Really? ROFL The last time that happened I posted this.

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that's a fantastic idea.

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I'm assuming that he's in Thailand somewhere.

So this is a fail because they are gay?

It's a pretty natural reaction to most normal people to feel this way and show their excitement when finding out they're going to be grandparents for the first time. I would be more apt to put this in the Epic WIN thread

I'm guessing it's because 1 dad jumps around screaming like a 9 year old who found out he's going to Disney World...

Haha, yeah, I'd put it in the made me laugh category, but not the fail category. His reaction was pretty hysterical...in a good way.

I should buy a pool raft.


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A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars. He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early. In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

We have discussed Edwin Tobergta on this site in the past, while most people are addicted to caffeine or something relatively harmless, Edwin Tobergta is addicted to having sex with inflatable pool toys in public places. He is unable to stop. He goes to jail for it, gets released, and does it again. In July of 2013 I said:

Seriously though, can we just lock up Edwin Charles Tobergta and throw away the key? He has been arrested six times for having sex with inflatable rafts, proving that no matter how many times we send him to jail, he’s not going to stop having sex with inflatable rafts. He can’t stop. I say we lock him up before he starts having sex with something non-inflatable and non-willing. Has to be a matter of time, right?

And here we are again, slightly less than a year later, and just like the changing of the seasons Edwin Tobergta has been arrested for having sex with a pool toy. It is time to get Edwin Tobergta some long term care and not just release him back onto the streets. If we give this guy a slap on the wrist and put him back on the streets, mark my words, it’s only a matter of time until I am blogging about Edwin Tobergta committing a far more serious crime.

P.S. Edwin Tobergta is wearing an “I’m Out Of My Mind, Please Leave A Message” during his arrest and mugshot, spot on, but further evidence we need to keep this guy off of the street.

This shirt does earn Edwin Tobergta a spot in the SportSmasher.com Mugshot Hall Of Fame

"again"
LMAO

He BLOWS UP THE POOL TOYS....AND THEY BLOW HIS MIND!

I suppose if you bend a pink pool raft in half; it could give the appearance of a big pink pussy.......

it's true. works for me all the time.

A while back, I saw a show on TV called something like "My Strange Addiction". This episode was about a guy that loved inflatable pool toys (these were all characters, not rafts). His house was filled with them and he talked to them like they were real. He slept with them and would have them seated around the table with him when he ate. He even took one or two with him when he drove in his car. They didn't say but I imagine he had sex of some sort with them too. :shake:

Sounds kind of like the guy above.

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wtf?

Perfectly Normal

too fat

pfffft. You can go down to any Sea World and see that stuff.

ive seen one episode of this show and the guy was ****ing his car.

that was enough for me.

The show started out mostly about people eating weird stuff (like the gal that ate Vicks Vapor Rub by the jar) but got into progressively weirder stuff.

see the Chalk gal? would eat chalk ALL the time. WTF

The guy that had mannequins all over his apartment was creepy as shit.

wut?
....are you serious Clark?

that just sounds ****ed up.

ROFL My lab totally acts like every stick he picks up is a scepter and he is in a parade. And also believes the toilet is a drinking fountain. And goose poop is a delicious savory candy.

the burgers crack me up; the scepter, lightning.....

hell, all of them. My dogs, between the 3 of them, are exactly like those.

My dog (RIP) was never bothered by lightning or fireworks. She didn't care for the vacuum and hated the lawn mower, though.

We had a cat (also RIP) that was fascinated by the toilet flushing. If you were in the bathroom, she would patiently wait for you to finish and then jump on the toilet to watch when you flushed. Weird.

Good first step

I love how Nadal is pretending there's not a hot piece of ass standing next to him. Sorry if Q.

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He is smart. That shit has penises behind him chasing him.

OMG totes ramantick.

What's the story behind this?

Is she his significant other? Is she with him? Should he be paying attention to her?

Yeah, I'm also wondering. I haven't watched tennis in ages, but I dont' remember any "stunning hot chick standing awkwardly close doing nothing but looking hot while you towel off between sets" being involved.

LMAO

ice Cave
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that might be my wife's.

ice cold and no ones ever there.

So go warm it up.

no amount of heat known to man could warm that up.

So its a medical condition

wontputouttisis

lol



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my first bullmastiff was scared shitless of thunder storms.
so my second one....we played out in that shit when he was a puppy. made it fun. splashing around with lightning and thunder booming. he ain't scurred!
did/doing the same with the third one.

my cat will come RUNNING as soon as your ass hits that toilet seat! LMAO
pet me! pet me! she always knows......

LMAO

good God man!
it's an insult to Wanda Sykes to say this.....but.....that thing looks like a fugly WS.

Marriage.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

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We just got a bull mastif / St. Bernard mix. He's 9 weeks old tomorrow, name; Leonidas.....

Such a good temperament already and loves his belly rubbed, I hope that never changes. Good breed!

great lookin pup.

Who among us has never been there before?

NSFW - Language

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He had a garden hose to put it out. Looks like a win to me.



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"Now that's a fire"

how the hell else will you cool the lid?

Upon further review, I guess he never thought to just reach down and turn off the gas, therefore resulting in the epic fail.

The obvious just can't hide from this bolt of lightning. Most days.

Soccer?

Yup. Only reason why I watch the world cup with my friends. The drink to a flop game.

Why is Clay still allowed to post in here?

LMAO

kick ass.

Because of this:

i dont' get all the hate for you GC. Some stuff you post I don't agree with, but who cares. I think you bring far more to the board than people realize.

:shrug:

You also post high most if the time so there's that.

LMAO
No I Don't

*eeeeeaaarrrr*

I think men don't want to date fat woman because they will eat all your food.

Been defending GC since 2003. He brings a lot to the board.