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Jewish Rabbi 09-26-2014 10:13 PM

Get this beaker son of a bitch off this team.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 10951468)
Get this beaker son of a bitch off this team.

The guy induced weak contact on both of those batters. It's not his fault the corner infielders are ****ing mongs.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951465)
I'm going to ****ing kill Matt Carpenter.

This is why a 4 run lead is not a blow out. A couple of bad bounces and your in trouble.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:29 PM

Wong is just horrible at reading pitchers.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:37 PM

You ****ing had him, Adams. What the hell?

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:41 PM

This is shaping up to be an epic disaster. Just so much stupid baseball and stupid managing tonight.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:43 PM

Un****ingbelievable. This is all on Adams.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:43 PM

Was the ****ing run worth it, you fat ****?

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:45 PM

Carpenter, Adams, and Matheny all with hands in this epic stupidity.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:46 PM

Un****ingbelievable. Thanks, Adams. Thanks, Matheny.

GET HIM THE **** OUT OF THE ****ING GAME, YOU DUMB MOTHER****ER

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10951474)
This is why a 4 run lead is not a blow out. A couple of bad bounces and your in trouble.

What this guy said.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:46 PM

He's just throwing belt-high changeups to every ****ing hitter. Can you not see this, Matheny?

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951549)
Un****ingbelievable. Thanks, Adams. Thanks, Matheny.

GET HIM THE **** OUT OF THE ****ING GAME, YOU DUMB MOTHER****ER

Why is he still in there? 92 MPH fastballs over the middle of the plate belt high. How many do you have to see?

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951551)
He's just throwing belt-high changeups to every ****ing hitter. Can you not see this, Matheny?

Nesheck is done. He is tired, sore arm, dead arm something.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:50 PM

I can't really imagine a worse manager than Mike Matheny.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10951556)
Nesheck is done. He is tired, sore arm, dead arm something.

He sucks. He sucked his entire career. He's just like Mujica, and anyone with a brain could see this coming from a mile away.

Strongside 09-26-2014 10:53 PM

Hey guys! Just wanted to pop in and say good luck. Hoping we can renew the REAL I-70 series in a few weeks. Good luck the rest of the way!

Jewish Rabbi 09-26-2014 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10951561)
Hey guys! Just wanted to pop in and say good luck. Hoping we can renew the REAL I-70 series in a few weeks. Good luck the rest of the way!

Real good timing, dipshit.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 10:54 PM

After the Cardinals finish blowing the division, they'll be going home on Wednesday.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951557)
I can't really imagine a worse manager than Mike Matheny.

He's got some explaining to do as to why he pulled Holliday and left Neschek in there when he was throwing middle of the plate pitches.

This team doesn't look like it realizes their season is on the line. They are not playing with any urgency. Making stupid errors. Not being agressive on the bases. Letting strike 3 go by. Swinging at shit way out of the strike zone early in the count. No matter how it turns out they really embarrassed themselves tonight.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:00 PM

Marco ****ing Gonzalez to start the 9th. Marco ****ing Gonzalez.

Strongside 09-26-2014 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 10951564)
Real good timing, dipshit.

Thanks friend!

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10951561)
Hey guys! Just wanted to pop in and say good luck. Hoping we can renew the REAL I-70 series in a few weeks. Good luck the rest of the way!

Watch it pal :#

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951576)
Marco ****ing Gonzalez to start the 9th. Marco ****ing Gonzalez.

Walks the lead off hitter.:banghead:

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:04 PM

I don't know if I've ever turned on a player as quickly as I have Matt Carpenter in this game. He is an absolute piece of shit.

kcxiv 09-26-2014 11:06 PM

So if the Pirates and the Cardinals tie, you all have to play a tiebreaker game, then a play in game? hmmm... THat will be ****ing interesting

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:06 PM

Stop nibbling, you ****ing bitch.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951585)
I don't know if I've ever turned on a player as quickly as I have Matt Carpenter in this game. He is an absolute piece of shit.

If they didn't have so much playoff experience, I'd think they were playing too tight and nervous.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10951593)
If they didn't have so much playoff experience, I'd think they were playing too tight and nervous.

