seeing that kid was that he looked like The Feral Kid from The Road Warrior, sans the hair:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...cAW2glb_jU2Ahw

Since I'm old and out of touch, I was trying to figure out what the hell this is. Turns out it's cyber goths.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...eleonkitty.jpg

They kind of look like they are trying to be living video game characters.

(some of it's kind of cool, tho)

:):):):thumb::thumb::thumb:
Hell yea !!!!
Run man run

This is too ****ing funny LMAO

the thing that really cracked me up was at the beginning I was thinking....wow....so he's gonna talk them into letting him go.
WRONG!

Gun safety. What?

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God that ad is annoying but effective. Let's face it, we ALL know what number to call if we want to donate our car for kids. NO REALLY, IT'S BURNT DEEPLY INTO OUR BRAINS!!!

That's a very effective ad.

it's like the scene from Silence of The Lambs when Clairice is walking down the prison halway and a dude throws a 'substance' on her.

also with kids

I am a baaad person
cause I would punish my older son for doing that
but somehow let him know shit that was cool, hopefully years later

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Hiccup.... Yeah!

NSFW language!

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if thats your real ****in name
you ugly looking bitch
go climb a tree and jump off the other side
my daughter will get you on harrasment
I'm pregnant with my son fred jr
my dad died 3 weeks ago
i had it under my family page
in 2000 i was 12 turning 13
i know how old i was
my ****in pitchers
not a wih
you liek my shit
mt vernon home town
i lied
jackson and daniel dead also
my twin
small pox
died at 27 in a car wrek last yeat
lucy is real
14 oct 14th
camping trip ****ing moron
not fake
i should now
kiss out ass
when my son is 1 we'll be pregnant again
not 80
mhmm
kma
kma
she does wear bras
i dont sleep with a bra on at night

thinkin he mighht have said ouch there

This is further proof that Baseball is a game, not a sport.
Athletes play sports.

Technoviking would crush them. LMAO

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The years have not been kind to Bartolo Colon.

I think all nut shot gifs should be in spoiler tags with warnings.

so that isn't a shopped version of that ball player? I don't watch baseball, so serious question.

god damn he's fat.

Bartolo Colon

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/...NER-tmagSF.jpg

Rookie Card

http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/colonbow.jpg

he should jus roll with the punches.

Several weird things in this gif.

Is the dude kicking a little ball?

Looks like he's wearing socks with no shoes.

Whomever was in the car was going to get out, then said **** it and ran him over.

The guy popped up really quick for having his legs ran over.

The tires rolling over his legs made him forget about the bump on his head pretty quickly, lol.

I think the person opened their door to swipe their card to open the gate, not because they knew he was there and were getting out to help. At least I hope the driver didn't know!

It's very likely that the driver assumed that the pedestrian had already walked past and out of his field of vision.

The driver was female.

True story...

"With the 4th pick in the NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select"....

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So when my Anthropologist cousin came back from Uzbekistan with her fiancé from Netherland I was a little worried about the scrawny little metrosexual around my redneck family. Until he went noodling with my Okie Noodling cousins, then I knew he was going to be alright.
They take him out on Grand Lake and tell him what to do, go down several feet and feel along the edge of a boat ramp until a pocket is found under the ramp then stick a hand in and feel for a fish. He goes under water and pretty soon we see bubbles come up then he surfaces gasping for air and saying, “I stuck my hand in the hole and it bit me!” My cousins replied, “Good! Next time he does it grab’im.”

Is that real? What a fat ****ing slob, dude.

How do you let yourself get that big? HOW, BITCH? HOW!?

LMAO Each one is worse than the last.

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Win for the Cart Owner. Fail for the dipshit.

HAHA, and justice is served. Sometimes hard to tell on these who deserves and who doesn't. This one seems pretty clear that he got what was coming to him.

Not a fail but I found these amusing.

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Haha, those are awesome. If only he could've saved Ned Stark!!

I hope this meme keeps some momentum

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Every time I see his face with that beard, I think of TinyEvel. :)

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LMAO
I want some of whatever the creator was smoking...

Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon - They are presently making Rick and Morty, Dan is the creator of Community. Abed Gheith, who plays many of the Cosby voices, is the inspiration for Abed on Community. Other Cosbys voiced by Steve Agee, Rob Schrab [also long associated with Harmon, made 'Monster House' w/him], and Andy Samberg.

And Rick and Morty is damn genius.

****, they said springfield. That means with the Mt. Vernon shirt, these dumb****s are Missourians... Sigh..

Whaaa?

Nooo say it aint so.

At least it isn't Ed Hardy.

I miss CB's, the best memory I have of playing live music was playing there.

from Wikipedia "The club closed upon its final concert, played by Patti Smith, on October 15, 2006"

NSFW

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LMAO how in he hell did he even get in there?

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