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Rain Man 02-27-2017 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 12759096)
You probably work at Winnebago industries...Hope you enjoy building RV and campers.
Here, you've got 4 things to do...fish, ski, ice fish and snowmobile

Given my job, I bet I'm the guy who makes the marketing videos for them and develops documentaries on them for The Travel Channel. That's a pretty fun job, I think.

And I'll be sticking to my assigned hobby of astrology over those other things, I think. It's more interesting to me, even though it's not interesting to me at all.

Dartgod 02-27-2017 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12759187)
If you mess that one up, you're going to get saddled with the name "Young Zucker" in Appalachia, so you should really try to make it work.

Male name: YOUNG
Female name: LACY
Surname: ZUCKER
Location: Bledsoe County, Tennessee
Male occupation: Electrical and Electronics Engineering Technicians
Annual Salary: $40,000
Female occupation: Psychiatric Technicians
Annual Salary: $17,600
Your Main Hobby: Shopping
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Hiking

Well, that's not much better.

My hobbies have been crocheting and shopping. Am I a woman in this new life?

ChiliConCarnage 02-27-2017 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 12759137)
Basically, you live like a complete pauper surrounded by the ultra-wealthy on vacation during summer, and by frozen seagulls and perhaps the odd migrating penguin in winter.

And since it's an actual island, with no bridge to the mainland, even ordinary groceries are stupid expensive. Good luck my friend!

Rainmain, I need another option. Nantucket got me away from the Jesuits but I'm being abused by the wealthy denizens of the area. I'm slaving away fixing their collections of Patek Phillipes and Rolexes and the wealth isn't trickling down.

Rain Man 02-27-2017 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 12759207)
Well, that's not much better.

My hobbies have been crocheting and shopping. Am I a woman in this new life?

If you can pull it off, it's a great disguise.

Rain Man 02-27-2017 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 12759208)
Rainmain, I need another option. Nantucket got me away from the Jesuits but I'm being abused by the wealthy denizens of the area. I'm slaving away fixing their collections of Patek Phillipes and Rolexes and the wealth isn't trickling down.

How about a well-paid life of shooting stuff and then studying it? But you might want to get a nickname quickly. You can't keep the Bruce/Willa masterpiece of FBI creativity.

Male name: RUFUS
Female name: RHODA
Surname: DUARTE
Location: Macon County, Georgia
Male occupation: Natural Sciences Managers
Annual Salary: $158,100
Female occupation: Upholsterers
Annual Salary: $35,000
Your Main Hobby: Shooting
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Ice skating

patteeu 02-27-2017 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 12758997)
Wow, interesting.
My wifes hobby :hmmm: She's lucky she's pulling in the dough!

She told me you're lucky you're keeping your body in shape.

Otter 02-27-2017 03:27 PM

I made a plea bargain with the feds to keep my outa the pen. Had to stoolie on the wiseguys to save my family.

ChiliConCarnage 02-27-2017 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12759221)
How about a well-paid life of shooting stuff and then studying it? But you might want to get a nickname quickly. You can't keep the Bruce/Willa masterpiece of FBI creativity.

Male name: RUFUS
Female name: RHODA
Surname: DUARTE
Location: Macon County, Georgia
Male occupation: Natural Sciences Managers
Annual Salary: $158,100
Female occupation: Upholsterers
Annual Salary: $35,000
Your Main Hobby: Shooting
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Ice skating

Thanks, were gonna give it a go. I'm a bit worried about Rhodas favorite hobby. Im guessing the ice skating options in a count of 15k ppl in the south are slim to none.

We're making 200k in a place that the average household brings in 29k. The weather should be nice

Rain Man 02-27-2017 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 12759299)
I made a plea bargain with the feds to keep my outa the pen. Had to stoolie on the wiseguys to save my family.

Get your flu shots, because you're going to be working in a germ factory. But satellite watching is a great cover story for moving to that part of Nebraska. I bet there are no lights on after 8 p.m.

Male name: CARY
Female name: BRIDGET
Surname: BARCLAY
Location: Dundy County, Nebraska
Male occupation: Pediatricians, General
Annual Salary: $111,500
Female occupation: Labor Relations Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,900
Your Main Hobby: Satellite watching
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Tai chi

Rain Man 02-27-2017 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 12758139)
Don't know how more anonymous I can be with a name like Smith.

You were so anonymous that I missed you the first time. Maybe you don't need a new identity, but you'll get one anyway.

I like it when spouses have alliterative names.

Male name: CORY
Female name: CARMELLA
Surname: MCADOO
Location: Shenandoah County, Virginia
Male occupation: Occupational Therapy Aides
Annual Salary: $31,400
Female occupation: Light Truck or Delivery Services Drivers
Annual Salary: $25,900
Your Main Hobby: LARPing
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Figure skating

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-27-2017 06:16 PM

How come nobody gets a job jerking animals ?

Spott 02-27-2017 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12759784)
How come nobody gets a job jerking animals ?

Because that job is already taken.

KS Smitty 02-27-2017 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12759775)
You were so anonymous that I missed you the first time. Maybe you don't need a new identity, but you'll get one anyway.

I like it when spouses have alliterative names.

Male name: CORY
Female name: CARMELLA
Surname: MCADOO
Location: Shenandoah County, Virginia
Male occupation: Occupational Therapy Aides
Annual Salary: $31,400
Female occupation: Light Truck or Delivery Services Drivers
Annual Salary: $25,900
Your Main Hobby: LARPing
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Figure skating

McAdoo sounds like a Roger Miller song lol. This should be an interesting new life. I can see Cory figure skating...NOT. :)

lewdog 02-27-2017 09:08 PM

I had a run-in with some Mexicans near Trump's wall. Need out of Dodge....and quick!

big nasty kcnut 02-27-2017 09:47 PM

I'm in.


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