LMAO

I hate all people who are more successful than I.

so you like black people?

out-kicked his coverage.

he's not a bad looking cat

I'd say they are in the same tier.

I think that whore would **** billay

let me get a little MTG sloppy 20ths?!

It's so much easier to be a "good-liking" guy compared to what it means to be a good-liking woman that it's not even funny. I don't care how ****ing hideous the dude, somewhere, somehow, some girl thinks said mutant is "cute."

Not saying you're a mutant, rico. Just saying that I'm better looking, more athletic, better endowed, and wealthier. /CP

girls are more into confidence and status...everyone already knows that

Sloppy 100+ths LMAO. She can **** and most guys would think she's smoking hot (I think she's hideous because I "know" her), better go against your code and wear a glove though...

Btw, to clarify (and I can't believe I'm admitting this to you assholes), we are Nursing STUDENTS. I'm actually delivering pizzas right now for the Hut of Pizzas. LMAO. Hey, it's either that, being a CNA or being a bartender...and I make more money delivering than I would as a CNA and I hate conversing with drunk people when I'm sober...since I have to be sober a lot now due to nursing school being a bitch. So yeah, I cruise around listenin to tunes and get paid for it right now? Eeeeeeeeatt shhhhittttt. LMAO Ugh.

nah I'll take my chances

so what is she now? A single bar slut?

While that's true, it doesn't account for all things.

common misconception: I never delivered pizzas

THAT BEING SAID...if you're getting the right shifts and working enough hours...you can make $$ doing it. No shame in that.

I don't know why you don't bartend, though...you don't have to talk to those morons...and you can make some serious coin. Shit, you could do both. Bartend 2 nights a week...

I don't know where I'd be in life if it wasn't for waitressing/bartending (yes, waitressing). Those were the best jobs I ever had. I miss the restaurant industry so badly.

besides...delivering pizzas has to be the greatest job ever...you get to jam to Avril in your car and your only work is knocking on a door and collecting a payment

the delivery guys I worked with at my pizza joint would make up to $300 on busy nights

Last I heard she was in a serious relationship with some dude that left for basic training recently, and right after he left already had another dude staying the night while my kids were there. They're so confused. :shake: Im sure my kids would love you though!

I've never struggled with the ladies. May have something to do with penis size because I know for a fact I have 99% beat on that.

On all honesty, we have an awesome last name in our area due to us all being bad ass wrestlers. She was a wrestling cheerleader for a rival school...loves wrestlers. Loves me. Plus she thinks I'm funny.

that doesn't make any sense

maybe if you worded it:

I've never struggled with ladies after I landed said lady.

Unless you're walking up to said ladies and are like, "hey yo my dick is 99% bigger than everyone else's!"

and I can hardly imagine that working

oh and you have ringworm you bundle of sticks

I wish everyone was aware of that so I didn't have to be so embarrassed all the time.

oh and I didn't read the part about 'name recognition'...that makes more sense

I used to get laid because I banged a hot girl in high school who was crazy.

They'd be like..."hey, didn't you date Amy?"

and then I'd be like..."Kobe!"

I understand bro.

I hated family events on my dad's side because they'd all be like, "yo what are you up to..."

and I'd be like, "Oh, I'm a waitress."

which is pretty much why I got out of the industry...you know, even though I was making plenty of ****ing money

Right on. Looks like you got a good one.

Haha, true to all except "had" ringworm....not have.

To the stoners of the world, you're a hero.

Stop trying to make me feel better. :(

DaFace

are you going to tell me who TimBone is a mult of or what?

and Rico

you're at a god damn wedding reception with an open bar stop posting on CP you dildo

Yeah I know. I'm in car charging phone in Caddy. Needed a break from the Trace Adkins tunes.

I dont know why but I like you rico. Now go make me a sammich.

ROFLROFLROFL

would you embrace me as the stepfather to your children?

Of course. My kids need a role model like you.

could we hang out and be friends?

As always, I'll point out that mults aren't allowed and that we pretty aggressively kill them off.

That said...I don't see anything obvious to indicate he's ever been around before. There are some (non-recent) IP matches, but he's on a dynamic IP so those are likely just coincidence.

I'm not 100% sure he's a mult...just think it's weird he joined the site to participate in these threads and these threads only. Figured he might have been one of the old timers who doesn't post much anymore.

Only if you take me out and let me protect you from getting your ass beat.

