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Cephalic Trauma 05-03-2013 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9654834)
This.
Hey, did anybody outside of CC agree HJ's post?

Just curious, because it wasn't readily apparent when I sifted through the thread.

bevischief 05-03-2013 10:12 AM
ROFLROFL

Ebolapox 05-03-2013 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 9654111)
from what I've understood over the years

if you jerk off daily and pull out there is not a great chance of getting a girl pregnant

when couples try and get pregnant they tell the gentleman to make sure he doesn't ejaculate for 48 hours

it's a numbers game

and it has worked in my favor thus far
completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?

Cephalic Trauma 05-03-2013 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9654880)
completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?
Yeah, I left that one alone.

It's on par with the "well, ur penis is a muscle and you have to keep excerising it fer it to work" interpretation earlier in the thread.

Ebolapox 05-03-2013 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Ebolapox (Post 9654880)
completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?
for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.

suzzer99 05-03-2013 10:27 AM
I'm in my 40s now and I can say this rings very true. It's not like I'm grossed out by a typical woman in the range that I can actually get, but I'm not crazy excited either. And for sex you should usually be crazy excited if it's going to go well.

BlackHelicopters 05-03-2013 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9653892)
Heard on NPR it also causes short term memory loss.
What?

luv 05-03-2013 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9654817)
Bathroom sink.
We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?

notorious 05-03-2013 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9654899)
What?
It also makes you go blind.


That is why I have a 70" flatscreen for my computer monitor.

Dayze 05-03-2013 10:39 AM
sadly, by the time I get home, I'm so brain dead all I want to do is maybe take a nap; or eat dinner, clean up, watch a bit of TV and go to bed.

then the weekends are spent doing all the shit I couldn't get done during the week, so I'm cashed on weekends too.

rinse, repeat.

Cephalic Trauma 05-03-2013 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9653929)
shit, I'm too tired and stressed out to even fap; let along get the freak on.
I get home from work, do the dinner thing, clean up; work a bit on the laptop; I'm ****ing tired at the point. usually around this time I can barely keep my eyes open on most nights.

zero desire to boink.
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9654925)
sadly, by the time I get home, I'm so brain dead all I want to do is maybe take a nap; or eat dinner, clean up, watch a bit of TV and go to bed.

then the weekends are spent doing all the shit I couldn't get done during the week, so I'm cashed on weekends too.

rinse, repeat.
O Rly?

Dayze 05-03-2013 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 9654936)
O Rly?
lol.
I thought it sounded famililar.



...short term memory loss, you say?:hmmm:

Cephalic Trauma 05-03-2013 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9654940)
lol.
I thought it sounded famililar.



...short term memory loss, you say?:hmmm:
LMAO:thumb:

BlackHelicopters 05-03-2013 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9654922)
It also makes you go blind.


That is why I have a 70" flatscreen for my computer monitor.
ROFL

Easy 6 05-03-2013 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9654140)
And you're nuts. If a chick swallows and doesn't stop right when you bust, it is one of the best feelings EVAR
Truth... its megaload city when they keep on truckin.


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