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Perineum Ripper 05-27-2014 09:47 AM

Good man

Fish 05-27-2014 10:17 AM

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OSgiH0L43NY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dayze 05-27-2014 10:36 AM

LMAO
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Pepe Silvia 05-27-2014 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10653094)
LMAO
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Could you imagine if dogs had to get up every day for work?

Dayze 05-27-2014 11:04 AM

my dogs look at me like I'm crazy when I get up to go to work.
then when they get up to follow me around, they look miserable lol.

except my female german short-haired (she was the runt I suspect)....that dog will sleep through a nuclear war. she'll be asleep in the living room, and you can pick her up to take her to her bed in our bedroom; set her down, and she never even opens her eyes. lol

Radar Chief 05-27-2014 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10653094)
LMAO
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Oddly enough that was my reaction to the alarm clock this morning too.

Dayze 05-27-2014 12:47 PM

I love the still-pose / snapshot of the video before it starts. The dog is half sitting up like ".....the ****"?

OldSchool 05-27-2014 02:46 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/84119842.gif

OldSchool 05-27-2014 02:48 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84118856.gif

OldSchool 05-27-2014 02:49 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84118869.gif

OldSchool 05-27-2014 02:50 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84118878.gif

OldSchool 05-27-2014 10:53 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84120941.gif

OldSchool 05-27-2014 10:55 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84120970.gif

OldSchool 05-27-2014 10:59 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...8/84120736.gif

Gadzooks 05-27-2014 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10655013)

Why does everybody have to die in the gifs you post?

OldSchool 05-27-2014 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10655037)
Why does everybody have to die in the gifs you post?

Everybody dies in the gifs I post? I highly doubt that. Those guys didn't die, they just got knocked down for being idiots. ROFL

Gadzooks 05-27-2014 11:22 PM

I really wonder sometimes...:hmmm:

-King- 05-27-2014 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10653538)

LMAOLMAOLMAO Last dude realizes "This probably wasn't a good idea" at the last second and tries to cover his nuts.

Gadzooks 05-27-2014 11:40 PM

He's dead now.

Johnny Vegas 05-28-2014 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10655039)
Everybody dies in the gifs I post? I highly doubt that. Those guys didn't die, they just got knocked down for being idiots. ROFL

Like 6 buckets were kicked. They dead.

Radar Chief 05-28-2014 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10655013)

WTF does he sit there cooking off the fuse? It's like they're trying to blow the boat up.

thecoffeeguy 05-28-2014 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10653059)
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OSgiH0L43NY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Only in Russia... ROFL

Dayze 05-28-2014 10:38 AM

For Sale: 18 Wheeler
Car Fax - May have flood damage

frankotank 05-28-2014 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10653059)
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10655037)
Why does everybody have to die in the gifs you post?

hahaha!
hey...leave him alone. Fish is the one to watch. I was honestly afraid to click on that dang video cause Fish be posting so sick shit man! LMAO

Dayze 05-28-2014 12:46 PM

LMAO
so true
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/...69977840_n.jpg

Dayze 05-28-2014 12:53 PM

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/..._8741736_n.jpg

Mr. Plow 05-28-2014 01:43 PM

I seriously need a laser pointer.


http://i.imgur.com/9cv0ptk.gif

ThaVirus 05-28-2014 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10655807)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10655966)
I seriously need a laser pointer.


http://i.imgur.com/9cv0ptk.gif

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Animals bring me so much joy.

Mr. Plow 05-28-2014 02:03 PM

It apparently works with bugs as well......



http://i.imgur.com/1LKhsVp.gif

Archie F. Swin 05-28-2014 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10655966)
I seriously need a laser pointer.


http://i.imgur.com/9cv0ptk.gif

damn...can he run a post?

jd1020 05-28-2014 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10655807)

If I cant see you, you cant see me!

Dayze 05-28-2014 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 10656050)
damn...can he run a post?

fluid hips; quick off the jam. deep threat.

Dayze 05-28-2014 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10656116)
If I cant see you, you cant see me!

dogs kick so much ass.

when my lab is laying down trying to sleep; if she farts she gets spooked and runs off.

Amnorix 05-28-2014 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10656119)
fluid hips; quick off the jam. deep threat.


Very solid vertical leap. Willing to sacrifice the body. Aggressive.

