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Fairplay 06-07-2013 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9735664)
I'm afraid you kids will have to largely entertain yourselves today.

But I'll pop in from time to time to keep things moving.



pootie should be waking up from his hangover after being nudged awake so his partner can go to work.

Frazod 06-07-2013 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9735675)
Yeah...guys with tits are much more masculine than athletes.

Is that what gets you sweaty, Princess?

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 09:08 AM

I guess this thread is pretty cool

Saul Good 06-07-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9735680)
Is that what gets you sweaty, Princess?

Running 5 miles gets me sweaty.

Standing up from a seated position gets you sweaty.

Different strokes...

Iowanian 06-07-2013 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9735689)
Running 5 miles gets me sweaty.

Standing up from a seated position gets you sweaty.

Different strokes...

Stop it. Bullying hurts.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...70276413-7.gif

Frazod 06-07-2013 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9735689)
Running 5 miles gets me sweaty.

Standing up from a seated position gets you sweaty.

Different strokes...

Do you pretend like you're running from some scary fat guy?

NewChief 06-07-2013 09:17 AM

And... they're off!

Frazod 06-07-2013 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9735699)

From these queers, it just tickles.

Saul Good 06-07-2013 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9735700)
Do you pretend like you're running from some scary fat guy?

Running? No. Rascals don't go very fast.

BigCatDaddy 06-07-2013 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9735704)
And... they're off!

Like a shirtless Terrance Cody running the 40.

Iowanian 06-07-2013 09:20 AM

Someday, Hootie, Fraz, flop and native will mend their fences. It will probably look like
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...0275276-12.gif

vailpass 06-07-2013 09:22 AM

It's going to get up to 112 degrees here in Phoenix today.

Saul Good 06-07-2013 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9735719)
It's going to get up to 112 degrees here in Phoenix today.

72 and sunny here. Going to smoke a Cuban over lunch.

vailpass 06-07-2013 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9735729)
72 and sunny here. Going to smoke a Cuban over lunch.

Perfect weather. What did the Cuban do to deserve that?

Frazod 06-07-2013 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9735713)
Someday, Hootie, Fraz, flop and native will mend their fences. It will probably look like
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...0275276-12.gif

I get to be Jamie? Cool. I'd like to keep the hand, though.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9735713)
Someday, Hootie, Fraz, flop and native will mend their fences. It will probably look like
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...0275276-12.gif

Heh, don't lump me in with the rest of those guys. Shit happened. I addressed it. I'm way over it.

ShortRoundChief 06-07-2013 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9735697)
[IMG].]

Hey I'd really appreciate it if you would quit posting pics that evade the language filter dumbass.

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9735753)
Hey I'd really appreciate it if you would quit posting pics that evade the language filter dumbass.

No wai LOL I such a rebel.

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9735753)
Hey I'd really appreciate it if you would quit posting pics that evade the language filter dumbass.

But srsly K

Backwards Masking 06-07-2013 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9735753)
Hey I'd really appreciate it if you would quit posting pics that evade the language filter dumbass.

you should get a job at the FCC, then you'd get paid to censor other people

NewChief 06-07-2013 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9735747)
Heh, don't lump me in with the rest of those guys. Shit happened. I addressed it. I'm way over it.

I missed your part in the fray. Reader's digest version?

Iowanian 06-07-2013 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9735747)
Heh, don't lump me in with the rest of those guys. Shit happened. I addressed it. I'm way over it.

Don't tell me what to do or I'll tell everyone that your arms are so short you have to use a toilet brush and a swifter duster to wipe your own ass.

Saul Good 06-07-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9735664)
I'm afraid you kids will have to largely entertain yourselves today.

But I'll pop in from time to time to keep things moving.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9735665)
Off to the gym? LMAO

Mystery solved

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=273652

cosmo20002 06-07-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9735729)
72 and sunny here. Going to smoke a Cuban over lunch.

Wait, are we talking about people?

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-07-2013 10:09 AM

I didn't think any thread could be as nasty as the Smoking Ban thread in DC from a few years back.

I was wrong.

Backwards Masking 06-07-2013 10:14 AM

Mystery solved - Saul Good

ROFL

Frazod 06-07-2013 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9735729)
72 and sunny here. Going to smoke a Cuban over lunch.

Nice day in Kansas.

