LMAO gahhh, maybe you HAVE made me see he errors of my ways... maybe I should just shut up and let free will reign, its a good try but likely not.

No, probably not...

Huh? Smaque has a huge work project this weekend if you could read.

I am just a vessel for the epic threads it creates. The mystery man may have you on the list I bet.

Are you his secretary...? LMAO

i took a HUGE painful shit today

ROFL

it was more interesting than this thread for sure

Step brothers av equals zero brain cells

it just kept COMING and COMING...it felt like huge behemoths of excrement were slowly forcing their way out of my anus

as if a portal to another universe, filled with shit-beings, had opened in my bowels

the shitmen from mars were invading our universe

i had one of those scary moments where i flushed and for about 3.672 seconds i thought it wasn't going to go down

and then i heard angels sing and away it went to turd afterlife

Your thread died Zarth. You must buy a bag of sugar free haribo gummies.

Where did you find this...in a peer-reviewed article? Makes sense.

still...


You are someones bitch on an internet forum. LMAO Epic. ROFL

Next year we should have Inmem do this.

The rage-fueled feces fight would be glorious

That man will PAY, it will be BRUTAL and UNRELENTING... or, I might just go to bed.

In either case ALL OF YOU WILL DIE UNHAPPY AND ALONE.

Where is my ****ing coffee at PGM!?!

Quiet Reek. You must know your name.

Sleep it off olé buddy.

Yeah, kicking that ball is TOUGH... I know from experience, man.

Reek has been put in his place

PGM in full blown defense mode. LOL

Creepy

I'm about ready to do my Mel Kiper schtick that I did last year in Hootie's thread.

Where is this ****ing list at?

1205. Mr Reek

Cartoon chickens
Step brother av
No balls

Spider-Man... What is your take on this thread bro?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/44045725.jpg

Best poster right here.

hands the **** down.

Who are you?

500+, with that kinda of build up no way it can deliver. Where is the popcorn?

A guy that wouldn't lose a "do you like me?" poll by over 60% of the votes.

No, he's just continuing to relay a message that apparently some of you can't seem to grasp.

I'm ****ing busy.

I worked 17 hours yesterday. On a holiday weekend.

I'll get to this thread if and when I can. So sorry to inconvenience you.

ROFL :clap:

Lol. Wow.

LMAO

And you're continuing to act like a jerk.

Lol. Wow. Indeed.

His thread has all the ingredients of a good remake of High School Musical......

You know what guys? I'm done. Just close the ****ing thread.

I told everybody it was gonna be slow this weekend. I told everybody I had a lot of work to do.

I've pulled 31 hours in the last 2 days, I haven't gotten much sleep, and I'm not even half done.

You all can **** off now.

Very Hootie like

Except Hootie is a waitress.

I have a REAL job.

Lol you mad bro?

Wouldn't you be if you had to work through a holiday weekend?

Stop and think for a minute about what you're asking, bro.

Maybe you need a new job?

Um, no.

Because middle of next week when this thing is done, I'll be sitting here doing nothing and getting paid for it.

It's called perspective.

Something apparently quite a few people in this thread don't have...

I think you are ****ing around right now. Do work, Son!

Now PGM is without a job! Noooooooooo...ooooooo!

ROFL

His "job" never started. I've been asking him to add the roasts to the OP for THREE DAYS.

:D

The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe
 

Maybe you shouldn't start a 101 countdown thread a day before you are about to take on a massive project...wait till after. It doesn't take a genius to figure out one would get this sort of reaction on CP.

Perspective.

BTW, I'm certainly not mad at you guys.

I expected you all to act like a bunch of disrespectful heathens. I haven't suddenly forgotten what Chiefsplanet is.

http://swoonworthy.net/wp-content/up...ike-gif-20.gif

ROFL

You don't think I suggested that?

I'm a draftee, brotha.

Stop ****ing around and just let me know what I won already!

#97: teedubya

I'm one of the most famous people on Chiefsplanet. Why? Because I abused a Chiefs employee via Twitter.

http://i.imgur.com/0aMNt.gif

No, that's not Penn Gillette. That's me. And I was like "whoa, I'm gonna be famous" after that college intern twerp told me it was my "choice to be a fan".

I've organized email campaigns and published Clark Hunt's email on the forums. Oddly enough, I spend more than half of my time in DC because I don't really care about football. But it sure was fun tagging on with pr_capone and Marty and riding their coattails to glory.

I did actually have one claim to fame but I botched that and got verbally bitchslapped by Shannon Sharpe in an airport.

Maybe you should take a huge dose of shut the **** up?
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Burst regained.

Really.i mean god damn, smaqe told you idiots it was going to be a slow weekend and even said exactly what mr poopypants said. They should have waited till after the holiday.


But who ****ing cares?

Maybe the bad guy will post something so you will have someone else's leg to hump for a whole.
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It's cool man. I'm getting this thing back on track. I wish PGM would update the goddamn OP though!

You should go play with Tony's cock. Maybe if you gave it more attention it wouldn't be so aggressive...

#96: CoMoChief

I am the smartest football mind on the Planet. I'm SO much smarter than everyone else that not only does nobody ever agree with me, people automatically assume the opposite of what my stated opinion is.

I mean, my greatness is obvious. One only has to look at my circle of friends:

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/q...6at84811AM.png

Thanks now you've got me thinking, wondering if the cock is ok. I've been gone since around noon on Friday.


We went down to his family's lake house. Yesterday and I was surprised the cock wasn't sitting in the drivers seat of the boat...
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And the only cock I want around is anaggressive one...
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I'll take things a prisoner would never say for $1,000, Alex.

Well thank god I'm not a prisoner at the moment.
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#95: OldSchool

First off, I'm not really "old school" - I'm actually in the running for Newb of the Year in some circles on Chiefsplanet.

I guess I could get by with it if by "old school" you meant "really boring poster that doesn't have an avatar or signature and never posts any pictures". Nothing but black and white text for me. I browse Chiefsplanet from a mainframe.

In contrast to CoMoChief, I actually DO know quite a bit about football - I know what an H-back is and also know the difference between a 30-front and the 46 defense. I spend most of my time in the Draft Planet sub forum breaking down film of the top 1,153 top college prospects.

I also have the best friends list of all time:

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/q...6at85838AM.png

Damn thanks for making me realize how much I suck at this poster thingy.

I can't break down film.

No avatar

No sig , although I have been in a couple,

And I've never posted a picture.


Thanks a lot man.


I'm leaving forever.
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It's OK. Not everybody can be as cool as Sorter.

Last post.


****ers
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You lie.

You can't bail now. We still need to blow up a fireworks stand the end of June.

Maybe.

Oh I'm in on that still just ask mike_b_284 how to find me. He knows.


I also hear he's great at google
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Shit. **** you smaqe. Every time I think I'm out.
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Not maybe. Don't make me do it.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/139...you-dale-o.gif

Oh, shit. smaqe's posse showed up.

Smaque is working for me just like hootie last year :evil:

gaining momentum!!!

Of course.

Ya'll just aren't patient enough.

I'm not in a posse. I'm like the lone ranger, only my tonto is 18 months old.
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oh no, mon ami. i'm just sitting back, sucking on a chili dog and :popcorn:

ROFL

There ya go folks. Burst hath been created and you lazy bastards can just click on the OP to see the names :)