I told him via PM when we made the bet he could come back when the season starts IF he wins a majority of the vote from the board. I said at make the poll around when training camp starts, but may bump it up.

He has since been charged with welching and now most incur a punishment of the board's choosing even if he wins. I'm tired of his stupid username, so I suggest a change to a more suitable one.

86. Bo's Pelini
Join Date: 8/16/07
Total Posts: 29,776

Although Billay has grown on me as of late (and no, that's not a fat pun Frazod, calm down), he's still a huge ****ing pillowbitergot. He still lives at home and all he does is post on CP, watch TMZ, and collect cereal box labels so he can mail them in for Captain Crunch t-shirts...of course he has to take the $3.25 handling fee from his mom's purse when she steps away. He also successfully petitioned Quaker Oats to carry XXL instead of the standard S, M and L (you know, since this label idea was intended for children). He has claimed to have had sex before but I'm just not seeing it. His highest level of education is recess (no Frazod, god damnit, not the candy).

Pros: Once watched the critically acclaimed movie '10 Things I Hate About You' 13 times in 1 day...the equivalent to the amount of double cheeseburgers Frazod orders for himself from McDonald's during his lunch hou...day. Still has weekly 'show and tell' with his mom and dad every Tuesday before dinner. Last week, he found a turtle by the creek. Doesn't generally color outside the lines in his coloring books. Makes his bed most days without reminders from his mom.

Cons: Thought it was a good idea to take a shirtless pic of himself flexing and then posting it on CP. Was envious of Mecca's fake GF. Is a part time DJ. He's secured such prestigious gigs as little Timmy's 7th grade birthday bash on the other end of the cul de sac. Still puts the teeth he loses from time to time under his pillow expecting anywhere between $1-$5 depending on the tooth. Thinks Lean Cuisine is a sexual position used by gays.

Outlook: He's gotten a lot better since I recently returned. Sometimes he even makes me laugh. As long as he stops making fake Facebook accounts he may find himself in the 70s in 2014. Frazod once took all the skin from a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken, popped 3 viagra, and then wrapped said skin around his erect dick and tried to **** his wife...he got one pump in and the skin all fell off into her pussy...that's the last time he performed cunnilingus.

The Frazod bit at the end, what does that have to do with Billay?

Now that was a decent ranking. I thought the last sentence was a little over the top, but all-in-all a very good effort.

Hootie and Billay have something in common. They both own a pocket pussy that resembles Warf of star trek fame.

LMAO

wtf LMAO

The recess line is funny.

This is actually possible, if he did it without commercial breaks.

That movie is 97 minutes long.

13 viewings of that movie = 21 hours

I actually did the math before I posted that lol...looked at the run time on IMDB

This is the greatest post in this thread. LMAO

Heh, one of the paralegals at one of my old firm had a husband who was a boom mic-er, actually I think more technically he was an all around sound technician. Didn't know a lot about him but he seemed to be in demand, even while residing in the St. Louis suburbs. She'd say he was off to Toronto, or in Romania, plenty of time in LA. Probably half the year in LA, unless on a protracted shoot elsewhere. Heck Dane might even know the guy [though I can't recall his name as this was like 10-12 years ago].

BTW is Fraz's outburst some kind of Frankie withdrawal syndrome? Is the CP Badass tirade quotient nearing some dangerous imbalance?

CHAPTER SIX is OUT.

no spoilers plz

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=273537

:LOL:

one of the best, imo.
of course, i'm a sucker for rotten teeth jokes.
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Now you're cooking with flame.



The new Star Trek made Star Trek worth spending $$$ to actually watch. Aside from doses of Shatner and Nemoy nostagia, that franchise was sucking the hugest of butts.

He can be annoying but he also makes a lot of good posts and can be pretty amusing. You just have to ignore his desire to talk about himself and enjoy the other stuff. I'm pretty impressed overall with these breakdowns of the posters. It's a little cookie-cutter but it's also a lot better than I would have done.

Yeah, the recess line was money.

Billay fail of not mentioning his infantile embrace of libertarianism was completely made up for by the frazod chicken skin riff. Holy shit. Not sure where that came from, but it's gold.

That one was good. billay is growing on me as well. Sometimes I think he's one of the worst posters on this site; but every now and then he comes in with a pretty goddamn funny post.

Haha, gold. I was wondering when the arm flex was going to come up and for a second was thinking, "how the hell did he miss that?" Then BOOM in the cons.

One of my first memories of when I initially created my account and tried getting the hang of some of the people here was reading Billay and BossChief battle and battle and battle and battle about Stanzi.

The billay dildo flex .jpeg is still floating around here somewhere.

That's one of the best on this site.

Wasn't he genuinely butt-hurt about that? Or at least about all the clowning around that ensued as a result of him posting it?

so horny right NOW

looks like a goddamned reeruned person.

He's got those rosy cheeks of a dude who's embarrassed to even pretend to be hard. Picture Dr. Evil chucking a ball at his nose and asking him if he's 'gonna squirt?'

LMAO

IIRC, this picture was originally posted without his permission, so that makes reposting a pretty shitty thing to do.

NORTH CAROLINA!!!!

COME ON AND RAISE UP!!! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT AROUND LIKE A HELICOPTA!

Whatever you reerun breeder

That's what I'm here for! :evil:

LMAO

FYI if you ever need to use that pic

google image search "billay flex chiefsplanet"

https://www.google.com/search?q=bill...DsemqAH26IHACQ

How long ago is that pic from? LMAO

LMAO What a stud muffin

LMAOLMAO Ironic that that's a thread about Frazod.

