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Stewie 09-20-2011 03:49 PM

I also heard that Pickens pressed the issue of not going to the Pac-xx even though they are part of the package. If UT and OU were willing to give a bunch of concessions to join that league, why not save the Big XII?

vailpass 09-20-2011 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 7927736)
THAT might be one of the most creatively funny things that I have ever read. BRAVO!:clap:

Yeah that was pretty damn funny.

vailpass 09-20-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7927903)
I also heard that Pickens pressed the issue of not going to the Pac-xx even though they are part of the package. If UT and OU were willing to give a bunch of concessions to join that league, why not save the Big XII?

The amount of UT/OU cock that will have to be swallowed to keep them B12 may be very large.

Stewie 09-20-2011 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7927906)
The amount of UT/OU cock that will have to be swallowed to keep them B12 may be very large.

No one wants them without major concessions. People think they're in the drivers seat, but they're not by a long shot. Let Texas go to the Pac-xx with no LHN, no monetary advantage and even distribution of funds, etc.... and then add in the abortion of a "pod" system of games.

duncan_idaho 09-20-2011 04:00 PM

It sounds like OU's lists of demands is pretty ridiculous. If I had to guess, I'd bet they were making a token effort to save the Big 12 for spin purposes later (we tried to save it, honest we did!).

Stewie 09-20-2011 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho (Post 7927928)
It sounds like OU's lists of demands is pretty ridiculous. If I had to guess, I'd bet they were making a token effort to save the Big 12 for spin purposes later (we tried to save it, honest we did!).

They're pressing Texas and they damned well should. I'm sure the Pac-xx is loving the complete meltdown of the teams they want in their league.

Anyong Bluth 09-20-2011 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho (Post 7927928)
It sounds like OU's lists of demands is pretty ridiculous. If I had to guess, I'd bet they were making a token effort to save the Big 12 for spin purposes later (we tried to save it, honest we did!).

How so? Every other major conf shares revenue equally, and no conf is going to take UT with LAN as it is. UT misrepresented the scope of the network, and Beebe has been ineffective in preventing or looking out for the conf's future. When Neb wanted to leave last year he couldn't even go up there to sit down & talk with them.

RustShack 09-20-2011 04:28 PM

Pac doesn't want OSU or Tech. They would still take Texas and Oklahoma though. But like I've been saying from the beginning, Oklahoma and Texas still want to keep the Big12 together.

RustShack 09-20-2011 04:33 PM

But it doesn't sound like BYU is a lock anymore. Sounds like TCU, Louisville, and South Florida are now the teams on the Big12 radar after those other BigEast schools jumped ship.

Mosbonian 09-20-2011 04:33 PM

Maybe it's just me, but as an MU fan I would just as soon get the hell out of the Big 12. Any attempt to save it now is just another delay until Texas gets what it wants from another conference or decides to go independent. OU may stay here this year but when the PAC 12 comes calling again, at that time they will pack up and go.

To hell with this soap opera we see every year. Let's get out while we still have some sense of our dignity and a decent conference wants us. Otherwise we'll join the rest of what will be left of the Big 12 next year looking for a MWC/MAC or Big Least merger.

vailpass 09-20-2011 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 7928020)
Maybe it's just me, but as an MU fan I would just as soon get the hell out of the Big 12. Any attempt to save it now is just another delay until Texas gets what it wants from another conference or decides to go independent. OU may stay here this year but when the PAC 12 comes calling again, at that time they will pack up and go.

To hell with this soap opera we see every year. Let's get out while we still have some sense of our dignity and a decent conference wants us. Otherwise we'll join the rest of what will be left of the Big 12 next year looking for a MWC/MAC or Big Least merger.

MU would be a solid addition to any conference. Solid all-around athletics, academically sound and two TV markets.
I don't understand why some MU fans (not singling you out) seem worried about not getting a seat at a good table.

Mosbonian 09-20-2011 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 7928025)
MU would be a solid addition to any conference. Solid all-around athletics, academically sound and two TV markets.
I don't understand why some MU fans (not singling you out) seem worried about not getting a seat at a good table.

