For all the shit you give Dane, insulting someone's wife is just as pathetic. Get a grip dude, your posting style is going downhill. You went from mildly entertaining to full reerun.

That sounds about right I would say.

3 or 4?

so what were the first two you were ok with?

The key to Hootie is understanding his self-loathing. He actually has a decent mind, but for whatever reason, he has chosen not to utilize it. Inside, that REALLY bothers him, but he covers that with bluster and what is being displayed here.

Shame, honestly.

I've got nice hands as well.

I bet your wife sucked a ton of dick before she ended up with you.

Fair enough?

It's ok, I think dick sucking is a good thing.

Hootie is just throwing shit out there and people are falling all over themselves for it.

Pure comedy gold.

Donger would you quit jacking off to how great my mind is. It's started to bother me.

He's not really insulting the wife. He's insulting the husband by describing the fictitious person who, if his negative view of the husband is true, would marry the husband. Hootie doesn't know Frazod's wife.

Seems like your act plays better at night, Pootie. More of the kiddies are on then.

I'm just trying to help you.

I feel like I need to hire you to follow me around and then describe my intentions to everyone I offend.

I think it would make me a more likable person.

is that how you spell likable because it looks like lickable and I'm already god damn lickable