It's Frazod going toe to toe with Iowanian.

RAGE MONSTER MUST SMASH

It was. Clay made a fake account to get that picture.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2m6ab2p.jpg

JFC Clay. Did an ugly branch smack you right in the teeth?

Your profile was public, and able to be accessed by anyone who saw you post on the Chiefsplanet facebook page.

And you didn't give a shit that it was posted 3 years ago.

Yes. I was a horrible beast.

Yet you were the only one who saw it and posted it.

There's only 1 person as awesome as me.

You know how my comment about "public domain information easily seen by the public" would go right here....

How'd you lose the weight? Did the Diet Dr. Pepper play a role?

You aren't by chance, this kid, are you?:

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Yes, I used to drink 2-3 cans of full sugar soda a day.

That pic is over 10 years old. LMAO

I still have all of those books, though.

All of them.

Then the machines...

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Lol, I figured. I've seen someone post a semi-recent photo of you on here before. You literally can't even tell that it's the same person. For what it's worth, good job on getting the weight down, man. I imagine that being a pudgy, fat ass probably sucked balls.....with my poor diet and refusal to change it (because eating healthy foods doesn't even make me feel like I've eaten anything), I will probably know from experience when it inevitably catches up with me.

What are some of those books? I can't tell by looking at them.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Enterprise.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg

Ahhhhh, shit my Grandma has those. She has a HUGE Star Trek book collection. And my dad is a huge fan as well. I don't see my Grandma spaz out too much, but a couple of the few times that I've actually seen her do it, it was because my dad had borrowed her Star Trek books and was taking too long to get them back to her.

Cool shit, cool shit.

does your grandma have any hot star trek loving granddaughters?

Haha, as a matter of fact....she does. My Grandma had 3 sons, all 3 of them possessing a weird combination of being star baseball players and wrestling legends at my high school AND being Star Trek junkies. One of my female cousins is a girl who roughly 65-75% of my friends think is hot. Definitely a Star Trek fan and she moved to Joplin, MO of all places (which is 7-8 hours away from where she grew up...she grew up in the region where the rest of our family has been from for decades). But she's married. I have another cousin on the same side, single and a huge Star Trek, Terminator and Jim Carrey fan. She actually moved 2.5 hours in the opposite direction (North) of where we are from. Literally 100% of my friends think this cousin of mine is hot.

The single one, show her to me.

Ok, pm-style.

oh excellent

i must find a mate

You have two.


They are attached to the end of both arms.

i'm down for a foursome

oh she fine

Do you not like your cousin or something?

She will be my queen.

Queen of the basement! Such a high honor befitting of proper royalty.

Just ****in with ya bro.

It also brings back in donger, sorta.

Dude, I meant to respond to this one (from June 4th), but it got buried.

I've been quoted on this thread as saying ANYONE can be roasted. No matter how good the poster. ANYONE can be roasted if the attempt is approached the way it should be.

Now, I'm a huge fan of these Comedy Central roasts. Some of them have sucked, but generally speaking, I like them. Not only that, but when I am finished watching them, I think to myself, "I could totally do that shit" and spend the next few hours thinking of my own roast jokes in my head. Doesn't matter if I personally know the person or not (usually, roasters don't know the people they are roasting personally).

I have wanted an opportunity to roast someone for years.

With that said, I will say, with total confidence, that despite me being pretty n00balicious, that I can roast your ass. :)

Question is, would you be cool with it? People on here are generally easily butt-hurt...would you be cool with sitting through a roast, even if the roasts are mean-natured? Because most roasts can be perceived as straight up venomous if the person being roasted takes things personally.

Would you be cool with there being a "Chiefsplanet Roast of Hootie" thread set up, where the date is planned and various members are allowed to roast you? Like, have it organized and everything. Setting a date in advance and requiring the potential participants to specify their roast as being ****OFFICIAL**** in their response in order for it to be added to the OP?

Just give me the "ok" and I'll try to get something started.

And it's not just to pick on you. Maybe we can make it a weekly thing. Like every Monday or whatever we can have a "Chiefsplanet Roast of (insert username)" And we can take a weekly poll to decide who it is that gets roasted each week (preferably someone who has thick enough skin to handle it...for example, I don't think this Frazod character can handle a Chiefsplanet Roast of Frazod...dude seems to take things personally).

Any thoughts?

Why even ask?


Do what you want
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Don't want to step on toes.

Don't want to fail miserably if there is no interest in it from anyone other than myself.

Don't want to start something like this when most users (I think) don't have any idea who I am, for I am relatively new and haven't posted all that much here, which may decrease their interest in participating.

Don't know if it's a good idea....? Need feedback.

Don't know if people (Hootie in this case, various others in future) are thick-skinned enough to take it if the material is condescending/mean in nature although intended as jokes.

Who cares?

You will never get anywhere if you are afraid of failure, or if you wait for approval
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Are you Rams Fan?

This.

I've gotta say, I've laughed more than I thought I would...

Roast away, rip his tiny genital area off his body.

I suggest most sincerely that you wear latex gloves.

Sure.

Well, I don't want to go through with anything unless the Hootie dude gives me the "okay."

Would anyone else participate? As in, would anyone else write and post their "official" roast of Hootie?

The roast I eventually put on myself will be legendary.

You're number 69?