| Flying High D |
06-21-2021 09:44 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish
(Post 15716248)
Clay: stroll into the center of the bar. Yell at the top of your lungs: "Hey Rednecks....Merle Haggard SUCKED MY C*CK!!!"
Then see if you can get back to your car and escape before they shoot the windows out.
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The blonde bartender likes it when you throw to quarters on the bar and yell, “hey you old crack play something on the jukebox.” Also, if there are any Mexicans there they like when you throw a hat on the floor and request them to do a Mexican hat dance. Always a crowd pleaser. |