Dayze 05-28-2014 03:10 PM

hear he had off the field issues; reportedly with cat nip.

OldSchool 05-28-2014 10:13 PM

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OldSchool 05-28-2014 10:18 PM

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OldSchool 05-28-2014 10:20 PM

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Rain Man 05-28-2014 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10657015)


Screw the Colts.

Fish 05-28-2014 10:35 PM

Sisters **** everything up..

500 Pounds of Marijuana Shipped to Auto Shop By Mistake

A North Carolina entrepreneur received the unique opportunity earlier this week to abandon his debt and start a new and exciting life as black-market marijuana dealer. Unfortunately, before the man had a chance to decide what to do with the several hundred pounds of marijuana that was delivered to his business by mistake, his sister stepped in and ruined everything.

A few days ago, 35-year-old Miguel Garcia showed up ready to start another day at his business, Boom Boom Car and Audio. The man admits that while his passion lies in the automotive trade, it has not been the easiest way to earn a living. "Well we had to ask for a lot of loans. We’re actually in debt, but were moving slowly," he told NBC News. "This is actually my third shot at it. Hopefully it does work out."

Later that day, Garcia received a huge and unexpected shipment from California, which he believed was sent by one of his wholesalers. “The description said chrome accessories and dash kits and that's basically what we sell,” he said. “So my first thought was maybe a vendor had sent it to me to resell it.”

When Garcia opened the package, he did not find anything resembling car audio components; instead, he discovered a hefty load of Cali-Maui-Wowie -- a whopping 500 pounds of it.

Now, this is where we suspect Garcia may have had a momentary lapse of reason and had visions of himself living the high life thanks to his new career as the cannabis kingpin of North Carolina. Sadly, his dream was squashed shortly after he realized his sister was on the phone to the police.

When authorities arrived, it took them over an hour to load the marijuana in the back of a vehicle and take it away to be destroyed. But, before they left, officers were kind enough to rub some salt in Garcia’s wound -- informing him that the shipment was worth an estimated $250,000.

Rasputin 05-28-2014 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10657034)
Sisters **** everything up..

500 Pounds of Marijuana Shipped to Auto Shop By Mistake

A North Carolina entrepreneur received the unique opportunity earlier this week to abandon his debt and start a new and exciting life as black-market marijuana dealer. Unfortunately, before the man had a chance to decide what to do with the several hundred pounds of marijuana that was delivered to his business by mistake, his sister stepped in and ruined everything.

A few days ago, 35-year-old Miguel Garcia showed up ready to start another day at his business, Boom Boom Car and Audio. The man admits that while his passion lies in the automotive trade, it has not been the easiest way to earn a living. "Well we had to ask for a lot of loans. We’re actually in debt, but were moving slowly," he told NBC News. "This is actually my third shot at it. Hopefully it does work out."

Later that day, Garcia received a huge and unexpected shipment from California, which he believed was sent by one of his wholesalers. “The description said chrome accessories and dash kits and that's basically what we sell,” he said. “So my first thought was maybe a vendor had sent it to me to resell it.”

When Garcia opened the package, he did not find anything resembling car audio components; instead, he discovered a hefty load of Cali-Maui-Wowie -- a whopping 500 pounds of it.

Now, this is where we suspect Garcia may have had a momentary lapse of reason and had visions of himself living the high life thanks to his new career as the cannabis kingpin of North Carolina. Sadly, his dream was squashed shortly after he realized his sister was on the phone to the police.

When authorities arrived, it took them over an hour to load the marijuana in the back of a vehicle and take it away to be destroyed. But, before they left, officers were kind enough to rub some salt in Garcia’s wound -- informing him that the shipment was worth an estimated $250,000.


Nice find/Bump


What ever happened to Bump? Haven't seen him post for a while.

Mr. Plow 05-29-2014 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10657114)
Nice find/Bump


What ever happened to Bump? Haven't seen him post for a while.


He got stoned and forgot about CP.

Radar Chief 05-29-2014 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10657004)

Father of the year.
Or, a little something uncle and nephew don't go gabbing to mom about.

Amnorix 05-29-2014 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10657284)
Father of the year.
Or, a little something uncle and nephew don't go gabbing to mom about.


