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chefsos 02-26-2013 04:33 PM
headline writer fail

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/a...ps92fe5887.jpg

Mr. Plow 02-26-2013 04:50 PM
**** you airplanes.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/tech...tected-5519864

chefsos 02-26-2013 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9442097)
Quote:
The pilots quickly descended to a lower altitude with breathable air and landed safely in Yuma, Ariz...

...happy ending...because they didn't anticipate trouble...

...the plane's lap joints along the top of the plane, a spot where two pieces of metal overlap and are joined with rivets and adhesives to form an airtight and watertight seal that allows the cabin to be pressurized.

Each Boeing 737 has dozens of fuselage joints. Based on stresses measured during initial testing and subsequent use in service, the manufacturer, under the watchful eye of the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), sets guidelines for inspections and maintenance of these joints. According to the FAA and National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB), Southwest followed all the prescribed inspection and maintenance intervals for the 737... Boeing engineers expected these joints to endure 60,000 flight cycles of takeoff and landing before they would need inspections...

...Southwest Airlines markets itself as a young, modern airline... Southwest has among the highest utilization rates in the industry, which is great for keeping fares low and efficiency high... A simple calculation shows that the aircraft from Friday's accident flew an average of more than seven flights per day over its 15 years in service.

...[hell no, we're not saying a damn thing about that plane in Hawai'i!]

...Southwest grounded 80 737s for immediate inspection...while the others returned to work... Boeing built its newer 737s with more rigid lap joints along the top of the plane, so those are not affected by the order.

..."Modern engineers have a solid understanding of the relationship between metal fatigue and cycles," Mann says, thanks to a graph known as the S-N curve, which has been used by aircraft framers, ship builders and train designers since the mid-19th century to measure a piece of metal's expected life based on the stress it endures.

But should you be worried to fly a 737? Not really...thousands of 737s, new and old, take off and land safely every day on every continent except Antarctica. It is the best-selling aircraft of all time and is a workhorse for hundreds of airlines around the world.
Nothing to be afraid of. Here's the text. (I love editing ellipses, BTW)

Mr. Plow 02-26-2013 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 9442463)
Nothing to be afraid of. Here's the text. (I love editing ellipses, BTW)
Yeah, I know all the stats but I hate flying. I'll do it when absolutely necessary, but I hate it. I'm nervous from take off to touch down. My wife generally makes me drink a few beers before to relax a bit. Doesn't make much of a difference.

chefsos 02-26-2013 06:51 PM
Did you know that a percentage of rivets sometimes just fall apart for no good reason? I'm sure that doesn't include airline rivets, though. Pretty sure anyway.

Pants 02-26-2013 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9442543)
Yeah, I know all the stats but I hate flying. I'll do it when absolutely necessary, but I hate it. I'm nervous from take off to touch down. My wife generally makes me drink a few beers before to relax a bit. Doesn't make much of a difference.
I'm the same way, man. I love the views, but hate flying at the same time.

Ceej 02-26-2013 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9442543)
Yeah, I know all the stats but I hate flying. I'll do it when absolutely necessary, but I hate it. I'm nervous from take off to touch down. My wife generally makes me drink a few beers before to relax a bit. Doesn't make much of a difference.
September should be fun. :thumb:

ThaVirus 02-26-2013 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9442543)
Yeah, I know all the stats but I hate flying. I'll do it when absolutely necessary, but I hate it. I'm nervous from take off to touch down. My wife generally makes me drink a few beers before to relax a bit. Doesn't make much of a difference.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pants (Post 9442837)
I'm the same way, man. I love the views, but hate flying at the same time.
Pussies.

Jk. Flying can be a bit unsettling. Apparently, statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel; but I like my chances of surviving a fender bender over a ****ing nosediving 747.

Ceej 02-26-2013 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9443365)
Pussies.

Jk. Flying can be a bit unsettling. Apparently, statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel; but I like my chances of surviving a fender bender over a ****ing nosediving 747.
Well, if Denzel was piloting the plane....

Mr. Plow 02-27-2013 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9443082)
September should be fun. :thumb:
ROAD TRIP!

