True. Not that I would know or anything... I mean... gross. :hmmm::harumph:

You are the expert at hooking up with fat chicks.

.... I cannot even right now...

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Why don't fat chicks wear appropriately sized clothing? Most (but not all unfortunately) fat guys will do their best to keep that shit covered up. Husky girls one the other hand will squeeze into the smallest shirt they can find and just let the fat-back fly.

You always hear how self conscience women are about their bodies. I just don't understand it.

Skinny girls like to tell themselves they are fat.

Fat girls like to eat all your food and tell themselves they are skinny.

I think it all started with dress numbers. Women would get fixated on being a 4 or 6 rather than wearing something flattering. You can blame the all consuming competitiveness between women for cock.

Then I think it shifted to a **** you we're going to wear whatever the hell we want and if you don't like it you hate women attitude.

Now it's all Nicki Minaj's fault.

Nicki Minaj's ass is fat.

More importantly she says stuff like...

"**** all these skinny bitches, I want to see my fat bitches up in here." /paraphrase




There will literally never ever ever be a female President.

LMAO

But Meghan Trainor though...

She needs more than one song in order to affect real social change. At least 2. Or a domestic abuse charge.


Also, yoga pants. Boy was that a blessing and a curse all rolled up into one.

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ROFL ROFL - the looks Larry and Jerry exchange after Jerry says 'trust your gut.'

And saying ridiculous ish like I hate kids and dogs.

I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.