That' OK vailpass...I'm fine with being singled out. I stepped out and put this here.

My biggest concern is Brady Deaton...here's a guy who could be handed a note with the winning numbers for tomorrow's Powerball and still manage to not win it.

And if he can't mess it up, then our old buddy Mike will.

KcMizzou 09-20-2011 04:52 PM

Sounds like we'd be in the SEC West.

Quote:

Tentative plan for Mizzou to join SEC, Auburn would move to East, sources say

Mizzou logo 9-20-11.jpeg

The Southeastern Conference and the University of Missouri have informally agreed that, barring new developments, the school will join the league and that Auburn University will move to the SEC East Division, according to two people familiar with the discussions.

A majority of presidents has endorsed the informal agreement, the sources said.

The league already plans to add Texas A&M as its 13th member, provided potential legal challenges from some remaining Big 12 members disappear. Missouri, also a member of the Big 12, would be the 14th member of the SEC.

Because both of those schools are located to the western side of the SEC's basic footprint, that prompted discussions of moving a current West Division school to the East Division. Auburn is the easternmost school in the West Division. A third person familiar with the discussions confirmed that Auburn would move to the East if Missouri joins the league.

A timetable for when Missouri would join the SEC, if the informal agreement becomes official, was not immediately known.

On Monday, the boards of regents of two big-name Big 12 schools, Texas and Oklahoma, authorized their presidents to explore new conferences. Oklahoma's president said it is considering the Pac-12, as might Texas. The presidents of both schools have said remaining in the Big 12 remains an option.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2...zzou_to_j.html

DeezNutz 09-20-2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 7927658)
OU now demanding Bebee to be fired

"Saving" the Big 12 is a complete waste of energy at this point unless TX is going to become a "regular" member, which they will never support. Therefore, putting a Band-Aid on this whole thing seems like an incredible exercise in futility.

Everyone who can get the hell out should.

vailpass 09-20-2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 7928039)
That' OK vailpass...I'm fine with being singled out. I stepped out and put this here.

My biggest concern is Brady Deaton...here's a guy who could be handed a note with the winning numbers for tomorrow's Powerball and still manage to not win it.

And if he can't mess it up, then our old buddy Mike will.

Don't sell yourself short Judge Schmaels; you're a tremendous slouch. :D
Mizzou will be fine.

Reaper16 09-20-2011 05:44 PM

Mizzou to the SEC East makes way more sense than it does to the SEC West. Missouri borders two East states vs one West state. Plus, Auburn moving East would really affect schedules. SEC teams get exactly one cross-division game added to their permanent schedule. Alabama's permanent rival is Tennessee. If Auburn moves East then it means that Alabama would have to choose either TN or AU.

Putting Mizzou in the east preserves historic rivalries. It also allows Mizzou to add A&M as their cross-division rival game, helping to preserve Mizzou's Texas recruiting pipeline.

ChiefsCountry 09-20-2011 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7928150)
Mizzou to the SEC East makes way more sense than it does to the SEC West. Missouri borders two East states vs one West state. Plus, Auburn moving East would really affect schedules. SEC teams get exactly one cross-division game added to their permanent schedule. Alabama's permanent rival is Tennessee. If Auburn moves East then it means that Alabama would have to choose either TN or AU.

Putting Mizzou in the east preserves historic rivalries. It also allows Mizzou to add A&M as their cross-division rival game, helping to preserve Mizzou's Texas recruiting pipeline.

Auburn wants to go East. After the Tide, they would rather play Georgia, Florida, and Tennessee.

Saul Good 09-20-2011 06:01 PM

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007 09-20-2011 06:08 PM

just get it over with

eazyb81 09-20-2011 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7928150)
Mizzou to the SEC East makes way more sense than it does to the SEC West. Missouri borders two East states vs one West state. Plus, Auburn moving East would really affect schedules. SEC teams get exactly one cross-division game added to their permanent schedule. Alabama's permanent rival is Tennessee. If Auburn moves East then it means that Alabama would have to choose either TN or AU.

Putting Mizzou in the east preserves historic rivalries. It also allows Mizzou to add A&M as their cross-division rival game, helping to preserve Mizzou's Texas recruiting pipeline.

