I'd rather draft Ben Simmons

We need some more QB's today to push someone down.


Teams are just taking very good players right now. Nothing too crazy yet.

Golden slipping a bit tells me we're gonna get a shot at Egbuka and/or Burden at 31.

Do the right thing, Burt.

Jalon Walker fashion grade. I like those tuxedo lapels, and the reddish jacket is nice. The big brick necklaces seem to be popular this year, and are kind of ugly but less gaudy that some other designs. He should have sized his ball cap before the pick, but I won't hold that against him.

Fashion Grade: A-, pending a review of his shoes.

Edit: No, that's a solid A. Good look by Walker.

Thats very possibly the best talent/need fit in the draft so far.

But Josh Simmons still should've been the pick.

Remember when he “was going to be a problem” ?!?!?!!

OH YEAH WELL I'D RATHER DRAFT RICHARD SIMMONS!!

I have a bad feeling we’re gonna trade up for Simmons with Harmon, Burden and maybe Nolen on the board.

I have a terrible feeling

Andy looks like he gained some weight.

There's a lot of slipping on the cornerbacks. Not a single one taken yet. Laugh at me if you want, but CB may be a good pick for us.

Nailed Atlantas pick again in the mock.

Jalon is a great pick there.

My final 3-round mock is ****ed but I hit Walker to the Falcons.

Oh no please **** off with that mojo.

15 to go. It's nut-cuttin' time.

Egbuka sounds intriguing

Please take Simmons Arizona I beg you

you're not thinking positive you negative nancy!! get outta here with that bad noise!!!

;)

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH

Simmons might go to the Texans. They need a LT.

Mel Kiper Jr future NFL Hall of Famer?

I guess Travis Hunter went early, but he's the only DB of any type so far to be picked.

Jahdae Barron must have a huge living room. There was 100 people in that room, more than the number of people in Green Bay at the draft site.

Oh damn, back-to-back hits in my 3-round mock. I'm back in it baby haha

Damn

YOU TOO. YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH TOO.

Nolan!

Damn.

the fat guy draft

He would have been fun to watch with Chris Jones

unfortunately his career will be wasted in arizona

Damn.

That was my A1.

Moving on

Say Burden or Ekbuka are off the board, would you select the corner Amos at 31?

Walter Nolen fashion grade: Some sort of velvet hoodie that actually looks okay, but he had a janitor key ring on his waist, and I think his necklace was a turkey platter.

Fashion Grade: D-. The hoodie material is the only thing that saves him from a failing fashion grade.

BUST

imho

Well **** you, Cardinals.

Not Golden to the Bengals....

We're not trading up for Simmons.

Curious what makes you say this. Colts have Braden Smith and Bernard Raimann as good starters and Goncalves is a pretty good backup/swing tackle.

Seems like tackle is not a big need for Indy right now.

Bengals going to take a WR to give Burrow even more weapons!

We still have Johnson, Baron, Revel, Amos, and Morrison on the board. An outside CB is a force multiplier with McDuffie moving fully to slot.

LMAO

Does he have 2 functioning knees?

That's kinda my litmus test at the moment.

If yes - maybe.

We're not wanting the Chiefs to have an opportunity to make that mistake.

Simmons has a very high bust risk due to the torn patella knee injury, and history has not been kind to players who suffered this type of injury.

So we're trying to manifest some team to take him off before our turn.

I don’t like the sweatshirt look for draft fashion. Shows a lack of style.

Go up and get Starks hr would be an animal in our defense

With Nolen off the board does Beach trade up for Terrance Cody?

The Bengals are gonna piss me off and take Harmon, aren't they?

They know they ****ed up letting D.J. Reader go and now they have a chance to fix it.

Say it ain't so, Roger.

Yeah. I'll cut him some slack since he's not in New Yor-, er, Green Bay. But you still shouldn't be wearing a hoodie on the day that you become a multi-millionaire.

Probably so... How are the Bengals so bad? They pick relatively early every year..

BUST

Good player for the Bengals.

Can’t wait for Rain Man’s fashion review of that

lol Stewart to the Bengals. Good. He sucks

I probably wouldn't be wearing anything but a big-assed cowboy hat, a cigar, and a shit eating grin, but that's just me.

LMAO **** you Joe

Ahh, got it.

Well that picks annoyingly sensible.

Lots of bling tonight.

Can’t draft busts when your salary cap is anchored down by two WR’s, Cincy.

Seattle needs a Josh Simmons

Shemar Stewarts jacket made him look 5 months preggers

nooooooooooooooooooo they got shemar

Did they seriously draft a DE with 4.5 career college sacks?

Whew.

Still have a chance at one of our best targets.

If he puts it all together...


Sounds like a Bengal.

Shemar Stewart looks like a beast. He's the guy I'd least want to fight so far. He looks like a superhero.

Fashion grade: great green suit there. Really nice look. What the heck is that Aztec skull necklace, though? That's a bad decision. But the suit carries the day.

Fashion Grade: B+.

I AGREE.

imho.

Bro is a plate of diarrhea chili away from being JaMarcus Russell

hahah well, now I feel better ROFL

What the hell is the necklace that Shemar Sterwart's father is wearing? Holy cow. That's so bad that I'm going to lower Shemar's fashion score for his dad's taste. Lower Shemar to a B- by association.

That whole scene is underwhelming in Green Bay.

That Aggie education definitely showing.......

Nice suite, horrible interview…

Yeah, he's the epitome of looks like Tarzan but plays like Jane

There goes Zabel, the dark horse Chiefs pick

Donkos surely taking Golden to get Nix another weapon, right?

Grey Zabel is a solid guard name

2nd guard of the draft gone.

Grey Zabel fashion grade: can't tell yet. He's sitting down. It looks pretty good in a conservative sense. But why does he look so small? He looks like the little brother of a draft pick. Is his family all gigantic?

MORE LIKE HORSE'S ASS PICK YOU MEAN.

BUST.

imho.