There ya go.

:thumb:

Agreed

I love pussy.

See.

Pleasant.

by the way, the best way to get out of ticket is flash the officer.

Do you consider me telling you to go fist yourself a nice thing to say?

It's Latin for plural "you", as in "You are all going with me".





See Vos, I didn't even tell her about how you thought it meant "I'll fight YOU all, then ... bring me giants!"

ROFL

It could mean ''you'' anything..but..you never answered my gawd damn question on what in the blue hell Simplex3 means?

Speaking of stupid slurs, what did you guys think of TO dissing parcells? The day after he was fired? That is a little cold, don't you think?

I'll keep that in mind :)

The fact that you are too damn stupid to recognize a little joke when you see one tells me that you fisted yourself so deep that you damaged your brains.

Dumbass.

wow... clear as mud! Thanks!

Sorry, didn't know it had been asked again.

I was a minority partner in a tech startup and my employees gave me that nickname. See, since I didn't have enough ownership to force anything I would use the fact that I had all of the industry knowledge in the ownership group to force their hand by refusing to do jobs until I got my way and generally disobeying any rules or requests I knew weren't in the company's best interest.

Anywho, my guys decided that to our majority partner I was like a bad rash that only flared up on occasion and couldn't be cured.

settle the **** down milkman. I was being counter-sarcastic. dumb-ass bitch.

I'm going to bed, nighty night.

Thanks for the detailed explanation.. :)

Party's over. Damn

Pussy. [/obligatory]

I heard that, [/while I was on the way up the steps]

Anybody have comments on the TO/Parcells comments made after Parcells retired?

TO who?

I thought T-rell owens' comments were truly harsh.

WTF? I'm on the All-TO-All-The-Time web site (espn.com) and I don't see an article on it. What did Mr. "I can't kill myself with pills" have to say this time?

Terrell Owens: Bill Parcells 'Like My Grandmother'
Posted Jan 23rd 2007 9:29AM by Michael David Smith
Filed under: Cowboys, NFC East, NFL Gossip, NFL Rumors, NFL Coaching

Terrell Owens compared Bill Parcells to his grandmother in an interview with the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, and when you see the whole context, it doesn't seem like he means Parcells is lovable and always bakes cookies:


"Coming into this season and this situation, I wanted to be positive," Owens told the Star-Telegram. "When I talked to him for the first time we left an impression on each other. I still think he is a great guy. But he is like my grandmother. You love the person, but they are stuck in their old-school ways. You can't move them from their way of thought."

Owens also said "Sometimes change is good," "I think it was needed" and "Hopefully, the owner will hire a coach to take the team to the next level." Overall, Owens doesn't give the impression that he enjoyed his experience working with Parcells. I think the feeling was mutual.

His comments today:

Updated: Jan. 24, 2007, 4:49 PM ET
Embattled Owens denies taking shots at ParcellsESPN.com news services


Dallas Cowboys embattled wide receiver Terrell Owens says he wasn't taking a shot at Bill Parcells with his comments after the Cowboys head coach announced his retirement on Monday.

Terrell Owens on ESPN Radio
Terrell Owens says he wasn't taking a shot at Bill Parcells with his comments, talks about his injured finger and his decision to stay quiet about it and not get surgery during the season. Listen

According to Tuesday's Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Owens described the locker room environment as difficult and that Parcells' old-school style of offense hurt the team.

"When I talked to [Parcells] for the first time we left an impression on each other. I still think he is a great guy. But he is like my grandmother. You love the person, but they are stuck in their old-school ways. You can't move them from their way of thought," Owens told the newspaper.

Owens spoke with ESPN Radio 103.3 in Dallas on Wednesday and claimed when he made mention about his grandmother it wasn't a shot at Parcells but that was basically saying the legendary coach is a guy that obviously has his ways of coaching.

Owens also told ESPN Radio he believed Parcells never went out of his way to improve their relationship and neither did Owens.

Owens says he tried to practice hard and play hard last season, but he did feel that Parcells mocked him during the preseason when he was injured.

"I think that by him saying that I need to get on the practice field and I that I needed to show him what I can do, I just felt him knowing the type of player that I am and what I've done to play through injuries I felt like he kind of made a mockery out of me in front of the media to say that," Owens said. "In that sense I kind of lost a sense of respect. But other than that I didn't allow it to deter me of how I practiced because I was seriously injured. "

Owens caught 85 passes for 1,180 yards and had a league-high 13 touchdowns. But he also topped the NFL with a league-high 18 dropped passes.

Owens said that hand injuries were to blame for some of the drops.

Though he often complained about offensive schemes throughout the season, he also played with an injured finger that required offseason surgery.

"I'll be the first to say that I didn't play as well as I should have. And you guys can talk about me all you want, it's really not going to change who I am as a person or a player," Owens said. "But I never said one time anything about my broken hand, anything about the torn tendon in my

Settle down?

I'm just starting to have some fun.

That's funny because I thought TO CAUGHT like MY grandmother this year.

TO is a waste of GGT (God Given Talent).

Blah, blah, blah.

That's about as good as Tomlinson telling everyone who would listen about how classy he is.

ROFL, your grandmother takes those pills (And doesn't need an ambulence) and goes to the grocery store!

If LT is such a classy guy, why does he brag about it all the time. He is about as humble as Steroid Shawne!

I am going to bed

[QUOTE=Priest4Prez]I am going to bed[/QUOTE

Good night already!

Pussy.

Do I need to explain what you've lost with this post?

SHUT UP TWAT!!
:)

Burst restored.

Usually if you're going to argue with yourself you'd create a couple of ghost accounts first.

I'm just sayin'.

whew

No s**t, Shirlock.

Wait for it...

PUSSY!


Gawd, you freaking n00bs need to pick up the slack a little. :shake:

Pussy

About f**king time.

I was trying to let somebody steal the thunder, but nobody steped up.

<-- Welcomes himself back into 2nd grade...

Yeah, this thread would go to s**t if it wasn't for us.

hence why the 12:30 thread is better than this one.

Can you just rename that one "The non-s**tty 10pm thread"?

heh

I missed out on the 1230 thread.

I'll give you a C for effort.

Give it a few hours

Hate to break it to you, but I'm going to have to be a pussy before 12:30.

I'll have to check it out, but it's only 9:10 here and I'll be getting up in mere hours to go to work - so I have to be getting to bed soon. :(

Shame on you! He's not even old enough for R rated movies!!

Shouldn't you be at work?

I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

I'm afraid it would bounce right off my flabby, lazy gut. :(

Not working tonight. I do get days off here and there.

Holy crap. There's a font named "Berylium". Sure it's misspelled, but that's still cool.

.

Nice, how are you doing on your quest?

Not very well. However, google just recently started returning hits on a site only search, though, and Yahoo still doesn't. We'll get there.

I don't remember authorizing that. :p

How many f**king fonts do I *have* on here?

Last night there was a quadriple murder-suicide 10 blocks away from my house, and tonight the police helicopter keeps circling my area. Damn, this used to be good neighborhood.

Looks like I didn't miss anything during my two hour nap