I'm so turned on right now. Would you like to come inside for some lemonade sexy loochy?

"I'm here to mow your lawn" (queue Porn music)

FYP

So...are you gonna roast Simply Red? :evil:

As my gay best friend he's hands off.

With a name like Rico shouldn't you already come brown?

No, I don't have any funky STD's.

Found it.

63. rico

rico has come along way in the last month. After not being on the list he has rocketed up the charts. Has a reputation as a solid poster even though he is a bit long winded sometimes. That is pretty good considering only a third of his 3k posts have been read. The long winded ness extends to the bedroom as well. Mrs. Swaff often finishes before he can get it in.

Speaking of the Mrs. they met at a family reunion (don't worry she's a 2nd cousin). They fell in love in typical Iowa fashion after he suplexed her on to his cock after the three legged race.


Pros: Has a hot wife and a killer figure 4 leg lock.

Cons: Probably doesn't want to get this one pregnant. ..just to be safe.

Outlook: Learns to condense his posts, ends the year in the top 10 of post count as a result. Gets banned for calling frazod fat in a hundred a different ways.

Just the standard ones?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j1nA6ZV_0E...gerardo_rs.jpg

Yes. I'm sweaty and caked with dust and I have little pebbles embedded in my shins from the weed eater. Does that turn you on?

Haha, that's how I got the nickname, "Rico," when I was 9 or 10 and that Rico Suave song came out. My last name is very English...but it sounds like, "Suave."

once you go brown

you never go down

That's the PGM roast of me... It's funnier than I remember it being. Like, I laughed a lot reading it this time. I think I was too scatter-****ed to soak it in when it was posted the first time.

He was my very first free concert. Me and 2 of my g/f's almost pulled him off the stage when we were 10ish at a pre-race concert before the LA marathon.

Not sure what the hell we were going to do with him once we got him off the stage.

Yeah, infected penii never hinders anyone with a stiff...upper lip.

once you eat

you never repeat