So who u thinkin Rico?

Where's my ****ing PM?

C'mon, Saul. You must continue this thread.

Look past Phobia's shit and think of the greater good. Your roasts have me rolling.

I didn't roast #70 to not see this get finished.

Get to it bitch.

I'll pitch in with a few more.

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Hey, guess what there, patteeu Jr. I. do. not. care. what. you. think.

Sign up for facebook and friend Richard Hootiman. Stay in touch, bruh. I don't care.

If you're trying to irritate me, keep working. I don't really care how you treat me. I'm more interested in how you interact with everybody else and you seem to be fine in that department. So, keep doing your roasts and don't worry about me. I'll be here but you and I are square. Let that go. No sweat here, SaulG. Have fun. Let the rest of the small stuff go.

Well personally, I've got one done and ready to go. It's not as long as the 2 Hootie ones (promise) and it's not a 3rd attempt at Hootie. It's someone else. I'll probably post it tomorrow sometime.

However, I'm not going to write one pertaining to the dude I referenced earlier who drives me nuts. I literally want to sit back and see if anyone else notices what I do about the guy... I'm not going to suggest anything to anyone in terms of who to roast...just going to sit back and watch to see if the dude gets blasted. The one I post tomorrow is not going to be about this guy.

post it NOW

I think it's me. He hit me with the kid gloves thinking that's what I need. If it is post away. I'm a big boy.

Meh, ok. I didn't even know you guys were still awake.

J Diddy: Not you. I don't dislike you. Not to mention, you have been mentioned and have responded quite a bit in these threads...this person hasn't been mentioned or responded.

I think I'm saul's ace and is afraid to hurt my feelings

This is a roast thread. Nothing should be taken serious

# 69: Setsuna

* I was hesitant to do this one because roasting Setsuna is eerily similar to literally roasting chocolate in a crock-pot. A meltdown is inevitable and things are bound to get messy.

* Setsuna is commonly referred to as “Token” on Chiefsplanet. I assume this is because he is our “token” Jaguars fan. Every NFL team’s message board has a Jags fan poster, since the Jags fanbase is so darn stupid, none of them have figured a way to create their own message board. So of course, they sponge off of other NFL teams’ boards. It’s either that, or he got the nickname because he has tendency to steal arcade game tokens from people. One thing that I’ve learned in life is to never trust a Jaguars fan, especially if you have any form of currency in your pockets.

* Setsuna has a year round tan. Must be freaking nice living in Florida, where the sun shines all year round. I’d love to not have to spend money on a tanning bed during the winter and I’m sure Simply Red can relate.

* Setsuna ended up making Chiefsplanet his home on accident. Initially, he was trying to locate a different planet with members who are more similar to him…planet of the apes. These people are more similar to him because in terms of science……..Setsuna is really interested in Science fiction.

* When you google the word, “Setsuna,” you will discover that it is a Japanese word meaning, “a moment; an instant.” I don’t know why, but when I read the word, “instant,” it immediately reminded me of Uncle Ben’s instant cream of wheat. I tell ya what, when that Uncle Ben’s package indicates the cream of wheat being “instant,” it means it. During the Olympics one summer, I was able to begin fixin’ a bowl of that at the start of a Michael Phelps swim race, and was finished so quickly that I was still able to catch the majority of Michael Phelps proving himself the master of the swim race. And speaking of uncles, I recently read a well-known, influential book titled, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” I’d recommend the book to Setsuna if I felt he was interested in any reading material besides Japanimation comics.

* Pros: I like him. He’s hands down, our best Jaguars troll. He is way better than Blackmon. With a username like, “Blackmon,” I knew that guy was no good from the start. Yup, a username based off a stereotypical trouble-makin’ Jacksonville Jaguar, racking up DUI’s and receiving a 4 game suspension for the start of the 2013 season due to violating the substance abuse policy. Sounds about right. Setsuna lives in Florida. I hear they grow good watermelon in Florida. Maybe he could bring some Florida watermelon up with him to Kansas City for a visit sometime…?!?! That would be nice of him.

* Cons: He is probably an ex-con (most Japanimation-Jaguars fans are). Ex-cons like Setsuna are the reason(s) why that bastard, Aaron Hernandez will probably get away with murder. Setsuna claimed he was going to convert from the Jags to being a Chiefs fan if the Chiefs ended up with Cyrus Gray and Tyler Bray on their roster. He did not follow through with this and honestly, I don’t know why I thought he would to begin with, for you can’t trust a Jaguars fan to remain faithful to his word. Oh well, once you go Jack, you never go back, I guess….

* Future Outlook: Chiefsplanet is like a horror movie and I predict Setsuna will be the first one to die in this shit-show. The reason being because of all this jazz I constantly hear about the Jaguars moving to Los Angeles. Jaguars fans are a dying breed.

Oh my god.

So subtle. So vicious. So edgy.

http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/13/so_good.gif

I am smiling.

Rico that one was really good. It wasn't too long and you put in a lot of very subtle insults and remarks. This roast has replay value. 9 pooties. Good job man!

Yeah, that one was good. Your wife helped you, didn't she?

I want to see a Phobia roast of John Matrix

Under boob sweat

That was good, rico.

Less is more! At least a 78% improvement over past efforts. Almost lost me on the Uncle Ben/Michael Phelps build-up, but then implying he is an Uncle Tom was nice payoff. :thumb:


And why aren't Rico's other roasts in the OP? He obviously spent, ahem, a lot of time on them, and they should be part of the official record for historical purposes and future research.

I don't think I'm around enough to get roasted....

