Dude, that's about how much I got in under the mattress. Lets open up the best damned internet service down there and become 20 millionaires!!!!!!

Who wants to the our bodyguards? Free interwebs!!!!!

I'm just trying to say outlandish stuff at this point.

He's a dupe, so of course.

Closed profile so only thumbnail:

UNF UNF UNF FAP.

See? I like you when you're not talking football. :D

Definitely fap worthy.

i doubt it, she told them about the planet and the thread.

LOL, that's probably why I don't talk about sports with women I like.

Well I'd hit that.....

How did she know?

Have you even seen his recliner? It's from like, 1999 and is made from, like, drab upholstery.

We need to see the fugly ones too, Delano.

my wife knows i post here, hell everyone in a relationship probably knows

Drab...cmon it's blue!

The truth is, I'm the real life version of the Big Lebowski.

But does she know about every thread you start? I mean, if I was asking advice on what to do with an SO, I sure wouldn't want them knowing about it. Just weird, IMO.

I'm pretty sure every person involved in this fiasco is a douche.
But then again, who wasn't at 20?

It's atleast entertaining.

And I post while sitting on an ugly couch with a broken foldout bed in it.

Hello awesome collage of ugg lee.

I wasn't.

Replace the white russians with pepsi.

Can I piss on your rug, dude?

I somehow feel like Hootie should be involved in this story.

That last line doesn't sound good. Oh well.

Maybe I'm not a good judge of other females, but the only non-doable ones in that bunch are the first one and possibly the one in the bottom right.

You pissed on my ****in rug....

You know my recliner really ties the room together.

Well, Midnightvulture staked claim to the bottom right girl, so I assumed she was off limits for the "would you?" question.

Id probably hit it if I were single but not if I had to take her to a movie first, she is a typical dime a dozen blonde. A movie is at least 7.50 each then she will want a drink and maybe a snack. So thats about $25. So she is hittable for sure but not worth taking to a movie to have to hit. There are plenty of comparable gals at bars and clubs you could meet and not have to take to a movie first.

This is excellent.

I'll take a dime a dozen blonde after I spent this past week getting hit on by chicks that look like they drink blood and sleep in coffins.

I honestly pictured you studying my picture going "is that a recliner?"

What you can't see is that she's sitting on a traffic cone. That is worth 25 bucks right there.

It's quite simple...you think RS dated this girl for however long and she didn't know about him and his ChiefsPlanet account?

The dumbass girl probably stumbled upon this site, found this thread, showed her new boyfriend, and her new boyfriend probably told his friend...

We've said some pretty shitty stuff about that whore Holly.

Stick it in her ass THEN tell that bitch to "step off". This is ridiculous. Seriously...gotta go, my friend is here to take me to the movies.

HERE HE IS....

It's hard to tell from those pics, but the first one is definitely bad. This shit better not be over that chick.

I haven't had a ton of girlfriends, but I would say at that age most of them came from the "being a good guy while she cries on my shoulder about the boyfriend" schtick.
I was the King of getting out of the friendship zone and into the relationship zone.

Yes. I observe background things. Like that picture of the girl with a toilet in the background filled with a large terdell. I noticed the feces right away.

No...I bet he is the friend.

Holly knew about chiefsplanet...rustshack was lying about the two still dating...thought he still had a chance when he really didn't...she clicked this site to see if he posted anything...found this thread...bitched to her new bf about us calling her a slut...he showed the thread to this douchebag (who probably sucks at halo)...and wa la

Maybe these guys like the chunky heads...

Ooh, that's a good idea, let's all call Holly a whore, then maybe she will show up and give this thread the burst it desperately needs.

Nice try. Fail.

Only if its the hard plastic ones, not the flimsy collapsable ones.

you're stupid...

he's providing REAL names and REAL situations...god some people have no common sense...

the dude is telling the truth 100%

Maybe he met her playing Halo.

His user name was teh lame.

by the way...

I bet holly is ugly...

why would holly date a 100 lb. douche bag if she was hot?

She's definitely a butter face...I guarantee that.

Thats not the question, the question is would you take her to the movies first, knowing you will at least have to spend about $25? Unless they still have those Place theatres, those are only about $1.50-$2, in that case its a whole new ballgame.

Do you have a problem with chicks dropping a deuce?