Johnny Vegas 02-27-2013 09:04 AM
LOL Desmond Bryant's Mugshot reminded some people of another face.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BD-ZzM6CIAArc8G.png:large

jet62 02-27-2013 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 9442582)
Did you know that a percentage of rivets sometimes just fall apart for no good reason? I'm sure that doesn't include airline rivets, though. Pretty sure anyway.
I've been working on commercial airplanes for 27 years. I have never seen an "airline rivet" fall apart for no good reason. The heads may shear off because of skin corrosion. In 27 years I have only seen a handful of sheared rivets. The problem with the Southwest airplanes in the article was metal fatigue. Thousands of cycles of pressurization and depressurization cause stress on the skin. Cracks can occur eventually. Ever bend a paper clip back and forth until it breaks? That's metal fatigue.

-King- 02-27-2013 03:13 PM
Time to rename this thread EPIC CHIEFS again.

WV 02-27-2013 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9446867)
Time to rename this thread EPIC CHIEFS again.
or how about epic Dorsey or epic Reid?

chefsos 02-27-2013 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jet62 (Post 9446418)
I've been working on commercial airplanes for 27 years. I have never seen an "airline rivet" fall apart for no good reason. The heads may shear off because of skin corrosion. In 27 years I have only seen a handful of sheared rivets. The problem with the Southwest airplanes in the article was metal fatigue. Thousands of cycles of pressurization and depressurization cause stress on the skin. Cracks can occur eventually. Ever bend a paper clip back and forth until it breaks? That's metal fatigue.
Good information to know. However, I was just trying to **** with Mr Plow there. I failed, for a variety of reasons.

Fritz88 02-27-2013 10:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9zti7Gs.jpg

The Poz 02-28-2013 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9449518)
Looks like my kid when she has a full diaper.

BigCatDaddy 02-28-2013 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WV (Post 9447215)
or how about epic Dorsey or epic Reid?
I vote Epic Reid since he is calling the shots.

Radar Chief 02-28-2013 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9449518)
Quick! Kill it with fire before it has a chance to breed!

bishop_74 02-28-2013 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9451418)
Quick! Kill it with fire before it has a chance to breed!
Too late. Cant you see the egg sac between his legs. That is FULL of baby pop stars.

DMAC 02-28-2013 02:53 PM
Is that bieber? Is it for a SNL skit or something?

BigRedChief 02-28-2013 10:54 PM
One day you think you will be President and surrounded by bodyguards and then the next you are buying Cheerios at CVS.
http://i.imgur.com/PvpAYVc.jpg?1

BWillie 03-01-2013 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PornChief (Post 9409761)
Great Scott! Jew dogs do exist...I thought they were fictional creatures among the likes of bigfoot and jewpacabra

Dayze 03-01-2013 08:09 AM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...05108287_n.jpg

Mr. Plow 03-01-2013 08:13 AM
Hey, let's try to ruin the Epic Fail thread with politics.......

Radar Chief 03-01-2013 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9453791)
Hey, let's try to ruin the Epic Fail thread with politics.......
It’s the good adviiiiiiice that you just didn’t take.

Dave Lane 03-01-2013 01:20 PM
Meals on Wheels

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&i...=emb&zw&atsh=1

displacedinMN 03-01-2013 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9453791)
Hey, let's try to ruin the Epic Fail thread with politics.......
Everything in politics is an Epic Failure

pr_capone 03-02-2013 12:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xcUVIOM.jpg

listopencil 03-02-2013 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9453791)
Hey, let's try to ruin the Epic Fail thread with politics.......


http://assets.bigthink.com/images/ag...rd_falling.jpg

listopencil 03-02-2013 12:59 AM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...conference.JPG

listopencil 03-02-2013 01:01 AM
http://spike.mtvnimages.com/images/i...0358462342.jpg

listopencil 03-02-2013 01:03 AM
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/files.ph...llaryObama.jpg

MahiMike 03-02-2013 01:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9421881)
In the course of 2 weeks I went to the ER for;

1: Skinning my toes when I rode barefoot and my chain came off as I went down a hill. Literally dragged them on pavement for a block.

2: Like you busted my chin to heck. But this was when a bad dude in the neighborhood loosened my front wheel. Went over a ramp, wheel pops off and my front fork digs into the same pavement, ass over tea kettle and chin RIGHT into the pavement. 20 stitches, anesthesia directly into the wound [that part was the worst pain my life, which I guess is a bad AND good thing].

I don't know for sure that the kid loosened my wheel, but he was around my bike right before it happened and I know I didn't loosen it, and the first time the front wheel came off the ground it just went flying. I never said anything about it to anyone to tell you how much of a bully he was.

