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Fairplay 09-07-2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I'm honestly tired of this shit. I may be a virgin but I'm as horny as the next guy. I'll beast **** any girl that gives me the chance, believe it!



This is priceless...............

Donger 09-07-2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Welcome to yesterday. I called him a cretin years ago. Now I refer to him as the Planet Eunuch. The rest of us warriors go off to war while leaving GoChiefs in charge of the harem. We know they will be safe from sexual attack since he has no interest.

Do you know why I'm referring to him as a cretin in this particular instance?

Tribal Warfare 09-07-2006 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I'm honestly tired of this shit. I may be a virgin but I'm as horny as the next guy. I'll beast **** any girl that gives me the chance, believe it!


practice with plastic vagina's casted from porn stars help's you immensely I bet. LMAO

Donger 09-07-2006 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I'm honestly tired of this shit. I may be a virgin but I'm as horny as the next guy. I'll beast **** any girl that gives me the chance, believe it!

I hear luv's easy. I'm not sure about the beast fuck part, however.

You may be setting yourself up for a fall. For your first time time, just try to get it in the aimed-for hole. If you hear the words, "That's NOT it," move up about one half inch.

Tribal Warfare 09-07-2006 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hyperliteZO6
I wish this was a football discussion thread.

The biggest threads with the most opinions either involve sex, or some form of relationship.

:shake:

it sells and gains interest, because of the nature of the subject

Hammock Parties 09-07-2006 09:38 PM

Actually.....maybe not ANY girl.

Skip Towne 09-07-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Do you know why I'm referring to him as a cretin in this particular instance?

No, I don't. I called him a cretin because of his lack of maturity both mentally and physically. A likely case of hypothyroidism. My degree is in Psychology. What is yours in?

Donger 09-07-2006 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
No, I don't. I called him a cretin because of his lack of maturity both mentally and physically. A likely case of hypothyroidism. My degree is in Psychology. What is yours in?

Which one?

Donger 09-07-2006 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Actually.....maybe not ANY girl.

Serious question: if we CP men were to pull together a few hundred bucks to get you laid by a high-class hooker, would you agree to perform?

Hammock Parties 09-07-2006 09:44 PM

You're one to talk about mental maturity, mister ad hominem. You're pretty worthless around here. All you do, for the most part, is pick fights and act like a huge jackass.

Hammock Parties 09-07-2006 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Serious question: if we CP men were to pull together a few hundred bucks to get you laid by a high-class hooker, would you agree to perform?

No.

Donger 09-07-2006 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
No.

And why is that?

DMAC 09-07-2006 09:46 PM

What if the hooker was male?

EDIT: And wearing a Boba Fett Uni.

Skip Towne 09-07-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Which one?

I'd like to see the complete list.

Hammock Parties 09-07-2006 09:49 PM

Because I have more self-respect than that. I'm not interested in sexual handouts. I'd rather do the deed on my own merits.


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