why the f is he emailing you to tell you that? That's weird.

lol @ where you hang out and what you do that you have gay dudes trying to scam you for sex :dom: ROFL

Flipping channels this morning, checking out both ESPN and the Weather Channel, I came to this conclusion: while skinny chicks don't usually do it for me, two thin MILFs I'd :hump: are Hannah Storm and Stephanie Abrams. :)

really? Stephanie Abrams?

pics?

She's got good boobs for a thin chick. The mole doesn't bug me (I liked Cindy Crawford, LOL). Her lips look nice for, uh.... ;)

http://monkeycube.files.wordpress.co...mswindy8ol.jpg

Sure, sometimes she seems to work the "gay WNBA" vibe, but other times she looks pretty good.

I didn't say she was at the top of the list, LOL... Just said, for a skinny chick, she's appealing.

Fair enough....I just don't like her nose. I feel like it would get in the way of some things.

i'd let her sit on my face and wiggle

I'm not sure. Either he thinks we're still friends or he just sent it to everyone in his yahoo address book. Surely, he can't think we're still friends.
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I do not own an umbrella.

so i'm in the rest room takin a piss and in walks in one of my Professors, pisses in the stall next to me a rips off 2 or 3 farts and i couldn't help but bust out laughing.

LMAO

Why is kidnapping when you steal a child, but catnapping is when you take a short sleep in the middle of the day?

If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?

a hard on?