Saw him at the old Crest Drive-In over a decade later and he just looked so small and sad [not literally small, he was Zoftig boy]. Figured that chapter of my life was closed.

My parents still joke that they laid low from child protective services for years after those two weeks.
I busted my head open so many times, my parents said I knew where the ER table was and would just jump right up...LOL.

pr_capone 03-02-2013 02:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/3FdfWiJ.gif

Buehler445 03-02-2013 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 9456541)
Son of a bitch. That would hurt like a ****ing bitch.

Dayze 03-02-2013 01:35 PM
Dude....lol. I've sen that before but it never gets old.

R8RFAN 03-02-2013 05:37 PM
http://endlesspicdump.com/original/h...ble%20riot.gif

R8RFAN 03-02-2013 05:38 PM
http://endlesspicdump.com/original/o...basketball.gif

Fritz88 03-03-2013 02:45 AM
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...r-inline-1.jpg

BigMeatballDave 03-03-2013 07:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 9456372)
:eek: Someone is off their meds.

ChiefRocka 03-03-2013 08:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 9456541)
Don't know which hits harder, tailbone or head.

Mr. Plow 03-03-2013 04:01 PM
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...post-blows.jpg

chefsos 03-03-2013 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9459405)
Someone embed this for me

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...r-inline-1.jpg
Posted via Mobile Device
No

pr_capone 03-03-2013 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 9461180)
No
ROFL

First I thought you were being a dick. Then I clicked on the link.

I apologize for thinking you were a dick.

Third Eye 03-03-2013 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9460849)
A girl I used to fool around did that once. She had made me a "solo" video and accidentally posted it to her wall instead of to me as a private message. She was mortified, I was entertained.

Swanman 03-04-2013 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9449518)
Who is that female AIDS patient?

Easy 6 03-04-2013 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9459405)
God, what a little tool.

displacedinMN 03-04-2013 04:35 PM
Not a tool

there is a use for a tool


I prefer idiot. There is no use for an idiot.

Mr. Plow 03-04-2013 06:43 PM
lol.


http://i.imgur.com/BApRTrH.gif

Shaid 03-04-2013 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9464782)

LMAO

-King- 03-04-2013 11:23 PM
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...94272044_n.jpg



http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...psbbec7463.jpg

Baby Lee 03-05-2013 05:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 9442582)
Did you know that a percentage of rivets sometimes just fall apart for no good reason? I'm sure that doesn't include airline rivets, though. Pretty sure anyway.
I once flew for an hour with 3 rivets popped on the wing.

Saw it the whole time. Wasn't TOO scary.

Baby Lee 03-05-2013 05:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chefsos (Post 9447428)
Good information to know. However, I was just trying to **** with Mr Plow there. I failed, for a variety of reasons.
ROFL

Baby Lee 03-05-2013 05:48 AM
Reference which ever one was the model helicopter, I had a friend who got one for Christmas and went out to fly it in the neighborhood, flew it out of range, and never saw it again.

frankotank 03-05-2013 01:00 PM
first one is cool.
second one....I CANNOT make sense of what I'm seeing here. looks like two upside down glasses but why are they crooked and how did he get the water to stay in there?

Jenson71 03-05-2013 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9467218)
first one is cool.
second one....I CANNOT make sense of what I'm seeing here. looks like two upside down glasses but why are they crooked and how did he get the water to stay in there?
Put water into cup. Put cup into freezer. Freeze til ice. Place cup with ice upside-down on smooth counter. Wait.

:)

frankotank 03-05-2013 01:07 PM
Aussie posted some of these goat things. I searched for more on youtube and found this compilation.
I swear, every time the screamer goat screams I just crack up. tell myself not to crack up the next time.....and then "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying AAAAAAAHHHHH! I crack up again. ROFL

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wfpL6_0OBuA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

displacedinMN 03-05-2013 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La literatura (Post 9467240)
Put water into cup. Put cup into freezer. Freeze til ice. Place cup with ice upside-down on smooth counter. Wait.

:)
At church camp, kids used to use a card or notecard to do this.

take a card-get it wet-put in on the glass-flip over the glass while holding the card

-it will stick to the water because of adhesion and air pressure.

Place the glass on the table-pull the card

The water would make a seal around the glass and stay in the glass.

I have done it in my class.

