You kind of look like Theon Greyjoy. Maybe chicks just think you've been through years of torture and have had your junk cut off.

Just did 3 times. Outside even.

No we have different coloring, midface, eye spacing, jaw... yeah nothing alike. http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/a...eason-3-gi.jpg

this shit again

Stop using your chin as a crutch. If Sean ****ing Stephenson can get laid, so can you.
http://puamethod.com/wordpress/wp-co...0/03/sean1.jpg

More than anything, listen. Babes want more than anything just someone to talk to them.

Oh, and have a large penis.

How small is your junk brah? Micro?

They never get to his junk. And it's not his chin.


It's his mouth. He's a ****ing idiot and it's obvious
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Ya I'm sorry but this thread is depressing. How hard can it be to get laid? At this point **** a hooker, it would save you lots of money. Also, try finding a big group of girls like 5 or more and go for the ugliest one in the group. That is all but guaranteed.

I got laid Friday night.

Just so we are clear, your hand doesn't count.......

That was this morning.

*brushes shoulder off*

These are some of the pcis i put on "tinder"

i matched every single girl.. must have been 500-1000 and a lot were fat... right now i have a pathetic 3 matches hahahahaa

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps155727eb.png
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps5963d4d6.png

STOP.

WEARING.

BACKWARDS.

BASEBALL.

CAPS.

reerun.

No the dating experiment proved its looks..

3 matches after matching over 500 girls?

my mouth, if anything, is helping me because im able to actually get hot girls numbers(in person), when if they just saw me as a picture they'd next me

http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/...2/10227510.jpg

And that thing on your chin has got to go. It's ****ing atrocious.

Also, stop getting totally baked before taking selfies.

I explained this. My douche style will piss off 30 + year old guys like yourself but its not counter intuitive for attracting hot young 18 year olds.

Here is a slayer (****s 2 new girls a month).. guy on the righthttp://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...pse4479344.png

Seems odd that you would make a thread about not being able to attract them, then.

No i am isolating a variable here and suggesting that this variable is indeed either neutral or beneficial. Read my last post

lmao this thread is hilariously pathetic

yea

LOL at the Tinder shit. That's about normal.

It was a bad idea to think PUA works or to think that I was an attractive guy 2 years ago when I undertook this

Im too far in at this point to give up though, willingly

No i made another using old pictures where i was more attractive and I have like 300 matches

Workout. Wear better clothes. Smile. Groom yourself (no more crust beard).

But most of all stop chasing puss and start having fun. Have something interesting to say rather than smelling of desperation.

What in the hell made you think the first pic was a good one to use on a dating site?

those are terrible pics dumbass, do you look at girls like that? you look like you want to ****ing cook and eat them. and in one you can almost see up your nose.

****ing idiot

I've got a lesbian next door neighbor. She looks like a 105lb dude with a weaker jaw line than you. She turns out straight chicks on the reg; like every other weekend. Her game consists of "fun chick that doesn't come across like a predatory douche".

This shit is still going on?
Cmon CP...

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/ima...6820765378.jpg

I assume PUA stands for pick up artist, correct? What the hell is that? Did I miss that part of this thread?

Yes, it took me while but I figured out PUA was pick up artist.

He follows one of the methods.

No im listening... i need to stop trying to look tough and basically smile and just look more friendly?

That's the thing!

STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING.

Just be.

also note that those guys don't have 13 year old wispy facial hair

Ive had several girls tell me i look better with facial hair (i have a very weak jaw)

Most of my worst rejections (times when i went on dates with girls after talking to them on the phone for weeks) were with a clean shave....

There have been 5-10 girls i texted and talked to on the phone for weeks before they'd meet up with me, then i shaved my face (just to minimize the things they could reject me FOR) for the dates... never went anywhere

you lack confidence

Maybe you shouldn't put off the "I'm gonna wear the shit out of your skin" vibe. Your pictures are oozing creep.

Do you have any hobbies other than getting rejected by girls?

ROFL

Pulling the legs off puppies.

This

When I asked this question I was told he has a biological need to eat.
It's not the chin.

I noticed that he kind of looks like a gross Josh Groban.

I have a feeling that if he were forced to compare himself to Groban, he would gloss right over the contrast in talent/interests/goals, and spend a lot of time staring at pictures of Groban's facial structure.

