Count Zarth, have you ever used a unisex bathroom before?

You going on an occasional date with a woman who is unfamiliar with your bundle of sticksry doesn't override the fact that you beat off to men grappling each other.

I go where the meatpeeking percentages are best.

The baby Lee roast was money. ROFL

We're almost at a 2 week hiatus. I know life gets busy, so I'm nowhere near complaining, but I am hoping for a roast dinner soon.

P.S - Cochise ranked there tells me this is absolutely SR giving the names. He's always loved him some Cochise.

I haven't been given any names by PGM or the listmaker. Sent in a few requests.

I'll wait a few more days, otherwise I'm finishing this thing myself.

Just do it you pawn! ;)

More evidence. SR hasn't logged in since 11-03.

So uh... I'm gonna tell it to ya'll straight up:

There will be butthurt.

I've gone through the member list. I pulled out names that I found to be worthy of the top of this list. Because I knew this was going to be a shit****, I applied some immediate subjective filters already in the first cutdown, where I only picked out members who have been posting somewhat frequently throughout the year of 2014 and who also have a long tradition in the time that they've been here of providing the forum with cool content of SOME type, whatever that may be. Oh, and I was scanning in order of post count and lost interest in the activity if the poster had fewer than 6000 posts. Sorry n00bs.

There are 21 spots left on the list.

And I pulled out 47 names.

If that weren't bad enough, I also have a list of 9 extra posters who are top quality members, yet they haven't been posting continuously throughout the past year, so while they're not disqualified, they're kind of on the outside looking in.

So basically... sorry in advance. Yes, I know you've devoted your time over the past 10+ years typing out 25,000+ posts. But I only have so much room left, and yes, those other dudes up there ARE cooler than you.

What I'll do is every so often in the next 21 roasts, I'll throw in a group roast of 3 or 4 names that didn't make the list but should have. That way everybody gets a jizz-stained award from lcarus's trophy store! Yay!

**** YES! LET'S ROLL AGAIN!

Sweet. Yeah there are plenty of deserved posters that won't make the cut. Gonna have to add a lot more honorable mention spots when I finally update this thing!

Spoiler...we will be having Asian for dinner in the top 21.

There have been 2 list makers. They both abandoned ship, so it's up to SNR and I to pick out the 21 best. This is tough.

Just update the ****er already.