I won't speak for Saul, but I haven't broken any rules.

Can we do another 10 K? ROFL

Surely with all of the talented paparazzi members around here, this thread is just about to take off. After all, It's not like hootie and I carried the thread while a bunch of others sat around and bitched (while adding nothing of value themselves).

Jensen shouldn't have been surprised someone reported him, by the way. He was being a douche. It's one thing to type the N word to make a point, but he was quoting people that didn't say anything racist and then typing, "Yeah, lets get all those stupid ****ers!" and stuff like that, as if they had made racist comments.

Bitching is CP's MO. Hey, I started and updated the damn thing forever...I deserve a little credit. Sure, I suck ass as a roaster, but if I wanted to do that it would have been my Top 101.

But you two thickskulls keep insisting that I ban people I don't like. I don't really like either of you. Why aren't you banned?

YOU ARE TOO AFRAID OF THE SEVERE REPERCUSSIONS THAT BANNING THEM WOULD BRING

DICTATORS FEAR THE PEOPLE

I think the obvious answer is that you actually like us.

I WAS THE ONE THAT REPORTED HIM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!/bugeater

I'm not a bad guy to go fishing with, homeslice. I've got some good spots. A lot of you probably think I am some sort of giant, yippy chihuahua who won't shut up in person...which isn't the case. At least, I don't think it is.

Speaking of fishing and turtles, I am scared shitless of snapping turtles, but we have had some fun times fishing those things out of our pond. Hell, we caught one that weighed 50-60 pounds one time. I remember when we got the hook out of his mouth, my dad put a thick branch in front of it's nose and the thing snapped it right in half like it was a twig. It was crazy. And all I could think about is if I were skinny dipping and a snapping turtle decided to snap at my penis. I think I have enough gerth, to where it wouldn't be snapped in half like that wussy-ass branch, but the damage would probably still be catastrophic.

Short. Succinct. Then you had to go rico.

You just can't help yourself can you? Still, that was a single paragraph story, so that's impressive. :evil:

I nearly made this same post



It was a short story because most of it was about his penis.

Whatever man - a box turtle could snap that thing off

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3224/2...2d7_z.jpg?zz=1

That made me chuckle.

Haha.

But dude, the shit was crazy.

Then when I got inside, I googled some shit about snapping turtles biting people and read this story about this dude in Australia who got his penis bit by one. The snapping turtle didn't end up biting this guy's penis off (props to this guy's penis, I guess), but it did end up clamping and locking it's jaws and wouldn't release itself from the shaft of this Australian man's penis. They ended up having to pry the snapper's jaws off this guy's penis with a crow-bar. I can't imagine ANYTHING that would be more horrifying than that. I've been scared shitless of snapping turtles ever since.