This is my entry:

Edit: (Changing entry)

Gosh, if I were to be named runner-up in this contest, it would be a dream come true.

Mer.

Actually, I'd like to change my entry to this one:

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With my massive man-boobs pectoral muscles and my ever-present spare tire outlines of a 6-pack, I think I have 2nd place pretty much wrapped up.

Is that Marky Mark?

No, it's the funky bunch.

Where is that hot little Flip?

I thought he was joking until your pussy exploded

now im not sure

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I thought that was pawnmower.

Techno Vikgramps?

Piven wore rugs for nearly two decades. I've heard that he recently tried hair grafting/transplants, but I don't know if that's true or not.

The guy was getting solid work (and chicks) with a rug, so I'm not sure why he'd undergo transplant surgery, which is supposedly very painful.

#ego

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No offense but I don't think you look even remotely like any of the above

None taken. Confuses me when I hear it. Always has.

Maybe they think Val Kilmer plays Andy on Parks and Rec.

Rectal itch

Can you hear me? I want you to go to jail.

Just looking at some of my posts from last night....good gosh there were some stupid ones. To my defense, I threw down 5 Irish car bombs, 3 Jager(sp?) barrels and probably 20 beers throughout the duration of the night, but still....some of those are painful for me to go back and read. The post quoted by Rudy Was Offsides and Dane was painfully stupid...I mean, I do get that a lot and have since I was 18 (and I don't see it either), but the whole "feel insulted" thing..... I don't know where that came from.

On a side note, I usually am not the type of dude who takes shots, but this person bought a round of Jager barrels for like 6 people...2 of these people refused to take theirs, so after taking mine, I took their shots as well because I didn't want to see the damn things thrown away because a couple of Nancy-panties couldn't hang.

Then the Irish car bombs...that was at the end of the night. The bartender made the first one by dumping the Irish liquor stuff (can't think right now) in the Guinness and then handed it to me... It had already begun curdling up, but I drank it and informed her that she didn't prepare it correctly. So she gave me a free one. I started kind of acting like a jackass and coming up with stupid little nit-picky things that she was doing wrong (when she wasn't) and she kept giving me more of them for free.

You're stealing attention from frootie and gaythan, there will be reprocussions.....

Bailey's or Jamieson?

Yeah, the Bailey's was what I couldn't put my finger on. One of my free shots came via telling the bartender she didn't put the proper amount of Jameson in. To be honest, I didn't even know that ICBs had Jameson in it until I was on my way to the reception and my wife told me....It had been a few years since I had one.

Yeah, Hootie needs to post another roast so these last few pages get buried.

What kinda beer does Barry drink?

Haha, good God. Maybe I'm in denial, but I certainly don't look like freaking Favreau.

Something fruity....with Kool-Aid.

Wine em, dine em, sixty nine em

Looks like Guiness.

Mmm...let's see...beer with Obama or a beer with that little queerbait GW Bush?

Oh...decisions...

Rico's wife is too good for him

Jeez, well thanks a lot, SNR.

any predictions for who will be #1?

:facepalm:

Translation:

"I should be banging Rico's wife".

Dagger in.

Dagger twisted.

Good gosh you guys can be brutal.

Well umm, I'm not going to cry or anything, because you know, you guys can all think what you wanna (gulp) think because you all are umm...entitled your opinions and I''m-I'm not upset because I-I d-don't care what you guys think of me and I umm, I just....

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Actually, we're hoping you kill yourself so that the single posters can PM your wife.

You'd have to venture to a Steelers board.

Beek please, don't overestimate yerself. I repeat.

Coverage.. out-kicked.

Couldn't even convert her to a Chiefs fan? Now you really don't deserve her :harumph:

Q X 1,000,000

I WAS able to convert her from a Cubs fan to a Cardinals fan. I straight up told her that things wouldn't work between us if she were to root for the Cubs in front of me. I despise the Cubs and despise their fans more than about anything.

But have been unsuccessful in terms of converting her to a Chiefs fan. She was however willing to wear some Chiefs apparel for this Boudoir photo album that she gave to me as a wedding gift. Talk about hot.

Nah. They are a fine match.

Has rico made his way onto the list??? I think so.

Reverse cowgirl

What would you give for a photo of her wearing only a Cassel jersey trying and failing to put on a baseball cap?

That would be a major boner-killer...especially if she were trying to put on a Cubs hat.

C'mon. It would be adorable.

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Is it 4:20 yet?

Blaze it.

Let's unveil rico at 85 already...

Haha, I think I'll pass. I'll let Matty do that in her own Boudoir photo album that she gives to her husband.

Goddamnit Hootie, two days without an addition to the list?!

It looks like Frazod has a chance at #1, if we ever get there.

Pic of a nice tattoo on one of our bartenders from last nights pub crawl

Why's the dude in the background flipping you off?

Dude, it's only June, you got about 10 months and 11 days to go

holy hell for once I agree with hootie

I wouldn't be expecting you to be keeping a count down. LMAO
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Heh never saw him till you pointed it out,maybe he likes her :shrug:

Lol looks like he's looking at a receipt.
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Good God guys. I've said it like 20 times now. Trace freaking Adkins.

Am I the only one here who can take only so much of that shit without wanting to brutally rip out my teeth so I can use them to forcibly chew my ears with them so I don't have to hear it? I was in freaking hick-ville last night. I am not a hick.

CP last night was like my cigarette break (considering I don't smoke and the phone I was using was outside on our car charger).

Not to mention, it's not like I didn't bring beers with me every time I took a CP-phone break.

I ****ing loathe country music,you're a better man than I for lasting as long as you did.

Actually you do...more so than anyone you named.

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The resemblance is uncanny

Never tried it, don't persestantly enforce it, but do follow trends per personal work ethic. I will try it after I retire. I want to get blazed out of my skull, I want to get in a somewhat low speed chase from the police. When they finally stop me I'll say, "I've always been on that side all my life, I HAD to try this side at least once before I leave this planet."

I'd also like to try X I think.

LMAO You do that, cap'n.

LMAO

Spelling isn't your strong suit, pig?

ROFLROFLROFL

I wish more Republicans would try X.