The extreme length would crash the thread

Burt #68

Burt is a swell guy. He's so swell that nobody knows who he is, yet has multiple posts. He lives in this sweet little land that prevents him from actually flashing his testerone and picking a side in an argument, thereby allowing him to remain anonymous.

Despite his anonymity there are a couple of things that we can gather. The first of which is he's dropping weight like a rock and by a rock we mean he's using meth. We think he's taking it from frazod because the lighter he gets, the fatter frazod gets. Also his hair is falling out too and he's acquired multiple automatic weapons for "recreational use." Overall not a bad dude but come on. You've got a problem.

Pros: Extremely mellow, has a monkey on his avatar that has more hair on his balls than burts hair.

Cons: Bad meth addiction that's turning him into frazod. Too ****ing mellow, doesn't realize that "Burt" is a combination of two words "butt hurt" and needs to exercise that once. Seriously, grab some danglies.

Outlook: Most likely will die in a meth deal/gun deal/rogain deal gone bad at frazod's house in the next year or will continue to shrink to the size of an oompa loompa and go live amongst the lolliie pop kids.

ha

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Quit being a wet blanket like frazbob. And the hootie ban is bullshit.

Haven't you heard the old saying?

If you love someone let them free and if they return lock the door

Once again, don't care. But thanks for stating your opinion. Find him on facebook.

just face it man

you are a horrible evil person

evil

hitler-esque

like george w bush evil

You know what was kind of an interesting study in human behavior? When Hootie got outed and the mods let him stay, guess how many people said, "gosh, that's pretty nice of those guys - they're awesome and I appreciate them."

That's right. Zero. But the moment he gets banned, the same 3 or 4 holes are flapping nonstop. It's always the same ones too. Set a watch by it.

I didn't think hootie needed to be banned, but it's not like I'd waste any effort to lobby for his return or say he'd been wronged.

I think it would be very interesting to post another poll to see what the Planet as a whole thinks, honestly. Every time this comes up, you're right, it's the same people bitching. However, it's also the same people praising it as well. I really have no idea how the general population feels anymore.

I agree. Totalitarian.

Phil needs to roast Hootie.




Oh wait he already did :)

I can tell how little you care because of these posts saying you don't care.

I'm going to grab the phone book and call every person whose name I don't recognize and let them know that I don't care about their opinions.

Where is the poll from last time?

I wouldn't even know what to look for. It's tough to interpret anyway - a mod added something like 1000 responses to the results in favor of the ban, and it wasn't a public poll.

aren't your fifteen minutes up?

next!

Wait, what? Sometimes you make sense. Some time other than now.

Rather than reading and responding to every post that I don't care about like you, I'm taking it a step further and pre-emptively letting everyone know that I don't care about their opinions.

You and wickedson seem like smart, popular people. If constantly talking about how much you don't care about certain topics is good enough for you, it's good enough for me.

That's an odd way of looking at it. I don't see why a response has to equal "caring" about what the person thinks.

ROFL

I don't find it odd at all. Typically, I respond to things I care about and ignore those I don't. This isn't a hard and fast rule, but it's a good rule of thumb, and I don't think it's unique to saul good.

I didn't say it was unique and I can understand that is how you think. But, I think you should realize that not everyone operates that way.

Those people are pretty stupid then.

You actually think that Phobia really cares that kc native disapproves of his actions, just because he took the time to respond?

What does Lance think of all his?

It seems obvious to me that Phobia cares. If he didn't care, he wouldn't get so defensive and hold long term grudges.

Okay.

Hey. **** hootie.


I did one on Burt. Nobody even knows burt.

Burt Reynolds?
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/984828/thu...large570.jpg?6

Burt Blyleven?
http://media.northlandsnewscenter.co...s/Blyleven.jpg

Burt and Ernie?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y-tv-SG5i3...Bert+frown.png

Burt Simpson?
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/...rtSimpson4.gif

Oral tumor.

Michael Douglas.

Zeta Jones pussy

Entrapment

http://www.splicedwire.com/99reviews/entrapment_.jpg

They're gay.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...JWU_TFT3GVImjt

Damn you Trebek!

and now eligible for federal benefits....

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And they have each other.

As long as we've got each oooottthhhherrrrrr



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I like Alyssa Milano.

suh man thuh

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Wrong show.

It appears that Donger verbally "fell down"

Oh right. I always wanted to orally-copulate with the sister in Growing Pains, just to shut her up.

Alyssa Milano with some Milano cookies.

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Mmmmmm...

What?

too many milano cookies leads to this:

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LMAO

correct on both counts.

She does have gross nipples, however. I was devastated when I saw them for the first time.

She had a british boyfried sucking on em all the time.

Wrecked em.

:p

yet I've been here almost 10 years.... and patteeu and Phobs know me !! Link?

Post 581. It didn't get much love. Sorry I tried.

Never mind....I found it...am flattered....totally enjoyed it. ONLY exception...."Butt Hurt" IS how I came up with the name!!!

Go **** yourself. No one has ever touched her nipples. She's waiting for me! MMMMEEEEEE!

http://www.thewritersmanifesto.com/b...hal-Weapon.jpg

n00b

Seriously????????????????


Because you don't seem to get that way.

was that particular day..... AND still able to poke fun at me!

I thought everyone knew burt. Maybe it was just the important people.

Could be true. Seems like a nice guy.

Could also be true that you don't know what you're talking about.

How's the Hootie appeal coming?

Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. You don't become the 23rd pillar for nothing.

Fair enough. I trust your wisdom for now.

Quick. Back to the bat cage.