I agree that Mizzou to the East definitely makes sense (I think I might have proof that I was the first person to ever type this idea on the interwebz), but we might actually prefer to play in the West though so we can build rivalries with Arkansas, A&M, and Ole Miss.

When the Big 12 expanded, it killed the Nubs-OU rivalry. If only one annual SEC rivalry gets impacted by expansion, I'd consider that a success.

Saul Good 09-20-2011 06:13 PM

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eazyb81 09-20-2011 06:15 PM

http://mizzou2sec.com/east_west_1.jpg

DaKCMan AP 09-20-2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 7928196)

Much more likely.

Reaper16 09-20-2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 7928169)
Auburn wants to go East. After the Tide, they would rather play Georgia, Florida, and Tennessee.

Auburn can suck a dick.

Bewbies 09-20-2011 06:21 PM

I'd fully support Mizzou beating the piss out of Gene Chizek on an annual basis.

OnTheWarpath15 09-20-2011 06:23 PM

Damn, I might start following Mizzou if this happens. I'd definitely make the drive to Oxford, Tuscaloosa or Knoxville to see a game.

Reaper16 09-20-2011 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 7928208)
I'd fully support Mizzou beating the piss out of Gene Chizek on an annual basis.

There's pretty much no way of that happening annually. Mizzou and Auburn are going to be in different divisions.

Reaper16 09-20-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 7928211)
Damn, I might start following Mizzou if this happens. I'd definitely make the drive to Oxford, Tuscaloosa or Knoxville to see a game.

Looks like I'm hosting a Gang of 14 reunion party in Tuscaloosa. Bring Hamas down with you and let the debauchery begin.

Basileus777 09-20-2011 06:25 PM

SEC should do North/South divisions:
North
Alabama
Arkansas
Kentucky
Auburn
Missouri
Tennessee
Vanderbilt

South
Mississippi State
LSU
Florida
Georgia
Ole Miss
Texas A&M
South Carolina


Permanent Cross-Division Rivals:
Alabama - LSU
Auburn - UGA
Arkansas - Texas A&M
Tennessee- Florida
Kentucky - Mississippi State
Ole Miss- Missouri
Vanderbilt - South Carolina


http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...p_2011SEC2.jpg

Bewbies 09-20-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7928212)
There's pretty much no way of that happening annually. Mizzou and Auburn are going to be in different divisions.

UGA and Auburn play every year and are in different divisions. Same with Tennessee and Auburn. In fact, those 2 play on the same Saturday every year. LMAO

tk13 09-20-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 7928208)
I'd fully support Mizzou beating the piss out of Gene Chizek on an annual basis.

You'd probably have to settle for Bobby Petrino.

OnTheWarpath15 09-20-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7928219)
Looks like I'm hosting a Gang of 14 reunion party in Tuscaloosa. Bring Hamas down with you and let the debauchery begin.

LMAO

If he's up for it, I'd definitely make the trip.

Bewbies 09-20-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 7928211)
Damn, I might start following Mizzou if this happens. I'd definitely make the drive to Oxford, Tuscaloosa or Knoxville to see a game.

I went to Knoxville last year, that stadium is crazy. I'm not a Vols fan, but there's no way that's not one of the top 5 football venues in the world.

eazyb81 09-20-2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bewbies (Post 7928232)
I went to Knoxville last year, that stadium is crazy. I'm not a Vols fan, but there's no way that's not one of the top 5 football venues in the world.

Yeah Rocky Top is nuts, and it is crazy to think they are actually in a down period right now.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-20-2011 06:32 PM

You could move Auburn and Alabama east (keeping their rivalry) while moving Vandy or UK West and allowing them to keep their traditional rivalry game with UT.

ChiefsCountry 09-20-2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 7928236)
You could move Auburn and Alabama east (keeping their rivalry) while moving Vandy or UK West and allowing them to keep their traditional rivalry game with UT.

Probably would be Vanderbilt, but that SEC East would be a monster - Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, and Kentucky.

'Hamas' Jenkins 09-20-2011 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 7928243)
Probably would be Vanderbilt, but that SEC East would be a monster - Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, and Kentucky.