Could be. We have pretty good systems in place to detect people who are going back and forth between accounts, but it's pretty tough to detect someone coming back a year or two since they've been here.

for sure bro

tab is on me

we'll let me wife (your ex) take care of the kids

but you can't tell on me if I pick up a bar slut

maybe we can have a two dude, one chick threesome!? That would be amazing.

ex and current gang bang bar slut...and then the next night we can gang bang the ex, and current

Sounds like a plan. But if you try to cross swords with me there's gonna be a problem.

maybe a wink and a high five?

I prefer a fist bump brah

we could have been best friends

Fair enough. Lets see your dick.

This is NOT more interesting than chapter 7. IT'S NOT.

the problem with chapter 7 is no one was interested in chapter 1

the only person keeping that thread alive is you

and we're still not reading it

ROFLROFL

This thread had a good day.

Yep.

Tell skip to hit me up. Been a while. Is he still draggin?
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You wouldn't embarass me, TinyTimBoner. Don't be a jerk, man...show these poor guys your penis...don't let fear of embarrassing me hold you back, home-diddly.

Is this another potential argument coming on? LMAO

The difference between trollin' and truthin.' Learn it. Recognize it. Love it. Be it.

Am I really THAT fugly? On the real?

Dude go party.
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Dude...Trace Adkins. Oh wait, you being a gearhead, you probably actually like those "songs about me." Nevermind...we just don't have anything in common, bruh.

I thought you were Jeremy Piven...

Yeah I'm not into country music.


But I like to party. Any kind.


You're probably right. You couldn't hang with me
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I would take that challenge any day...and put money on it. I am able to drink so much that its plain stupid. Props for not liking country tho. Maybe we do have a future together.

The wedding SUCKS. I'm seein a buncha my hick friends I hadn't seen in years...and didnt really ever want to either.

JFC, I last read this thread on page 32... now it's on 82. [80 pages per]

Keep it that way unless you like cutting yourself at the end of the night.

Jeremy Piven ?! That's a first. I'm not that short. Usually I hear; Mark Wahlberg, Val Kilmer or Heath Ledger. I feel insulted by each of those as well with an exception of Val. Personality wise tho, Piven = The Big Cheese....so that's cool I guess

LMAO Hey look; I'm old and ugly. That said, someone is yanking your chain, brah.

and DEAD!!

PS - Say hi to yoah mother.

PPS - with that list, I half expected Samurai Seagall on that list.

Jeezuzz, I hate myself when I drink. I don't think I can even force myself to read these past few pages. I actually went public with the "people usually tell me I look like Val, Heath Ledger or Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch" kick. Ugh. Embarrassing.

ANYWAYZ!!!!! ANYONE WANNA DO A ROAST OF HOOTIE?

Fair enough. Next time someone tells me that shit, I'm going to punch them right on the chin because I hate getting my chain yanked (considering my chain isn't my penis and it's not being yanked by my wife).

I will say this though.... I look nothing like Jeremy Piven. Ya'll are delusional when it comes to that shit.

Go ahead, cough up the coin for the rug. You've earned it. Though it might trigger an expulsion from CP over non-canonical bald with goatee guideline compliance.

Say what???? That went way over my head, dudely. I even googled the dictionary meaning of the word "canonical." I still don't get it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qUaU7YkwXc...600/jethro.jpg

Speak American!!!!!

1. Piven wear a hairpiece.
2. There are a shit ton of bald goateed CPers
3. I was hinting you 'doth protest too much' that you don't look like Piven, perhaps because his baldness was the reason for your protestations.
4. Canon refers to agreed upon standards of the story [ie,m I'm a CPer, therefore I am bald with a goatee]. For example, having a Hulk who could fly would be non-canonical, b/c he doesn't fly in the 'canon,' in this case, the original comics.

Does Piven have a rug or did he get the John Cusack/Nic Cage hair restoration treatment?

Who knows these days, if 45-50 yo starlets can look like Hannah Montana these days, who's to begrudge men some coiffure innovation. I have no each and every one of Travolta's 'dos will withstand his jet wash.

I'm not going to lambaste the guy for trying to appear young in an industry like Hollywood; I was just wondering if people had insight as to whether he gained his hair via the Shatner or Tiger Woods method.

Haha, really?! That's pretty awesome.

And I stand by it...I look nothing like Piven...even if I were to rug it up in the same manner as him...no resemblance.

who is the sexiest planeteer????

this is a pic of me

http://images.counselheal.com/data/i...cise.jpg?w=600

let's have a Mr. ChiefsPlanet beauty contest. (the above is my entry)

Way to lock it up before we even had a chance to debate it.

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/movi...g_Man-550w.jpg

"You must be very proud of yourself."

I guess the battle is for the runner-up slot.