Sooo....even if that goes perfectly well, the little car thing still crashes into the real car that is like five feet in front of the end of the ramp, right? Not that the kid would likely be going fast enough to get hurt but still....WTF?

Amnorix 05-29-2014 07:33 AM

:LOL: Of course I can sympathize. Whenever the plow truck comes by and walls you in after you JUST finished clearing the driveway. :cuss: :cuss:


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...if?w=350&h=194

Hawk 05-29-2014 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10657004)

Why do I picture this guy saying "Hey, hold my beer and watch this." Seriously, who thought this was a god idea?

Dayze 05-29-2014 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10657004)

big deal. kid had a roll cage.

Omaha 05-29-2014 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk (Post 10657321)
Why do I picture this guy saying "Hey, hold my beer and watch this." Seriously, who thought this was a god idea?

The guy in the jorts? :shrug:

Rain Man 05-29-2014 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10657351)
big deal. kid had a roll cage.

And the airbag didn't even go off.

Dayze 05-29-2014 11:20 AM

must have been one of those cheap Fiat Abarth's

beach tribe 05-29-2014 11:35 AM

100% true story.
My friends and I got drunk when we were about 15, and we took turns cramming each other in that exact toy car and launching it into end over ends down a huge hill.
It was like wearing a roll cage.

Omaha 05-29-2014 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10657804)
100% true story.
My friends and I got drunk when we were about 15, and we took turns cramming each other in that exact toy car and launching it into end over ends down a huge hill.
It was like wearing a roll cage.


Ah. That explains a lot.

Dayze 05-29-2014 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10657804)
100% true story.
My friends and I got drunk when we were about 15, and we took turns cramming each other in that exact toy car and launching it into end over ends down a huge hill.
It was like wearing a roll cage.

:eek:

Dayze 05-29-2014 07:28 PM

seriously though, that sounds funny as shit. My buddies and I would do the same but in an old rickety wagon. lol. It's a wonder we didn't die.

Dr. Gigglepants 05-29-2014 09:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TUPDUkA.gif

I want to spot this guy

penguinz 05-30-2014 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10657804)
100% true story.
My friends and I got drunk when we were about 15, and we took turns cramming each other in that exact toy car and launching it into end over ends down a huge hill.
It was like wearing a roll cage.

Bull shit.

Dayze 05-30-2014 07:27 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...42651539_n.jpg

Dayze 05-30-2014 09:52 AM

http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...2014/05/13.jpg

http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...14_IXn3DW1.gif

Good hit to jar the ball loose. No penalty on the defender.
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_6QyxVP.gif

I got this...
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_SVuLQk.gif

Cool. a ball!......shit shit shit shit......shit shit!
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_bJUCBa.gif

LMAO
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_A3dFKI.gif

a little slow reflexes
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_izUZ1N.gif

False Start on the offense.
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_wFslH1.gif

listopencil 05-30-2014 11:18 AM

I laughed at one point when an announcer guy goes, "Ahhh...Allah...Allah ah ta-ta ta ta ta." I assume that this translates into, "Oh god. Oooh, oh God. Oooh."

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listopencil 05-30-2014 11:22 AM

The multiple dropping tennis ball one is great. I force my dog to play fetch by bringing two of them into the front yard. He's a fetch asshole: He'll grab it and run off, trying to get you to chase him. So I throw one and when he comes back for the taunt I show him the other. He gets so upset that he doesn't have the one in my hand that he drops the other one. I throw it and he runs off chasing it. Pick up the one he just dropped, wash-rinse-repeat.

Pepe Silvia 05-30-2014 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10660237)
Good hit to jar the ball loose. No penalty on the defender.
http://cdn.thebarkpost.com/wp-conten...014_6QyxVP.gif

Yep, he had his chances. Good no call.

Radar Chief 05-30-2014 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10660398)
I laughed at one point when an announcer guy goes, "Ahhh...Allah...Allah ah ta-ta ta ta ta." I assume that this translates into, "Oh god. Oooh, oh God. Oooh."

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IaRVmRL6ZcQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The yellow Beemer that threw the driver out is hilarious.
The blue Nissan that went through the crowed and sent bodies flying, not so much.

The red Mazda losing all four of it's wheels at once is pretty good, though mechanically I'm not even sure how that is possible, unless he just changed wheels and only had the lug nuts on finger tight.

