I was just trying to have some fun.

Bullseye.

Hard to read into that one, it's deep like T. S. Eliot n' stuff...

STFU STFU

LMAO

Keep yapping grandpa.

"This one time we had this band, they ruled. We had to walk uphill both ways in 6 inches of snow in July to see their show. My mom would put a baked potato in my coat to keep me warm, then it would double as my lunch when I got to the show. It was cool as hell."

It's obvious that no-one could ever convince a homer like you that there is a band better than the Rolling Poons, so I'm not going to bother. Instead I'm going to mock you mercilessly because I find it amusing.

That didn't cut it when I had a meeting with DFS and it's not going to cut it with you...

You watch the KU game MM?

If he ate the baked potato at the show, what kept him warm on the walk home?

A stomach full of Jagger's Little Swimmers.

E U!!!

So, let's examine "influential" rock bands vs. some schlubs who capitalized off a stoned audience and turned that into over-charging to aging hippies trying to recapture their lost glory...

In no particular order:

1. The Beatles. You may have heard of them.
2. Jimi Hendrix. Kind of a slacker, though.
3. The Who. Did a show or two, they were supposedly Ok.
4. The Ramones.
5. Nirvana. Did the Stones spawn an entire genre? I can't remember.
6. The Doors. Who was their lead singer again?
7. U2. I hate them, but they seem to be financially viable.
8. The Grateful Dead. 20 years ain't got s**t on them.
9. Metallica. Hell, they made a bunch of money and have been around 20 years.
10. The Eagles.

You're right, though. The Stones are the best band EVAH!!!!11!

Mick will appreciate you Enjoyed the Swimmers.

Perms for men were outlawed somewhere around the same time dispute duels were.

In western society anyway...