That's a murderer's row. One that also helps Mizzou. Do it.

Pitt Gorilla 09-20-2011 06:38 PM

Espn news reporting mu informally agreeing to join sec.

Commence flapping?!?

eazyb81 09-20-2011 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 7928249)
Espn news reporting mu informally agreeing to join sec.

Commence flapping?!?

No way, that actually makes me more nervous. ESPN usually seems to be wrong in these ordeals lately.

bowener 09-20-2011 06:48 PM

I thought the SEC said they didn't invite Mizzou...

Pitt Gorilla 09-20-2011 06:49 PM

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2...zzou_to_j.html

Pitt Gorilla 09-20-2011 06:52 PM

At the same time:

Dave_Matter Dave Matter
RT @PeteThamelNYT: We need to tap the brakes on Mizzou and SEC. Been told definitively that no alignment scenario has been discussed

Unsmooth-Moment 09-20-2011 06:53 PM

I don't see Mizzou jumping ship before Oklahoma or Texas. Let the dust settle and see where MU lands.

patteeu 09-20-2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7928150)
Mizzou to the SEC East makes way more sense than it does to the SEC West. Missouri borders two East states vs one West state. Plus, Auburn moving East would really affect schedules. SEC teams get exactly one cross-division game added to their permanent schedule. Alabama's permanent rival is Tennessee. If Auburn moves East then it means that Alabama would have to choose either TN or AU.

Putting Mizzou in the east preserves historic rivalries. It also allows Mizzou to add A&M as their cross-division rival game, helping to preserve Mizzou's Texas recruiting pipeline.

Missouri has about 400 miles of border with Arkansas and only about 100 miles of border with Kentucky and Tennessee combined. And Columbia is west of all but 2 of the other SEC schools.

Your other arguments may have merit though.

Dr. Gigglepants 09-20-2011 07:17 PM

Watching The Evening Jones for the first time, Bomani Jones is good. He's talking a little realignment.

http://www.bomanijones.com/the-evening-jones-9-20-11/

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:21 PM

just reported MU to SEC..............deal is done

Dr. Gigglepants 09-20-2011 07:24 PM

I don't believe it until I see us on the field against an SEC opponent.

SPchief 09-20-2011 07:27 PM

Is shit real yet?

DeezNutz 09-20-2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 7928341)
Is shit real yet?

CoMo probably just sent Mizzou to the Mountain West, but then he'd be sad since it would negatively affect his football team.

But BASKETBALL in the BIG EASTERN 12 WILL RULE!!!

Frazod 09-20-2011 07:30 PM

Just saw it on ESPNews. Still using words like "tentatively," but the fact that they're reporting it fills me with hope.

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:34 PM

need to finalize details....but it's confirmed

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:35 PM

OU pushing hard for Pac12.

I can honestly say this is the first time Alden has done something "right" while at MU.

SPchief 09-20-2011 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7928348)
Just saw it on ESPNews. Still using words like "tentatively," but the fact that they're reporting it fills me with hope.

Not trying to piss on the parade, but weren't they reporting it last year?

Unsmooth-Moment 09-20-2011 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7928348)
Just saw it on ESPNews. Still using words like "tentatively," but the fact that they're reporting it fills me with hope.

interesting..

DeezNutz 09-20-2011 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7928357)
need to finalize details....but it's confirmed

Google News isn't turning up anything. Where are you getting this?

Titty Meat 09-20-2011 07:38 PM

Have fun getting raped.

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7928365)
Google News isn't turning up anything. Where are you getting this?

i have my sources...

|Zach| 09-20-2011 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7928360)
OU pushing hard for Pac12.

I can honestly say this is the first time Alden has done something "right" while at MU.

http://livewire.missouri.edu/2007/12...l-pointing.jpg

Saul Good 09-20-2011 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 7928368)
Have fun getting raped.

Some schools don't run to an easier conference.

DeezNutz 09-20-2011 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7928369)
i have my sources...

Marijuana-induced image?

