omg, like, why don't you leave my wife alone? all of you mother****ers are going to pay. once me and kirstie get to our lawyer in hollywood, we're gonna take a shit, make you eat that shit, make you shit that shit out that we shat, and make you eat it again. and after that, all you other mother****s are next. you are the ones who are the ball lickers!

I remember when I had my first beer. :spock:

Do you have any nekkid pics of Kirstie?

LMAO who is it? Gochiefs?

This dumb fuck is gonna fit in nicely here! :thumb:

Nope. I have no dupes whatsoever.

Kirstie if you're reading this, I want you to know that you have a really nice body, and I would definitely sex you up.*




*With permission of course

Take a number...

Heh, yeah.. I don't think anyone's been sayin' she's ugly.

I really need to go back and read this thread. Hell, at one point I thought it was about our former kicker's sister.

Nootch.

I think I found a new pic.

http://www.gooberhead.net/images/bik...stie-tynes.jpg

Kirstie, I'll bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

http://www.gooberhead.net/images/bik...stie-tynes.jpg
http://www.gooberhead.net/images/bik...stie-tynes.jpg

2004? Wouldn't she have been 16 back then?

I'm gonna go make a protein shake.

Ummm....is it illegal for me to post that?

YES

I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!

Is she fucking someone, herself, or is she naked??

No.

It's legal, albeit a bit jailbaitish.

BOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG

So her mom and dad were pimping her out to the highest bidder when she was only 16? Britney Spears here we come......

I like Jay and Silent Bob as well Lunchbox.

HELL YEAH

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9...e20lukepv8.jpg

according to her modelingpage site she's 21. that would make her about 18 then. perfectly legal.

She's 21? She looks much older.

Goatse hinted in that direction.

Eh, what does he know?

I'd chalk it up to pent-up testosterone.

She's definitely not ugly.

nope. and she has a kid? is that what i saw?

Does this qualify as saying she's ugly? Is 5 close to 8? Is 5 average?

I'd say she's well above average.

,
 

She wasn't so pretty at prom four years ago.

You must be her lawyer.

LMAO

You need a bigger picture, but I got it. :rockon:

My guess would be her father.

This thread has exploded in the last hour.

Nice contributions fellas.

At one point, this gal's ethics told her to get out of modeling. I'd be willing to bet it was when the director told her to "put your legs behind your head."

my guess would be her father wouldn't be posting here but spending his time trying to find where we live

Who the **** is we?

As long as he brings her....I'm fine with it.

"we" not including "me" as i just got here and started reading this thread. still not finished.

I'm gonna go collect a suitable dowry.

Ok, you're in. :thumb:

is that really her ass in your avatar? nice shot. but you would really consider settling for that?

I KNEW IT

YOU'RE HER LAWYER!!!

:hmmm: Eight goats, three chickens and a tractor sound about right?

Not when I have this lying in bed next to me....

Yes...yes I would.

right
LMAO

Somebody photoshop Lawrence Tynes onto that, STAT.

He's not joking.

ROFL

Damn man......I'm proud of you. It gives hope to guys like me and GoChiefs....ok not so much GoChiefs.

That is the legendary, and well respected "Pink". None of us have any idea why she puts up with that silly bastard.

Pink > Kirstie.

has to be. no one in their right mind would subject their wife/gf to this crowd.

You must be new here.

O...M...F...G!


WAY TO GO, PHOB!!!!


I cannot be outdone!


(on the right) PBJ

i'm still a little partial to the bikini girl. more ass. sorry man.

Says the guy with a bear and a kitten as his avatar.

See, that's where you're wrong. Phob's been here a long time. Met lots of these people. Chiefsplanet's a pretty tight community, at it's core.

Phobia used to run the site... he has enough friends and respect here so that he doesn't have to worry much.

The one on the left is hot.

And I think we have Pink to thank for that.

Oh no you didn't.

You are a smart man to lock that shit down. Nice work.

Someone should photo shop Lawrence and kristie together with the tag line "YOU JUST GOT TYNESED!!!!!!"

LMAO LMAO

i hope for your sake that's not his girl.

and how the f*** do you get a good avatar on here? for a football based site the choices are pretty girly.

At least an animated Tynes didn't pop out of some nether region.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I think he knows I was just kidding.

I think you have to have like 50 posts or something before you can switch Avatars.

Its in the USER CP portion.

Cro... that is soooo wrong.

PayPal a mod ten bucks to change it for you.

PM me for my e-mail address.

To be fair, she doesn't look like that every day. With all due respect to her, she's well pampered in that photo. Her makeup was professionally done and Marc is a fantastic photographer. But she's very attractive.

Here's one of the whole fam damily.

THe face is way too big anyway. Still...

Phobia, your wife is way hotter than Lawrence Tynes.

Nice, but not quite in my league.

Bask in the glow of some real talent.

Your oldest looks a lot like you. Poor thing. I love that picture, though.

Not to sound creepy or anything, but Pink's got some of the most beautiful eyes I've seen.

Lucky bastard.

That's horrible. I'm sure I'll not be able to be with her for a week.

Oh wait, I think I'm over it now.

Just imagine kicking the game winning FG in Overtime to send your "squad" to the Super Bowl......

Or not.

Fixed.