:spock:

I'm not that creative. I'm sometimes naive, remember? Spell it out for me. Hell, pm me if you have to.

I had not heard that. I always lose track of NASCAR once football season starts.

Don't tell me that you've never done it.



One of the best nights of my life

I don't really watch Nascar. However my TV's on ESPN and they announced it earlier.

This is a guy with some style right here.

O-R-A-L S-E-X

I think luv just fell out of her chair.

That's actually what I thought you meant. I just wasn't thinking you could know of such nasty things. :)

Nearly. That's just ...... NASTY.

???

Arabian Goggles anybody?

:eek:

Okay, tell me you'd give some chick oral while she's on the rag.

gettin some is gettin some, right?

Hence my original answer. Hell and no.

I don't give chicks oral period. Smells too much like fish down there.

:eek:

Greedy bastage. Take without giving? That's just not right.

And tastes like a concoction of fish, salt, and aluminum foil.

Hookers don't count the same as chicks.

Heres a good tip guide on how to become a hooker.

http://g-shack.com/010305%20-%20hookers.htm

ROFL

Why not?

Meh, just spray the thing down with some bleach before you go chow down. Chicks dig it.

If you're game... :p

Dude, you're going to make me cyber-hurl.

Do you know that this dumb ass thread has almost 600 replies in les than 4 hours??:eek:

Hmmm...with my 400th post, I am going to give a tribute to the number 400.

The Jets Strength of Schedule was an amazing .400 this year.

400 is the square of 20

A circle is divided into 400 grads, which is equal to 360 degrees and 2π radians. (Degrees and radians are the SI accepted units).

400 is a self number in base 10, since there is no integer that added to the sum of its own digits results in 400. On the other hand, 400 is divisible by the sum of its own base 10 digits, making it a Harshad number.

Four hundred is also

The Four Hundred (oligarchy) of ancient Athens.

an HTTP status code for a bad request.

The Four Hundred (sometimes The Four Hundred Club) a phrase meaning the wealthiest, most famous, or most powerful social group (see, e.g., Ward McAllister), leading to the generation of such lists as the Forbes 400

The Atari 400 home computer.

in the title of the film Les Quatre Cent Coups (The 400 Blows), a French film directed by François Truffaut.

A Lebanese card game. 400 (card game)

the designation for a class of Ontario highways called 400-Series Highways.

The 400, later the Twin Cities 400, a Chicago and North Western Railway passenger train that traveled 400 miles between Minneapolis/St. Paul and Chicago, Illinois in 400 minutes.

Also 20 less than 420

Edit: This is also the 600th post in this thread

More on the number 600

600 and below is considered a poor credit score.

600 is also the advertized number of miles that NASCAR runs in the Coca-Cola 600.

It is a pronic number and a Harshad number.

5 hours.

ROFL

Whatever..you know what I mean!! ROFL

prove it.

It's too bad it wasn't a hijack. Kind of a waste to have it in it's own thread.

I'm done..I have to go to sleep..Go Chiefs!!!:eek:

10PM-11PM = 1 hour
11PM-midnight = 1 hour
midnight-1AM = 1 hour
1AM-2AM = 1 hour
2AM-3AM = 1 hour

1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 5

chiefs and jets, AFC championship.

Maybe we can merge it with a previous thread and make it look like we hijacked it.

So who's thread do we hijack? I say a KCJohnny thread.

I still refuse to believe you. I need live footage. Numbers tell nothing but a story I will never begin to understand.

:wayne: You are on the ball,Luv.nighty night!!good luck tomorrow!!

Best idea all thread.

Except for the bloodeating one.

i need some sleep to help kick some colts ass

That would've been a good idea a few hours ago.

:wayne: ROFL ;)

Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little. :hail: :bolts:

I'd start from the beginning, but I was still at work at 10PM. Where I work, I have to try to create very good stories (with numbers).

Better late than never. You're the guy. You're supposed to be the leader. Women merely follow (unless the man is lost).

And to think I almost didnt open up this thread.

Night Chiefs Bitches! Dream of Chief total Domination tomorrow. It is good for the soul

Numbers don't tell stories. Letters do? Someone's smoking the white stuff.

Just home from the bar. More than half of my drinks were paid for and I stopped for bad food on the way home.

It's way too late for me now, and I'm sad to say our leader was a n00b tonight, which can only mean we're all a little lost.

:$2500: :bang: :bolts:

So, how do YOU get guys to buy you drinks?

Show 'em my hooters, of course. Duh.

So lets say you guys win, if I trash talk for the upcoming week am I going to be considered a Troll?

Eh. You have nothing to prove to me, ye master of Google fun.

You're not already a troll?

More of an orc than a troll, really. You're just not that scary. Your team on the other hand...

Well hell. Why didn't I think of that?

Just don't write any checks that Marty can't cash for you.

I'm a dude, I don't write checks.

How do you pay your bills?

What are checks?

He charges.

Holy crap, I hope you aren't leaving a woman in charge of your money!

Credit Card? I guess they dont have technology like that in the Midwest.

You don't pay everything electronically? That's okay, neither do I. Eventually, though, checks will be a thing of the past...like 8-tracks, records and cassette tapes.

And, pray tell, what would be wrong with that?

They're these paper things that you can buy stuff with even when you have no money in your bank acct. They're great!

He'd lose it all.

I acted like I believed that 10 years ago. Still paying.

They shop.

Yeah now they have these plastic cards with money on them...I think its all a ploy by bankers to get our money.

They do it for you. You need food, clothes....and we know you want us to look good, so we have to get the jewelry and our hair done. It's all for you.

So the pink fur coat was for me? riiight.

Hey the game is only 12 hours away.

Ick! What woman does your shopping?

I'm not one to talk. I feel naked without my watch. Other than that and a ring, I'm not into jewelry. The less time I have to spend on my hair, the better. And.....you'd better not tell a soul I said this.....i HATE shoe shopping!

Oh yeah, those are cool too. I just hate those people who call and want money every time you use them. I'm always like "dude, if I had the money I wouldn't have used the card you gave me". Duh.

...you're a man.