Sassy Squatch 09-20-2011 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7928369)
i have my sources...

http://files.grasslandfun.webnode.co...rairie-Dog.gif

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7928373)

forgot that pinkel was his hire...

ok.....2nd thing.

|Zach| 09-20-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 7928211)
Damn, I might start following Mizzou if this happens. I'd definitely make the drive to Oxford, Tuscaloosa or Knoxville to see a game.

Oxford is awesome. Have not hit the other ones yet.

|Zach| 09-20-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7928219)
Looks like I'm hosting a Gang of 14 reunion party in Tuscaloosa. Bring Hamas down with you and let the debauchery begin.

LMAO

Nice.

tk13 09-20-2011 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7928369)
i have my sources...

Welcome to Conference USA, Mizzou!

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7928375)
Marijuana-induced image?

mmm a bowl sounds nice right about now....weather's nice outside for a smoke on the back deck.




but im all out..:deevee:

DeezNutz 09-20-2011 07:44 PM

I'd love to go party with Reaper, but there's no way that I could stomach the cheap beer he's always raving about.

ChiefsCountry 09-20-2011 07:44 PM

Rumor is Missouri being invited will mean that OU and OSU will be #15 and #16. Take it with a grain of salt though but it would make the SEC even better.

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 7928380)
Welcome to Conference USA, Mizzou!

MU wouldn't want to lose to Memphis, East Carolina, and Houston year after year.

Hell they wouldn't even win that conf in bball.

DeezNutz 09-20-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 7928388)
Rumor is Missouri being invited will mean that OU and OSU will be #15 and #16. Take it with a grain of salt though but it would make the SEC even better.

I'd like those additions, actually.

|Zach| 09-20-2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 7927736)
THAT might be one of the most creatively funny things that I have ever read. BRAVO!:clap:

Being a site that caters to one team and fan base only gives it so much exposure but RockM is an awesome website. Even keeled discussion...great news and media source as well as shit that is hilarious.

Frazod 09-20-2011 07:47 PM

MU off to be with the rest of the slavers/Butthurt KU fan :D

|Zach| 09-20-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7928391)
MU wouldn't want to lose to Memphis, East Carolina, and Houston year after year.

Hell they wouldn't even win that conf in bball.

You're trolling.

Sassy Squatch 09-20-2011 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7928395)
Being a site that caters to one team and fan base only gives it so much exposure but RockM is an awesome website. Even keeled discussion...great news and media source as well as shit that is hilarious.

Each one was more or less spot on. The Texas AM to SEC comic was the best though.

DJ's left nut 09-20-2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7928387)
I'd love to go party with Reaper, but there's no way that I could stomach the cheap beer he's always raving about.

What's a brotha gotta do to get invited to this crap!

I totally hate the Chiefs more than the charter members of the 'gang'.

CoMoChief 09-20-2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7928398)
You're trolling.

takes one to know one.

oh my bad.....zach never trolls on CP

DJ's left nut 09-20-2011 08:03 PM

P.S. Include me in the "I'll believe it when we start changing signage" group.

I've seen too many 'informal' or 'tentative' agreements go nuclear to give a rip about handshake agreements at this point.

Al Bundy 09-20-2011 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7928398)
You're trolling.

Of course he is. UCF is the one that MU would have to worry about.

DJ's left nut 09-20-2011 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7928393)
I'd like those additions, actually.

Christ - I would hope that would at least push Auburn over to the East.

It would be like taking Baylor's place in the XII south all of the sudden. OU, OSU, A&M and Bama in the same division? The weak sisters would be Ol' Miss and Mississippi....and Mizzou. Damn that would be nasty.

Hopefully they would push it all the way to the 'pod' setup at that point. I actually like the way the PAC handled that; it looked like it would create a really cool set of rivalries while also ensuring that teams all played each other with some regularity. It would cut down on some of the hellacious travel as well.

We might still end up in a murderous one though, probably OU, OSU, ARK and MU.

It'd be tough as hell, but damn it would be some fun football.

Saul Good 09-20-2011 08:14 PM

Pod would be Mizzou, OU, OSU, and Arkansas. We would play the other 3 in our pod every year and 2 from the other pods every other year for a total of 9 conference games plus 3 non-cons.


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