DMAC 03-05-2013 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 9467286)
At church camp, kids used to use a card or notecard to do this.

take a card-get it wet-put in on the glass-flip over the glass while holding the card

-it will stick to the water because of adhesion and air pressure.

Place the glass on the table-pull the card

The water would make a seal around the glass and stay in the glass.

I have done it in my class.
Nice story, you ass.

Do they laugh at your mass?

Did lunch give you gas?

tooge 03-05-2013 01:56 PM
I used to do it to crappy waiters in college. I'd put the tip in the glass, then use a drink menu and flip it over. It'd be sitting there with $.50 under the cup saying, "see if you'll put a little more effort into getting your tip now".

I realized I was an asshat. No longer do that.

displacedinMN 03-05-2013 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9467363)
Nice story, you ass.

Do they laugh at your mass?

Did lunch give you gas?
I believe you took that the wrong way. So please calm the rage.
read this

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/01/opinio...iref=allsearch

1. We had a discussion with them after it was done. Not cool.
Especially at church camp where the servers got paid squat.

2. I have done it in my class as a science experiment. Physics, adhesion, properties of water.

DMAC 03-05-2013 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 9467504)
I believe you took that the wrong way. So please calm the rage.
read this

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/01/opinio...iref=allsearch

1. We had a discussion with them after it was done. Not cool.
Especially at church camp where the servers got paid squat.

2. I have done it in my class as a science experiment. Physics, adhesion, properties of water.
I was just continuing with the rhyming. I really didnt even read the story. :)

Baby Lee 03-05-2013 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 9467286)
At church camp, kids used to use a card or notecard to do this.

take a card-get it wet-put in on the glass-flip over the glass while holding the card

-it will stick to the water because of adhesion and air pressure.

Place the glass on the table-pull the card

The water would make a seal around the glass and stay in the glass.

I have done it in my class.
That was my precise science demonstration in grade school.

Direckshun 03-05-2013 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9467363)
Nice story, you ass.

Do they laugh at your mass?

Did lunch give you gas?
Easy with the sass.

Try to show some class.

DMAC 03-05-2013 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9467739)
Easy with the sass.

Try to show some class.
Pass.

Mr. Plow 03-05-2013 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9467245)
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wfpL6_0OBuA" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe>

Hot holy shit for the first 2 minutes I couldn't stop laughing.

Dayze 03-06-2013 02:56 AM
Dude ....it's 3am and I'm in tears laughing so hard. Hope I don't wake up my wife

frankotank 03-06-2013 10:30 AM
I know right!

where's the love?

hell I'm having a bad day....I'm gonna go watch it again.

frankotank 03-06-2013 10:40 AM
ahh....that's better.
that screamer.....just too funny. weird how they sound so human.

Fish 03-06-2013 11:03 AM
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/6...6002733866.jpg

Jenson71 03-06-2013 11:57 AM
I think the best screamer is with Chris Brown's Don't Wake Me Up, beginning at 5:30.

frankotank 03-06-2013 12:32 PM
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

ROFLROFLROFL

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c_i2mC76kAY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

frankotank 03-06-2013 12:39 PM
eh...not too shabby.
it's not Queen!

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BUXwMzFF89M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bowser 03-06-2013 12:52 PM
Frank, step away from the internet. Go get laid, or something. LMAO

frankotank 03-06-2013 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9470623)
Frank, step away from the internet. Go get laid, or something. LMAO
the Queen one killed me!
it's Aussies damn fault he got me hooked on goats!

KC_Lee 03-06-2013 01:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9470626)
the Queen one killed me!
it's Aussies damn fault he got me hooked on goats!
You might want to re-evaluate that last statement, just sayin'.

frankotank 03-06-2013 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9470669)
You might want to re-evaluate that last statement, just sayin'.
yeah especially with it coming after this....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9470623)
Frank, step away from the internet. Go get laid, or something. LMAO
actually I teed it up seeing if someone would take a swing.
it's CP after all! :D

Sorter 03-06-2013 02:38 PM
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...01918201_n.jpg

SNR's favorite food. http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gk...g/original.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RLM04n8.gif

chefsos 03-06-2013 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9470348)
I never considered myself as OC, but I will round that off ($, not concerned with volume) EVERY time even if I'm using a card. If the trigger finger's too slow and that sonofabitch flips over to ~.01 I'll curse and keep going to the next round number. All the way to the next dollar if need be.




I guess I'll post a pic or something now...


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