When the highlight of your night is trying to do standup comedy for a board while playing off of some 45 year old dude's alt screen name, anything beyond "Horton Hears a Who" is probably going to come off as pseudo-intellectual.

Allahu Akbar

DERKA DERKA! HAMAS JIHAD!

Nope. Not a trace of profanity.

To save face because you're obviously full of shit.

Now you sound bitter.

Full of shit about what?

Hamas is just upset that the nipple question was left unanswered.

This thread took me over an hour to read...... most of everything between page 50-70 was garbage.

The rest...... priceless.

Welcome to the board kirstie

I could hold your hand and walk you through it, as long as the internet crossing guards don't wave their flashing wands at us.

That clinical excuse is ridiculous.

Someone who is "happily married" doesn't start threads on internet BBs about how he talked to his female next door neighbor about masturbation, and then spend and hour and a half talking about some 230 lb. dude's nipples.

Among this group, it's nothing to be ashamed about, I guess. As I said before, give any chick on this board 100 posts and they will have max rep because of the pathetic desire of the posters who think that somehow if they are obsequiously nice and give out lots of e-candy that they will score brownie points.

As suspected, you take things far too seriously, Hamas. You really need to settle down.

ROFL

I'm not the one engaging in coy banter with an alt. for over an hour.


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I'll give you some rep, Hamas. I'm glad we got to the root of this issue.

I just flew in today, boy are my arms tired. HAYOOOOOH

Thanks for proving my point. You are one odd duck, Hamas, I'll give you that.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a post.