While Saul is trying to puff up to impress vailpass, what this actually means is he's going to go blow the gardener while his wife is shopping.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9735761)
I missed your part in the fray. Reader's digest version?

If you're at 80 posts per page it's on page 62 or something. It was nasty. He said some nasty things to me, I said some nasty things to him, he lives in my head, and I walked away from it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9735769)
Don't tell me what to do or I'll tell everyone that your arms are so short you have to use a toilet brush and a swifter duster to wipe your own ass.

LMAO You ****ing crack me up. I wish I had some level of your originality. I mean, I'm fresher than a mother****er (sorry Saul), but even I can't come up with that shit.

P.S - My wife wipes my ass. With her tongue.

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9735916)

P.S - My wife wipes my ass. With her tongue.

http://images.craigslist.org/3L73I63...88ba2415b4.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9735943)

Strange. That's usually the exact look on her face when she's done.

ThaVirus 06-07-2013 11:11 AM

Ya gotta lol at Omaha jumping in on the dogpile after learning Fraz is fat.

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9735953)
Strange. That's usually the exact look on her face when she's done.

Plus some brown and/or green around the mouth.

RunKC 06-07-2013 11:12 AM

I've been reading this thread and all I can say is....dayum.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9735963)
I've been reading this thread and all I can say is....dayum.

This is how bacon is supposed to be...

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9735962)
Plus some brown and/or green around the mouth.

Nah, bruh. Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9735835)
Nice day in Kansas.

While Saul is trying to puff up to impress vailpass, what this actually means is he's going to go blow the gardener while his wife is shopping.

KCNative isn't Cuban. Saul is one of the good guys here as are you. But like you he brooks no shit. Hate to see you guys sparring like this but it is the Planet.

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9735984)
KCNative isn't Cuban. Saul is one of the good guys here as are you. But like you he brooks no shit. Hate to see you guys sparring like this but it is the Planet.

frazod is one of the GREAT guys!!!!!!!

Frazod 06-07-2013 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9735984)
KCNative isn't Cuban. Saul is one of the good guys here as are you. But like you he brooks no shit. Hate to see you guys sparring like this but it is the Planet.

native's not the gardener - he's the landscaper.

And as for Saul (much like native), he just can't quit me.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...6oStL-_8G1wwkA

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9735989)
frazod is one of the GREAT guys!!!!!!!

Yeah I enjoy his style. A few years back I made comments about his wife that I've regretted ever since. Below the belt shit that was uncalled for. Let this be my public apology for that.

Backwards Masking 06-07-2013 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9735997)
Yeah I enjoy his style. A few years back I made comments about his wife that I've regretted ever since. Below the belt shit that was uncalled for. Let this be my public apology for that.

what a flip flopper. GW would be ashamed

Frazod 06-07-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9735997)
Yeah I enjoy his style. A few years back I made comments about his wife that I've regretted ever since. Below the belt shit that was uncalled for. Let this be my public apology for that.

Water under the bridge, dude. We both said shitty things we shouldn't have. My apologies as well.

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9736014)
Water under the bridge, dude. We both said shitty things we shouldn't have. My apologies as well.

Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/...tearjerker.jpg

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9736014)
Water under the bridge, dude. We both said shitty things we shouldn't have. My apologies as well.

Cool. Thanks.

Iowanian 06-07-2013 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9735916)
P.S - My wife wipes my ass. With her tongue.

I guess that explains those Taco Flavored kisses gochiefs has been telling us about

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...FzDLGP89gRcSuQ

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-07-2013 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9736023)

FYP :thumb:

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Backwards Masking (Post 9736011)
what a flip flopper. GW would be ashamed

Shut up tool.

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9736032)
FYP :thumb:

LMAO nice.

Frazod 06-07-2013 11:35 AM

GROUP HUG EVERYBODY

:grouphug:

Donger 06-07-2013 11:36 AM

http://auteurs_production.s3.amazona...lechina001.jpg

Is it getting warm in here?

Donger 06-07-2013 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9736032)
FYP :thumb:

****.

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9736035)
GROUP HUG EVERYBODY

:grouphug:

Yeah, no. You and Floppy would kill the rest of us.

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9736035)
GROUP HUG EVERYBODY

:grouphug:

Not now my wife just tookher bikini top off to tan.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-07-2013 11:38 AM

Whoever had "successive images will feature Kurt Russell without a prior reference" just got a huge payout.