If you want a better jawline get to sucking my cock

That guy is hideous.

The point is that some guys dont have the looks to do cold approach.

Click the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmWGes7zeNs

It's the biological imperative.

Scott Pioli when drafting a player would often make sure he had a female in his life. Guys that are getting regular pussy, and not needing to spend time chasing it, are usually guys who accomplish shit in life.

You are the Scott Pioli of pounding vag.

Your completion percentage on dates is worse than Matt Cassel.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...zofuthuyur.jpg

Have you tried dPUA? It's a knockoff, but it helped my boy here.

So I guess you aren't accomplishing anything then.

Perhaps you could keep a supply of drugs on hand, and ply some crackwhores to get your sea legs under you.

?

So don't do cold approach.

Again, do you have any hobbies?

100% this

no girl is going to ever be ok until you're ok with yourself

i've explained this also.

Consciousness is translucent.

When you're talking to someone you don't actively see yourself, nor do you really think about yourself. You only think and see them.

Insecurity can only hurt you in so much as you avoid social situations because of it.

As long as you're actively engaging in social situations(obviously im not talking about my insecurities) then lack of self esteem should not hurt you.

Also for the first year I did this, I was not insecure. The insecure is me reflecting upon my failures as well as noticing patterns among guys who do and don't get girls.

You are stupid.

Shut the **** up. You're not getting laid because you don't want to get laid, period.



DISCLAIMER - Completely convinced you're trollolololing, btw. Well done.

tl;dr

but if you think girls can't sniff out confidence you're sorely mistaking

Stop focusing on failures, or "physical impairment" or whatever the hell you're focusing on, and focus on the girl in front of you... Get her to laugh, have fun, the rest will happen naturally

If he's just a troll, great ****ing job asshole.
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Tell the pussy to quit trying some technique, pua? Dumb ****
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Dude, the girls you are going after are way too alive for you.

They can't leave you when they can't move.

for the record

I have literally never taken a selfie of myself in my life.

Maybe all of the selfies you're taking make the girls think, "gee, you're a douche!"

Of course, all of my friends and all of my friends' friends take ****ing constant selfies and snap chat them all day long (I'll never snap chat, either) and get laid a lot so who ****ing knows...

but selfies are super gay and so is snap chat

I usually don't agree with Hootie about non football topics
but in this thread I agree with everything

If this guy isn't a troll then he is a serial killer in training. I can see the police artists rendering now. It will have a weak jawline. And will go by the moniker of "The Slack Jawed strangler."

If this isn't trolling than maybe this guy is gay?

No way this shit is real.

Nobody is this ****ing dumb and dense in real life.

This is a ****ing masterpiece.

I almost feel bad for the guy.

He's posting selfies and asking a bunch of dudes what they think the issue is...

I mean, I'm all for "hey I need dating advice!" threads but this one is just too hilariously pathetic even for the internet

He is posting some poor scmuck from Facebook and you guys are falling hook line and sinker. Vultureesque.

Rapey troll is rapey.

You're probably the reason rape jokes aren't funny.

*forcible rape happens every 6 minutes in the USA, so therefore it's not a laughing matter.

**Micro-peen would be your superhero name I'll bet.

I dont know why anyone is surprised.

I have no looks, money or status.

It should almost be expected that I don't get casual sex.

The only mildly surprising thing is that im actively trying and still not getting it.

This is my usual pick up line.

Are you 1492?

She's usually like wtf. Then I hit her with this-

Columbus is sailing the ocean blue. I repeat: we've got a last name - Columbus, first name - Christopher sailing the ocean blue.

All units be advised.

Bed, Bath & Beyond by sunrise.

Wut

Someone expose this turd. Shocked nobody has gone full shy gums on this troll.

I've been lazy but google image searching his pics doesn't show any hits other than here and some PUA forums for the first couple of pics.

A bored sleuth will go balls deep on this turd. I still have faith in the planet.

You have 22 posts on this thread. 10 of them are you begging someone else to expose this guy. A handful of them were similar in intent but didn't exactly fit the parameters of the aforementioned 10. A couple more involved blowing billay.

I think my point is you have enough time to do it yourself.

So? I don't have the skills to do so....weak chin.