Same team that blew a 3-1 lead against a punchless Giants team and got outscored 20-1. Same team that got shutdown by a brokedick Clayton Kershaw and John Lackey in the WS. They are ****ing choke artists.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10951590)
So if the Pirates and the Cardinals tie, you all have to play a tiebreaker game, then a play in game? hmmm... THat will be ****ing interesting

If I was you, I'd want the Cardinals. the Pirates are hot as shit.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:10 PM

Pinch run.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:10 PM

You have got to be kidding me.

kcxiv 09-26-2014 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10951602)
If I was you, I'd want the Cardinals. the Pirates are hot as shit.

I dont care what team they play. One way or another you gotta play the toughest of teams. I wouldnt mind it if both teams have to play a tie breaker game. Our offense is ****ing insane right now,w e scored 7 runs with the Albuquerque Isotopes playing on the Dodgers right now lol

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:12 PM

Thank the **** Christ. Now slam the ****ing door in the bottom of the frame, punch Carpenter in the nuts 1000 times, and cut Neshek's right arm off.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-26-2014 11:12 PM

Sweet....now fire Mc Laughlin he's awful

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10951612)
Sweet....now fire Mc Laughlin he's awful

He could do the broadcast in Mandarin and he'd be 1000 times better than Matheny is at managing.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10951608)
I dont care what team they play. One way or another you gotta play the toughest of teams. I wouldnt mind it if both teams have to play a tie breaker game. Our offense is ****ing insane right now,w e scored 7 runs with the Albuquerque Isotopes playing on the Dodgers right now lol

Yeah Kershaw and Grienke plus the way your offense is clicking, I don't like our chances.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10951608)
I dont care what team they play. One way or another you gotta play the toughest of teams. I wouldnt mind it if both teams have to play a tie breaker game. Our offense is ****ing insane right now,w e scored 7 runs with the Albuquerque Isotopes playing on the Dodgers right now lol

You don't want to play Pittsburgh. They're like a ****ing Terminator.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951615)
He could do the broadcast in Mandarin and he'd be 1000 times better than Matheny is at managing.

ROFL

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951609)
Thank the **** Christ. Now slam the ****ing door in the bottom of the frame.

uhhhh Rosenthal is coming in. Slam the door? Hopefully they run into the door and knock themselves out.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:18 PM

Grichuk is showing why he's not ML-ready. Matheny needs to realize that and start Oscar, but he won't, and Randal is going to get Vitamixed in a playoff game.

Miles 09-26-2014 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10951623)
uhhhh Rosenthal is coming in. Slam the door? Hopefully they run into the door and knock themselves out.

I still have a mild amount of confidence in him. Still too many walks but has been solid this month after a pretty shitty August.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-26-2014 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951615)
He could do the broadcast in Mandarin and he'd be 1000 times better than Matheny is at managing.

True, but I can't listen to this clown anymore. Mute time.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:22 PM

We're going to have to face that one who sucks the penis Enciarte this inning.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10951625)
Grichuk is showing why he's not ML-ready. Matheny needs to realize that and start Oscar, but he won't, and Randal is going to get Vitamixed in a playoff game.

Yep, that book is out on him. OT needs to be starting.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Miles (Post 10951629)
I still have a mild amount of confidence in him. Still too many walks but has been solid this month after a pretty shitty August.

He has been much better since he started mixing in the curve ball.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:24 PM

Are you ****ing bullshitting me? That pitch was perfect.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-26-2014 11:26 PM

Jesus. What a shitshow. Glad to get that the **** over with.

Now ****ing mothball Neshek and get Carpenter to un**** himself.

BigRedChief 09-26-2014 11:28 PM

Oxygen please
http://i1044.photobucket.com/albums/...ner/relief.gif

Miles 09-27-2014 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10951639)
He has been much better since he started mixing in the curve ball.

Unless you have a pitch that is completely dominate like Mariano Rivera you can't get away just heat as a closer. Hopefully mixing it up helps Rosenthal.

Miles 09-27-2014 12:20 AM

Now that they have managed to do that please close the door on the division this weekend.

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Miles (Post 10951714)
Now that they have managed to do that please close the door on the division this weekend.

Both Lynn and Waino are performing at Hall-of-Fame levels the last few games. If those pitchers can't put a beat down on the worst team in baseball, then we just need to go home. **** the wild card game, play in division game. We are just going to get skunked by the Dodgers or Nationals anyway.


The only caveat is we do have a history or stumbling to the finish line and then turning it on in the playoffs. No Cardinal fan thought we were going to do anything in the playoffs in 2006 and 2011. So there is always hope.

We have hope. Yeah!:facepalm:

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 02:50 PM

Reds walk off the Pirates in extras.

