what has ever given you the idea that I care about how people perceive me on this site?

I know I'm hilarious. I know I'm great. I'm know I'm witty.

I don't need people to constantly remind me. It's annoying, really. You can only get so many compliments before they become meaningless.

LMAO...I just read the first 3 nominees.

I'd say that you care more about how you are perceived here than virtually anyone else.

How many times have you been banned and returned?

stupid question

I'm an absolute diehard Chiefs fan...

I once told an ex that if I had to choose between having consistent sex and never watching the Chiefs again, or never having sex but being able to watch the Chiefs...I'd take the Chiefs. And I meant it.

and up until this offseason this used to be the best place to talk about Chiefs football. It still may be but I've been turned off by the ****ing Alex Smith/Geno Smith shit so I stay away from it.

so

your theory is dumb/gay

You're not even funny even more. It's kinda sad actually. Just watching someone unravel in their own attention whoring thread. Nothing you say is even rousing anymore. Your shock value that you prided yourself on has been lost.

god damnit

any time I have to bust out the "don't care, don't care" piano twice before noon I know it's going to be a long day

Are you actually replying to someone specific here, or just rambling about your love for the Chiefs in general?

Wow. Just.... wow. You claiming you don't crave attention is like Hilter claiming he doesn't hate Jews.

I'm not saying I don't crave attention.

I'm just good at getting it.

if you want to be jealous of my talents who am I to stop you?

Well then find your funny again, man. This shit in this thread has been weak lately.

I don't mind attention whoring. CP wouldn't be the same w/o it. I'm just letting you know that i think the quality from you has dipped down. Maybe one of those chicks has drugged YOU up.

This thread needs 20 CCs of burst, STAT.

and I'm not sure how you got that out of that post anyways

I said: "I don't care what people perceive me to be on this site."

I didn't say: "I don't crave attention."

Everyone IRL and on this site know I want to be the center of attention. I'm the center of attention at bars, online, offline, in my room, jerking off, etc...

it seems to only rub the envious people the wrong way...the guys that have no original though or creativity...they hate it

"who is this guy and why is he getting all the attention?"

girls loooove it

I'm sorry that I'm good at the game.

Oh wait

no I'm not

Nobody is jealous of you, Pootie. You're a ranting toddler with an internet connection.

a fast internet connection