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Marcellus 10-08-2014 03:31 PM

LMAO :clap::clap::clap::clap: Pure genius.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-08-2014 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10994634)
And now, he literally never will.....

Shit I forgot again!

crazycoffey 10-08-2014 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10994922)
Shit I forgot again!

How many cats have you killed this week?

Katipan 10-08-2014 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10994650)
If it's with Flopnuts, for your own safety you better choose the side that forms an obtuse angle with the ground.

Wait, that's the leaning tower of Pisa. Nevermind.

It's already acute one.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-08-2014 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10994945)
How many cats have you killed this week?

I blame the pot

Hammock Parties 10-08-2014 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10994628)
This was the first one I wrote over the period of two or three days. I spent one or two hours each day drafting an outline and writing it. Usually I get an idea, sketch a few points out, and just poop it out in about 30 minutes. For this one, the length and story development required more organization. Once I got the Animal Farm idea, I actually went to the library to grab a copy and started thinking about the posters most befitting of some of the characters/animals, apart from Phobia as Napoleon, who was the inspiration for this thing in the first place.

You're right that not everything can be as good as this, but when you have nearly unlimited directions and material to work with in the case of Phobia, you almost can't do justice by writing standard roasts.

And people would probably agree with me that the best roasts I've done so far are the ones that are more satire than they are a string of jokes and insults.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...Condescend.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 10-08-2014 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10994628)
This was the first one I wrote over the period of two or three days. I spent one or two hours each day drafting an outline and writing it. Usually I get an idea, sketch a few points out, and just poop it out in about 30 minutes. For this one, the length and story development required more organization. Once I got the Animal Farm idea, I actually went to the library to grab a copy and started thinking about the posters most befitting of some of the characters/animals, apart from Phobia as Napoleon, who was the inspiration for this thing in the first place.

You're right that not everything can be as good as this, but when you have nearly unlimited directions and material to work with in the case of Phobia, you almost can't do justice by writing standard roasts.

And people would probably agree with me that the best roasts I've done so far are the ones that are more satire than they are a string of jokes and insults.

ROFL So that was pretty much the motivation to do all of these huh? Seriously though, I much prefer the satire.

crazycoffey 10-08-2014 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10994952)
It's already acute one.

Yeah you are...... :Snare,snare;high hat:

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-08-2014 08:22 PM

There is no point to do another roast, because that isn't being topped.

RealSNR 10-09-2014 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10995100)

I was with my girlfriend last night when I said, "Hey, how about a blow job?"

"My, that's awfully presumptuous of you," she said.

"My, 'presumptuous' is an awfully big word for a 12 year old"

Baby Lee 10-09-2014 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10995848)
I was with my girlfriend last night when I said, "Hey, how about a blow job?"

"My, that's awfully presumptuous of you," she said.

"My, 'presumptuous' is an awfully big word for a 12 year old"

I'm gonna level with you sir, I am not a welder.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-09-2014 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10995848)
I was with my girlfriend last night when I said, "Hey, how about a blow job?"

"My, that's awfully presumptuous of you," she said.

"My, 'presumptuous' is an awfully big word for a 12 year old"

See, SNR has it figured out. Besides that, you know why hand jobs are better from 12 year olds?

Small hands make your dick look bigger!

RealSNR 10-12-2014 01:10 PM

25. ChiefsCountry

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/A...idSlzWYkem.jpg

This name is now the first one of the top 25. We're nearing the end of this thing, so if a borderline name hasn't been called yet, now is the time. After making two moderator selections in the last three picks, with one of them being a legend and central figure in the history of Chiefs Planet, the Listmaker has a lot of pressure on him going into the first selections of the Top 25.

This guy has some great numbers. He's got a join date of January 2004, so he's been a member for 10 years, and forum experience is something that this listmaker really values when making his picks. Nearly 29,000 posts, good for a 7.31 ppd average, and most of those posts were in football threads in tough and dicey discussions. He's a 7-time participant in the CP Mock Draft and draft master for two of those years. I was at those two drafts personally, and I saw some REALLY good OP updates that were prompt and accurate. That's a skill that not enough observers talk about, but I can assure you that listmakers everywhere are taking note of their background and success in that area. You've got a poster in PGM, an otherwise consistent lock for the top 20 getting picked much earlier, and it's probably due to his deficiencies in OP updating that had him dropping on a lot of boards.

That's a pretty damn good resume, but this guy isn't without a lot of question marks especially when he's being considered for the top 25. For one, his post lengths leave a lot to be desired. Compared to some posters like Sorter, OnTheWarpath58, and Direckshun who went before him, the length in his football posts is too brief too often with not enough detail. Good usage of stats to make his arguments, but hardly any follow-up analysis is ever provided. A solid career post rate and post count is always nice, but you also have to go back and watch the threads to see how successful you can be if you get in a back-and-forth with the guy. You see a volley of 1 or 2 points, then he disappears to let others make his arguments for him.

There also just isn't much flash to him. He's all about business, which can be good, because he sticks to the facts and not the factions, but there's never any humor. In the minds of a lot of fans of this top 101 countdown, that indicates a lack of burst, and could potentially lead to long periods of absence, where he gets tied down with his job or family and doesn't have time for Chiefs Planet. That's just fine if we're talking ranks 50, 60, or 70, but 25th? Taking a giant leap there.

That being said, if history is any indication, this is a classic listmaker pick. You can do worse than a solid and loyal long-time contributor who can help drive football talk and even dabble in the NBA, MLB, and NHL on the side. Even if it's a bit crazy to see him this high, it's definitely better late than never, I suppose.

With the 76th selection in the 2014 Top 101 CP Posters list, the Listmaker selects Chiefs Country, Drafturbator, somewhere in the Ozarks(?)

Mr. Flopnuts 10-12-2014 01:22 PM

:clap: Clever. I like what you did there.

Baby Lee 10-12-2014 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11008149)
25. ChiefsCountry

Is this a roast, or a press guide blurb?


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