We win tonight, we take the division. We get to save Waino for game 1 vs the Dodgers.

TrebMaxx 09-27-2014 02:51 PM

Walk off grand slam in the 10th for Cincy. Pittsburgh now 1.5 games back!

TrebMaxx 09-27-2014 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10952585)
Reds walk off the Pirates in extras.

We win tonight, we take the division. We get to save Waino for game 1 vs the Dodgers.

Beat me to it!

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 10952587)
Beat me to it!

I was flipping around to find the Cardinals game to record for tonight. I thought Pitt played at 4:00 or so. Saw the bases loaded in extras and stopped to watch. I bet Pitt fans are hurting.

It's there for the taking. They had better show up tonight.

TrebMaxx 09-27-2014 04:03 PM

I was channel surfing around and found the game on too.

It will be a sigh of relief it the Cards end it tonight and clinch the div.

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TrebMaxx (Post 10952746)
I was channel surfing around and found the game on too.

It will be a sigh of relief it the Cards end it tonight and clinch the div.

Lynn has been lights out lately. Playing the worse team in baseball, that's in turmoil, no manager. I like the odds.

TrebMaxx 09-27-2014 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10952765)
Lynn has been lights out lately. Playing the worse team in baseball, that's in turmoil, no manager. I like the odds.

I agree! Time to get this done!

Marcellus 09-27-2014 04:36 PM

****ing A the Pirates lost. Who wants to bet we lay an egg tonight to match?

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-27-2014 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10952765)
Lynn has been lights out lately. Playing the worse team in baseball, that's in turmoil, no manager. I like the odds.

Must you always tempt the Gods?

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10952832)
Must you always tempt the Gods?

Liking odds = anti-karma?

Lynn is off tonight. Against a good team we would be down at least a couple of runs.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-27-2014 08:52 PM

Maness...:facepalm:

kcxiv 09-27-2014 09:14 PM

Damn, i wanna see that game 163! lol Race is so close.

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10953755)
Maness...:facepalm:

This team just doesn't do anything the easy way. It's got to wait till the last minute.

Hopefully this is just a case of playing down to your competition.

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10953874)
Damn, i wanna see that game 163! lol Race is so close.

Yeah just have every team burn their best pitchers before facing your hot offense, Kershaw and Grienke? $225 million payroll is enough edge for you.;)

kcxiv 09-27-2014 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10953938)
Yeah just have every team burn their best pitchers before facing your hot offense, Kershaw and Grienke? $225 million payroll is enough edge for you.;)

COnsidering you guys have beat up on us lately in the post season, yeah! lol

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10953959)
COnsidering you guys have beat up on us lately in the post season, yeah! lol

Uhhh 2009. No soup for you.
/Jewish Rabbi

kcpasco 09-27-2014 10:02 PM

They barely won last night and got smacked around tonight by the worst team in baseball.
If the Cards happen to go deep in the playoffs this year it will be because they have a horseshoe jammed tightly up their ass.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-27-2014 10:33 PM

When was the last HR this team hit?

kcpasco 09-27-2014 10:40 PM

If they choke tomorrow the season could come down to Miller and Lackey.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-27-2014 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 10954076)
If they choke tomorrow the season could come down to Miller and Lackey.

We just couldn't give Adam a day off.

George Liquor 09-27-2014 11:39 PM

Of course it would come down to Wainwright to bail us out.

BigRedChief 09-27-2014 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10954122)
Of course it was would come down to Wainwright to bail us out.

If we win tomorrow and the NLDS goes 5 games, Waino still starts 2 games in the NLDS on normal rest.

George Liquor 09-28-2014 01:59 PM

2014 NL central champions!

kcpasco 09-28-2014 02:06 PM

I'd let Adam throw about 50 pitches.

Jewish Rabbi 09-28-2014 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 10955263)
I'd let Adam throw about 50 pitches.

He's not playing.

kcpasco 09-28-2014 02:11 PM

This game will actually be fun to watch the backups play.

George Liquor 09-28-2014 02:14 PM

That's what I was thinking. Wong, Grichuk and Taveras 123. Lolz

BigRedChief 09-28-2014 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10955283)
That's what I was thinking. Wong, Grichuk and Taveras 123. Lolz

Kozma, Cruz, Delcasco etc.ROFL

I'd like to see them win a game and celebrate but they are celebrating 162 games not the results of this one.


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