He does. I like to flip him shit though.

I won't try to beat that. I don't think I could find a stick big enough.

I'd hit it.


With the U.S.S. Nimitz.

I'm sure it's because I put in 20 hours today, but that made me laugh.

I will take exhaustion laughter any day.

What's with all the fat chick stuff GC? Seems to be all you're posting.

what an awesome mix. those back feet are frigging HUGE!
not familiar much with the St. B's but bullys are a great great breed. just so loving and so chill. great family dogs.
you gonna have a big bubba! is it possible it's a cross between a mastiff and St B....rather than bull mastiff?

lil Chief....getting bigger....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/pictu...pictureid=1474
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/pictu...pictureid=1492

Human: Wow!! Look at that goat! That's amazing!!!
Goat: ****!


http://i.imgur.com/np1MzJM.jpg

Someone's gotta do it.

Here's his daddy. I thought the owners said bull mastiff, but I'm not going to lie and say I'm an expert on the breeds. Mom looks just like Beethoven from the movie.

Win?
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Depends on the shots.
Jaeger...Fail
Bourbon..Win

I think the peson who shared it with me mentioned Fireball. whatever that is.

yeah...screw Jaeger.

Isn’t that cinnamon schnapps?
Jeager = anise = :Lin:

if so, that sounds nasty.

I got hammered on cinamon schnapps when i was probably 14.......that sucked.

Cinnamon whiskey.

It's a decent mixer but tastes like liquid Red Hots straight.



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For some reason that has become a popular shot with some people I know. I don't get it at all. Shlt's nasty.

I've seen it quite a bit at bars. rather, I've seen it all the time as a daily special for a particular day of the week.


is it a whiskey?

Yes

http://www.fireballwhisky.com/index.cfm

It's good in a hard cider too

is it one of those "hey, this tastes good! I 'll have another"! then BAM you're shitty after 4 more an hour later?

I enjoy a nice Hard Dickins Cider every night or so.....:D

Fireball shots at your place?

I have a bottle of Fireball on my desk next to me. I drink it all the time.

Well, not all the time, but whenever I feel like it.

although he could be a bully....he LOOKS like a mastiff. bullys usually have a wrinkled muzzle....taking that from the bull dog....however not ALL bullys wrinkle up. lil Chief isn't very wrinkly. ya oughta put pics of him as he gets bigger into the pets thread. I'd really like to see what he looks like in a couple months. I think he will be frigging AWESOME. the folks we got Dozer from had a long haired bull mastiff. I didn't even know they existed. great looking dog. yours is gonna be like that. great mix man.

Well most ciders are pretty strong already at 5 or 5.5 percent. So adding a shot of cinnamon whiskey will catch up to you pretty fast

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Car crash in Riley County on I70.


http://www.kshb.com/news/region-kans...ught-on-camera

I'm going to hell.



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Flyover state.

Texting fail.

Beaver Attack!

hahaha! cracks me up....

Beaver attacks man near Rochester: 'It was like watching a horror film'

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An Upstate New York man is recovering after being attacked by a beaver last week.

WHAM-TV reports Michael Cavanaugh was in a kayak on Irondequoit Creek, about 7 miles outside of Rochester, when a beaver jumped out of the water and knocked him overboard on Tuesday, June 10. The Lima, N.Y., resident was pulled underwater, bitten on his back and suffered deep puncture wounds on his arm.

"I heard my name called out from the shop and I ran out the door to see a guy getting pulled into the water," BayCreek Paddling Center trainer Nate Reynolds told the ABC affiliate of the attack on Monday.

"It was like watching a horror film."

According to UPI, Reynolds had to hit the beaver with a paddle multiple times to get it to let go of Cavanaugh, killing the rodent. The paddling center temporarily closed so animal control could find its carcass and test it for rabies.

A biologist with the New York Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) told WHAM that beavers are vegetarians and attacks on humans are rare, but do happen when they're infected with rabies or trying to protect their young.

Cavanaugh is being treated for rabies as a precaution as well.

"My body is focusing on healing the wounds," he told the news station. "I've slept quite a bit. Though the event was scary I haven't felt much in the way of traumatic emotional reactions which I'm thankful for. As a matter of fact I feel a lot of gratitude to God."


http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.s...oit_creek.html

Beavers are badass. :harumph:

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Murica!

Police tase woman running down highway as she sang National Anthem

EUREKA, Mo. — Police in St. Louis county are scratching their heads, but praising their officer, after a bizarre incident Monday afternoon on I-44. A passing motorist sent video to sister station FOX 2 that shows an officer apprehending the woman after she reportedly tried to jump into oncoming traffic.

According to FOX 2, the woman was speeding and flipped the police officer the bird. The officer gave chase. The woman reportedly slammed on her brakes, nearly causing an accident on the highway. She then proceeded to get out of her vehicle and run down the highway while singing the National Anthem.

The officer chased after her and yelled for her to stop. The woman reportedly responded by yelling “Martin Luther King” before jumping into the path of an oncoming car. The car swerved to avoid her, and the officer drew his taser gun and tased her.

Police are still unsure of the woman’s motives. FOX 2 identified her only as a 42-year-old Texas resident. She is currently at a local hospital getting a psychiatric evaluation. No charges have been filed yet.

We didn't drink Fireball that night, did we? Memories are a little fuzzy.

If those are Legos, I feel his pain.

Yes they are.

Spain's World Cup appearance -

http://i.imgur.com/U7aAjVX.gif

LMAO

the flag

must....get.....one.

ROFL
you are incredibly ****ed up man! hahaha!

The butt**** your soul is mine.

the only thing I would change is I would insert the word "whore"; I Will Shit In Your Whore Mouth

otherwise, it's perfect.

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Jesus, everyone just STOP!


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Porn Star Pop Quiz with Luna Star
(sfw)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84168755/

I enjoy Fireball but I really do love cinnamon. I avoid cinnamon candy because I will immediately eat all of it, regardless of amount. If you give me a two pound bag of Red Hots I will just sit down and eat them.

hahahaha!

http://www.fundope.com/pdata/t/l-707.jpg

Take a 16 oz tall glass, add shot of Fireball, 1/2 shot clear rum, a couple of ice cubes and fill the glass with ginger ale. That's a favorite of mine.

Also, in a large mug, mix 1 cup milk with 1 cup Chai tea mix (I use sugarless Oregon Chai). Warm up mixture in microwave for a couple of minutes then add shot of Fireball.

Alright, I'll bite. What am I missing here?

I was thinking the same thing. I agree with the sentiment, but not sure the picture fits it very well. The chick in the middle is pretty cute and doesn't look stupid to me. The guys are kind of dorky and douchy looking, but also don't look particularly stupid. Weird one.

Maybe it's a fail because the pic doesn't match the slogan very well???

Man, I can foresee that gif being used a million times on this board.

I'm guessing it's about the guy on the right. Maybe saying that he's stupid and it's easy to tell by looking at him..?

My guess is the dude on the right is the hip cool guy who can actually bang that chick next to him while the guy on the left is the stupid dork in the friend zone?

I dunno. The guy on the right looks like he has an extra chromosome, and the guy on the left looks like he would be dating the girl. WTF?

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lol

24 million dollar yacht goes up in flames.


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^^^insurance fraud is only for us normals

shaolin soccer?

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/up...lin-soccer.gif

Actual game I think, lol. The caption for the gif was something like, "why China isn't in the World Cup".

EPIC FAIL
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Irish Advertisement for speeding


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Lol.