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Had to laugh. When I saw DOE safety, I knew a tragic end was coming.

They ran a cartoon a few years back with a happy little ditty called Dumb Ways to Die.

Awesome.

This aint no shit.

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amen brutha! amen!

well...it made me laugh.
I think the dude on the right looks like a total dumb ass! :D

Have you guys seen the results of this new workout program? -

http://i.imgur.com/z8IjN6q.jpg

that's nothing. you should see the results of wearing some Sketchers Shape-Ups for a few weeks. it turns women into a size 6 with a perfect tan figure.

sold.

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https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8...623_124229.jpg

LMAOLMAOLMAO

I don't get it....

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This is funny and she isn't even fat.

Woman rips pants during circus act.

WWE remix

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My guess is that his phone should have interent, looks like smart phone or he has an old school that doesn't get the interwebs

LMAO LMAO LMAO


dude. awesomeness goest to 11.

That had to be a suicide. I don't see how it's possible to accidentally fall in to a wood chipper. Regardless, sucks for his co-workers to have had to witness that shit. While the screaming probably didn't last long, I bet they won't soon forget the last sounds that man made.

a possibility he got snagged on a log that drug him in.

A classic.
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Any of you ever been dumb enough to try this? Lol.

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Haha. Dumbass bird.

Bird doesn't need to eat that cookie anyway. Too fat./Omaha

That would have been epic if she had been fat.

I especially like, in her complete humiliation, she tries to just walk off as quickly as possible, WHILE STILL TETHERED, and gets dragged back and knocks down two more guys. ROFL

the trick to lighting off a bottle rocket from your ass is to not squeeze so hard.

No, but I did once ram into a glass door multiple times after picking a cookie up off the floor.

:spock: 3rd degree burns on your ass and balls-hard to explain that at the hospital. LMAO

I think that video was from the CP bash a few years back

Is this what a construction crew does to an executive they don't like much...?

Has to be fake. Too pat.

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LMAO

LOL ^^

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Is that a group of those kids who celebrate their uniqueness by dressing alike? :doh!:

White people.... :facepalm:

I don't give a **** what anyone says. They were gettin' it!

LMAO I think I'll watch that 10 more times.

Even the dude in the back with the half-hearted kick?

He's rocking a gas mask, welder's goggles, and pseudo dreads while straight jammin'.

Dude is OK in my book.

That chick on the right had moves.

No the dude in the middle at the start, in the, . . . Got Milk? . . . T-shirt.

LMAO Oh, that poser? **** that guy. He's just a wallflower.

The real MVP is homegirl on the right. Chick was spazzing.

Would Michael Jackson's rival gang from "Beat It" stand a chance against these hard ass bitches?
(The jack-knife would help)

Brotherly love


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My two boys get along well, which is good, because if one ever did something like that to his brother, he would regret it for a very long time.

hell yeah! man I'd bust an ass.

my little bro is 6 years younger than me. he had some anger issues. when he was 16 he was as big as I was. (now he's 6' 2 I'm 6') I don't even remember what exactly happened but he came at me in a complete RAGE and I used his momentum and flipped him onto a couch and landed on top of him just in time for my dad to walk thru the door. he's maybe 5' 8 and I was 22. he grabs me and slams me up against a wall ready to KILL me yelling "why don't you pick on somebody your own size!" I remember looking down at dad thinking....I was, I WAS! ROFL

I rock a gas mask every day.

He's building profiles for the dating sites you like to go to.

Omaha's existential crisis; 'I think 'IT' moved!!!'

Little ****er looks like a chimpanzee

LMAO


Iraqi Missile Defense System

lol

That will haunt my dreams.

is that a snuff film?

that'll buff out.

Strangest thing that dog has ever been asked to do by its boss.....the cat

LMAO

here you go :)

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Omaha likes the first part, but he loves the reveal. :p


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I wish I had time to do BS like that.

I bet that kid gets a Tosh.0 web redemption when he is 20.

Omaha likes the first part, but he loves the reveal. :p

LMAO

not in Missouri