I ate there last night. I'm able to eat when I want and where I want most days, and I got a cheeseburger (mustard, ketchup, pickles only) and small chocolate shake.

I felt dirty, but I'm not a health nut.

I get their Supersonic Breakfast Burrito pretty often. I put two salsa packs on it so I always open it up. Yesterday I had one with onion rings and a coke. It was small and only had 3 rather than the typical 4 tator tots in it. I felt a little ripped off, but it tasted good.

Those are the best fast food breakfast item on the market IMO

If they were closer to me I'd have them frequently

Correct. I have 3 stores near me so I always have options regardless of which direction I'm headed. Unfortunately, the most reliably good one is the furthest away (about 5 miles).

Coming back from a road trip to Fayetteville.

Tried to swing a 3-some with 2 tiny chicks, but the third disappeared before we could corral her back to the hotel.

I tried the regular breakfast burrito this morning. It tasted ok, but it was 90% egg, 5% cheese, and 5% sausage.

It's been a few hours since I've eaten it and (so far) there's been no explosive diarrhea or tap dancing chestbursters. Fingers crossed & sphincter clenched.

Those car hops with the rollerskates are surprisingly fast aren't they?

I try my best to avoid fast food/eating out often but Sonic is my vice, the one place that I can't stay away from. I pig out when I'm there. Typical order is the SuperSonic Bacon Double Cheeseburger, sub the fries/tots for a large Mozzarella Sticks order, and a large Powerade.

I'll bet. You scared her off.

Jesus ****ing Tapdancing Christ.

My inner fat kid just smiled and then paused and thought- "but what about an add on BLT Toaster?"

"Those are facts. So are these: Dwayne Bowe was speeding in his car, late at night, to a Sonic that is widely known to be terrible. He had, in his car and possibly in his system, a strain of marijuana which he doubtless believed to be from California, but which actually had deeper roots elsewhere — roots in Bowe's past, and in the sandy loam of a place with every reason to wish Bowe ill."

You just don't get writing like that everyday. I can't believe I missed that the first time around. :D

edit: Also, Sonic is gross. Haven't been there in maybe 8 years.

Most Sonic carhops don't fall into the tiny category, in my experience.

Nah.

Flaky hippie chicks gonna flake.

Is Sonic "melty" cheese sort of like velveta, or is it real Wisconsin cheddar?

It’s like a subway rat took a shit on your burger and rutted his ass across it before wiping it’s nose on the pickle.
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