I hinted at this point earlier, what kind of girl would date a guy described the way this guy described him?

He literally made the guy sound like some ugly dwarf that should eat a bullet. He made him sound kinda like Gollum just with with big glasses and a bowl cut.

which means holly is ugly and your friend is probably a dumbass bundle of sticks (especially if he's asking her to a movie) and not trying to **** her...

sounds like we're amongst a bunch of d-bags...

guarantee holly is either fat or ugly

It's easy to talk shit on someone half your size. This guy is a grade A puss. I can smell the labia on this one from 2200 miles away.

Who Jason?

you are dumb as shit...

Just thought I'd point that out.

No common sense.

This account is real.

Again...

Quite simple.

RS' girl knew about CP...she clicked this thread...sees everyone called her a whore...tells new dude...new dude tells friend...friend registers and defends ugly slut

it's not rocket science luv

I'm pretty sure I saw Rustshack on one of the Killtac videos a while back, I don't recall him being a complete dork. Odd that the site is down right now...

Sounds like a bitch to me.

mmhmm.

bitches aint notin but hoes and tricks!

seriously...I have laid off being a dick to users on this board...I like you guys...

but luv you just aren't very smart

that is all

Lick on these nuts and suck the dick.

No. H4lo. Jason has had an obsession with Claythan from the moments he laid eyes on him. That's nothing new.

okay

Jason is like that with a few people.

Whew,looks like I'll be able to sleep tonight

rustshack...

that shit sucks dude..

if it makes you feel better I'll 1 v 1 the shit out of h4lo and show him how a real man rolls...

i'll sneep the **** out of that guy...

I especially like you.

Dude, I told him/her many pages ago that we had a 50 here, and if he/she didn't address you properly bad things would happen. Seriously. I did.

See? Post 345.

I know, it was hilarious...I pos repped you for it.

LMAO So did Delano. His comment was ****in hilarious.

OMG A 50!!! PUT IT IN MY BUTT MR. 50

Yeah,we should get together for some drinking sometime,this old man could definitely hang with you in that department.

I don't understand the lack of disrespect I get from this board...

Look, we have lawyers, doctors, smart-asses, geniuses...

I'm a GD 50 in Halo...I'm a 50 in doubles, I'm a 50 in team, I'm a 50 in objectives, and I'm a 50 in MLG...

I challenge any of these "lawyers" to try and become a 50 in Halo.

I don't know what a 50 is.

Does this hurt my geek cred? Because I make up for it in many other geeky ways.

I'm up for a challenge...

I would never underestimate the famous nzoner...but I warn you, don't underestimate a kid famous for his 31 day blackout bender...

I'm solid all around...I'm a good chugger, I take any shot, I take every shot, I like almost every liquor (whiskey isn't a favorite)...and I drink a lot...

and I promise I won't pee on you or your friends (unless you guys are into that sort of stuff)...

:shrug:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50

Good opportunity next weekend.

Ah, yes... "five-oh".

I think this is different.

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Hootie also used the word "sneep" earlier, and it comes up as this:

<table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">
</td> <td class="word"> Sneep </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_2938289"> 24 up, 3 down http://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gifhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
</td> <td class="text" colspan="2"> A sex act involving one male and one female participant. The female lies on her back with her vulva raised in the air (often she must place her feet behind her head and clasp her legs with her arms in order to achieve the desired effect.) The male participant stands over the female and proceeds to spread apart her buttocks and insert his scrotum into the female's rectum (requires a substantial amount of lubricant and a loose sphincter.) Then he inserts his erect penis into the vagina, successfully DPing while solo. The Male then performs a squatting motion which stimulates both partners immensely.


Ronald was sneeping this one chick and her dad busted in, effectively ruining all three of their evenings.
</td></tr></tbody></table>

the highest skill you can achieve in Halo...

I will sell you a 50.

you can either be TastyBiscuitBoy or MeatyDragonMan...those are the two accounts I'm looking to get rid of =)

I'm not sure if I got Meaty up to a 50 since I was using it as a booster account...but all it will take is a 6 pack and 30 games of doubles with my home slice Stevey G!

LMAO

We call sniping 'sneeping'...in order to be good in Halo...you have to have amazing battle rifling ability and unbelievable sniping abilities...otherwise you'll always be stuck as a lonely brigadier!

Sounds.....interesting.