Donger 06-07-2013 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9736047)
Whoever had "successive images will feature Kurt Russell without a prior reference" just got a huge payout.

Yeah, that was weird. You must be in my head, or vice versa.

Frazod 06-07-2013 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9736041)
Yeah, no. You and Floppy would kill the rest of us.

Well, not all of you. :)

Nzoner 06-07-2013 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9735719)
It's going to get up to 112 degrees here in Phoenix today.

I'll be in Flagstaff next week :toast:

vailpass 06-07-2013 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9736079)
I'll be in Flagstaff next week :toast:

The weather in Flag is much better. Beautiful country, enjoy your trip.Hope the trains don't keep you up at night.

Thig Lyfe 06-07-2013 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9736035)
GROUP HUG EVERYBODY

:grouphug:

YAAAAAY!

Does this mean you're taking me off ignore, fraz???

(Somebody please quote this so he can see it)

vailpass 06-07-2013 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9736111)
YAAAAAY!

Does this mean you're taking me off ignore, fraz???

(Somebody please quote this so he can see it)

Quoted.

Nzoner 06-07-2013 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9736109)
The weather in Flag is much better. Beautiful country, enjoy your trip.Hope the trains don't keep you up at night.

Going for a wedding I'll be hammered and sleep like a baby.

vailpass 06-07-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9736127)
Going for a wedding I'll be hammered and sleep like a baby.

Attaboy.

Backwards Masking 06-07-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9736033)
Shut up tool.

maybe should ask Frazod to come to your closet for a round of "7 Minutes In Heaven" just to make it official?

Wussy

Frazod 06-07-2013 12:24 PM

The strife junkies get angry when people aren't fighting.

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-07-2013 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9736175)
The strife junkies get angry when people aren't fighting.

I properly direct my strife at the Chiefs, and at anyone wearing red and gold glasses.

Hating is fun. Let's face it; the Chiefs just don't do much right.

vailpass 06-07-2013 12:29 PM

Pool side, marg in hand, hot topless wife next to me. Let someone else do the fighting.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 12:34 PM

Pleasant turn of events.

Nzoner 06-07-2013 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9736183)
Pool side, marg in hand, hot topless wife next to me. Let someone else do the fighting.

The only thing that would make that picture better is a hot topless wife on me.

crazycoffey 06-07-2013 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9736183)
Pool side, marg in hand, hot topless wife next to me. Let someone else do the fighting.

Pics?

Hootie 06-07-2013 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9735713)
Someday, Hootie, Fraz, flop and native will mend their fences. It will probably look like
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...0275276-12.gif

why is Frazod wearing a blue snow cap?

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9736193)
Pleasant turn of events.

Go **** yourself, fatfat

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9736203)
Go **** yourself, fatfat

I just **** my rolls for self pleasure. Put some Crisco, or maybe some olive oil in there, and then use it to fry chicken after I'm done.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 12:39 PM

Wanna come over for supper?

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9736207)
Wanna come over for supper?

Only if its extra salty.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9736208)
Only if its extra salty.

Double ****ing battered, baby!

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9736209)
Double ****ing battered, baby!

I'll bring potato salad
















With extra mayo

Mr. Flopnuts 06-07-2013 12:42 PM

Wait until you try my colespluge.

vailpass 06-07-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9736194)
The only thing that would make that picture better is a hot topless wife on me.

I'll share my booze, share my house, share my table. But not my sweet little thing. She's my pride and joy.Cheers.

patteeu 06-07-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9734485)
Wings don't help maneuvering in a vacuum and microgravity. Unless they are some kind of special wings, I suppose.

Are they special wings, GoChiefs?

If maneuvering rockets are displaced from the center of gravity of the vehicle (e.g. by being placed at the end of a "wing") they can generate more torque with the same amount of thrust than if they're closer to the CoG. :shrug:

Donger 06-07-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9736225)
If maneuvering rockets are displaced from the center of gravity of the vehicle (e.g. by being placed at the end of a "wing") they can generate more torque with the same amount of thrust than if they're closer to the CoG. :shrug:

Yes. But do they produce lift?

Sassy Squatch 06-07-2013 12:51 PM

God damn it patteau, why did you bring that back up.


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