I had no idea they were recording me.


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ROFL That happens all the time too.

I saw another one where Frank Gore's head came out of his asshole.

So everyone knows, no kids were on the bus and the driver got off the bus before it caught on fire.

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Feel so bad for this kid, lol.

They used the word "friend" about a hundred times in that article. The producers didn't do that kid any favors.

friend zone for life

You've got to figure that chick at least gives him a mouth hug at some point, right? I mean the dude saved her life. Least she can do is give the kid 2 minutes of pure bliss, no?

No, I had something similar happen in 2000. Group of us went to haunted houses in KC. Cute girl I know walks out in front of a cab flying by. I jump out and yank her back in and then jump back myself. I am not a ginger, I did not get hit.

No bj,hj or zj. I should ask her about it. She is a lead singer of the Beautiful Bodies now.

What did that dumbass think was going to happen when he slapped a cop with his underwear?

LMAO

LMAO

I had no idea ebaumsworld was still a thing until they started showing up in this thread awhile back.

Great friend. She still won't have sex with him though because he's a ginger.

be strong kid! I'm rooting for you.
guilt her relentlessly until she caves. and then.....piihb. :thumb:

This guy stole my moves. Asshole.


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That's a win, ****ers.

I loved the crouched move.

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Does a shirtless guy with rollerblades ever not end a day like this?...

hopefully all the cocaine and hookers made it out ok

yep. anytime a video starts out with a skateboarder, snowboarder, or rollerblader.....it's never a highlight video

That dude has to be dead...right?

"The roof.....the roof....the roof is on fire!"


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he's a hot head

Black chick, would do.

firetruck be like "nope, nope, nope...!"

Oh man. That brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard.

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Darwin award winner right here.

Pretty sure it will be awarded posthumously. :eek:

as are almost all of the Darwin awards! :LOL:

I know of only 1 that wasn’t a posthumous award and that was the hillbilly that replaced the headlight fuse in his truck with a .22 shell, which worked. Until the shell got hot enough that it discharged and blew his balls off, literally.

The look on his face at the very end as he realizes his hair is on fire....

Plus I'm sure it makes you laugh because you know that is quite possibly something I might have done 10 years ago.

I have no idea what is going on.


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Magic. That's what's going on....

hmm.....these are on the front page of darwinawards.com.....

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2013-02.html
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2012-03.html
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2013-01.html
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2012-02.html

LMAO

Just bought a beagle pup yesterday, he got lost in the tall grass out on our apartment lawn a few minutes ago. No rabbit in there.

Heh, crazy but not sure what you're getting at.

well now see.....I didn't read your post very well! LMAO
I thought you were saying that most are not posthumous awards.....but you are actually saying the opposite.

reading....it's hard! :thumb:

it is this lack of attention to detail that will almost assuredly keep me out of the top 101 list.

I'm leaving forever.

or at least until Tuesday....

Funny part is beagles are natural rabbit hunters.

:thumb: Have a good weekend.

Mow your yard.

Exactly what I thought as I watched that.

Pretty funny

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Holy shit that is funny. I know it is totally unprofessional, but I just played this at the end of the week staff meeting at work. Gave everyone a big laugh right before they left for the holiday weekend.

She found a handbag. ROFL

ROFL

My buddy has a beagle. It is hilarious. That clip reminded me of my buddy's dog, right down to the ear flop.

Anyway, she'd have had that rabbit. She is fat, slow, has jingly tags, and can't really jump. Regardless, she kills the **** out of things. Birds, rabbits, whatever. The only thing she hasn't gotten is a squirrel, but other than one time, they stay the **** out. I really don't get birds. She hammers them out regularly. They can fly. She isn't sneaky. The math doesn't add up, but she kills the **** out of them.

yuuuuup

Poor Ed Shneebly.

This is funnier or as funny as if the snake would have wrapped around his neck and choked him to death.

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That video has to be fake. Everyone knows white birds have no rhythm.

ROFL

LMAO

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LMAO LMAO LMAO That white bird was ****ing gettin it. One of the coolest things I've seen.

.. And that other bird singing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" is creepy as shit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was tied to this guy's cock!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5273451.html

Good lord, is his foot still caught in that thing when the video ends?

that is precisely the reason why I always perform all my lathe and mill work in the nude.

I used to have a parakeet that would rock out and head bang to the Bohemian Rhapsody scene in Wayne's World.

That thing was awesome.

I meant to repost this classic on 4/20 but totally forgot. This is a little piece of history here..

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Just what the hell is this guy attempting to do? If he is still alive, then Darwin lost this battle

You better have safety goggles on..got to protect the eyesight

well, obviously.
safety first.