Amnorix 05-30-2014 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10660545)
The yellow Beemer that threw the driver out is hilarious.
The blue Nissan that went through the crowed and sent bodies flying, not so much.

The red Mazda losing all four of it's wheels at once is pretty good, though mechanically I'm not even sure how that is possible, unless he just changed wheels and only had the lug nuts on finger tight.


The one that I didn't get was when the car was clearly out of control and a bunch of Arab-seeming guys are just standing there in the potential line of fire AND NOT MOVING. I mean, the car is veering all over the place and everyone is just hoping it won't go flying into them (as another car did later in the vid)?!? WTF?

EDIT: The one beginning at about 0:55.

Dayze 05-30-2014 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10660398)
I laughed at one point when an announcer guy goes, "Ahhh...Allah...Allah ah ta-ta ta ta ta." I assume that this translates into, "Oh god. Oooh, oh God. Oooh."

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IaRVmRL6ZcQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

drifting...LMAO
whata dumbass 'sport'.

Dayze 05-30-2014 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10660409)
The multiple dropping tennis ball one is great. I force my dog to play fetch by bringing two of them into the front yard. He's a fetch asshole: He'll grab it and run off, trying to get you to chase him. So I throw one and when he comes back for the taunt I show him the other. He gets so upset that he doesn't have the one in my hand that he drops the other one. I throw it and he runs off chasing it. Pick up the one he just dropped, wash-rinse-repeat.

LMAO
one of my dogs has always run after it and picked it up....then drops it about 1/2 from getting back to me as a "FU".

Halfcan 05-30-2014 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10660545)
The yellow Beemer that threw the driver out is hilarious.
The blue Nissan that went through the crowed and sent bodies flying, not so much.

The red Mazda losing all four of it's wheels at once is pretty good, though mechanically I'm not even sure how that is possible, unless he just changed wheels and only had the lug nuts on finger tight.

ROFL

Radar Chief 05-30-2014 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 10660576)
The one that I didn't get was when the car was clearly out of control and a bunch of Arab-seeming guys are just standing there in the potential line of fire AND NOT MOVING. I mean, the car is veering all over the place and everyone is just hoping it won't go flying into them (as another car did later in the vid)?!? WTF?

EDIT: The one beginning at about 0:55.

They must have imported some rally car fans.

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REDHOTGTO 05-30-2014 04:29 PM

^^^gosh what could possibly go wrong by standing next to the track with 100mph cars whizzing by on dirt?^^^

Baby Lee 05-30-2014 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10660398)
I laughed at one point when an announcer guy goes, "Ahhh...Allah...Allah ah ta-ta ta ta ta." I assume that this translates into, "Oh god. Oooh, oh God. Oooh."

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IaRVmRL6ZcQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The one at 1:27 is ridiculous. He wasn't even up to speed. Just aimlessly 'I think I'll drive into thing that could wreck me around.

Aries Walker 05-30-2014 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by REDHOTGTO (Post 10660971)
^^^gosh what could possibly go wrong by standing next to the track with 100mph cars whizzing by on dirt?^^^

Or ice?

Valiant 05-30-2014 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10660626)
drifting...LMAO
whata dumbass 'sport'.

I enjoy watching drifting when professionals do it. Average moron? not so much.

also, 2:06. They say ratatatata.

Valiant 05-30-2014 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10660729)
They must have imported some rally car fans.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eYIH7ApCxoM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

now I know where the influence for the original deathrace came from.

Baby Lee 05-31-2014 09:49 AM

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beach tribe 05-31-2014 12:37 PM

Creepy kids edition:
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In58men 05-31-2014 12:44 PM

Clay does this


beach tribe 05-31-2014 12:59 PM

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Hammock Parties 05-31-2014 02:06 PM

Jesus.

http://i.minus.com/ibbV4myWu4U0ai.gif

LoneWolf 05-31-2014 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10662534)

Hey, it's another douchebag on a motorcycle. We can only hope later that day he crashed his bike into a flaming AIDS tree.

Pepe Silvia 05-31-2014 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10662534)

There was no safe haven, just cars everywhere.

Dayze 05-31-2014 10:53 PM

how do we know it wasn't emergency riding? looks like the light turns red and his only escape route was betwen the cars; or else plow into the back of the white car. not to mention the silver van making a u-turn.


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