Whoa. She's really drunk.

Right when I'm getting a good buzz going on.....BAM! This place dies.

I think i'll go dance around my living room.

I could still drive. I won't, but I could if I had to.

When I got drunk for the first time, I walked around my block at 11:30 PM on a Thursday. Crazy.

Insomnia sucks.

I always end up wanting to....

1. dance
2. talk

No one to dance with or to talk to. I think too much, anyway.

Where the **** did everyone go? Did I kill another thread?

im in ur forumz lurkin ur threadz

**** it. Ya'all are a bunch of pussies. I need a few more shots, another drink, and to do some writing.

At least you're a happy drunk. Angry drunk girls are not becoming at all.

Drunk men aren't usually becoming, either.

/waits for someone to get the double entendre

I either get happy or depressed. If I dwell on the fact that I'm having to drink alone, then i let everything get to me. Tonight, I just wanna be happy. Ain't nothing or nobody gonna ruin that.

Good lord I'm ****ing bombed right now.

ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELVES.

I'm merely buzzed. I wanna be shitfaced. Just in a mood.

Watch yourself, Luv. In your drunken state you might consume an entire box of Ho-Ho's.

Not likely. Thanks for playing.

Cheers!

:spock:

It's late. I just saw the trailer for the movie, decided to do a little research.

I...can...fee-EEEL. One of my turns coming on...

Damn, looks like this place died before I got here.

Still here.

You drunk?

Not quite as much as I'd like to be. You?

Nope, just a little high.

I'm starting to feel it in my toes. That's a good sign. :)

I wish that I would have left my buddies house before 2 am, but I didnt so now I cant get drunk.

No alcohol there, or just not able to go buy your own?
I love feeling this buzzed. I like watching my fingers move as they type.

Oh, and Summer of 69 just came on my Media Player! :)

I have no alcohol here and I don't know about Missouri, but you can't buy Alcohol here after 2 am.

Can't buy it between 1AM-10AM on Sundays here. At least, when I opened at a convenient store 10 years ago, we coulldn't sell alcohol before 10AM on Sundays.

Oh! David Allen Coe just came on my Media Player!!!

You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'......

You sound drunk.

You don't have to call me Charlie Pride.....

There might be a reason for that..... :)

Another Jager and Red Bull is coming my way!

I was drunk the day my mom got put of prison....

Damn I have no more weed, no beer, Im ****ed.

Dream on. :p

Good song.

Actually, I Don't Want You Back just came on.

Is that that song by Eamon?

Yeah. Now it's Buttermilk Buscuit by Sir Mix-a-lot.

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Its amazing to think how long ago that was. Look how young they all are.

Before my time, but we were all young, once upon a time. Some of us are still young.

LOL...

OMG... I must be drunk.

Yeah, you are.

It's that obvious?

I've only said it a couple times tonight.

Crazy For You by Madonna. I memorized this song in sixth grade...literally.

Have you? I must've been too drunk to pay attention.


Now listening to Magic Moments by Perry Como.

See what Chiefsplanet has done to me? I used to be asleep by 1 am every night. Now I am always up til 5 in the morning. I need to work on that, from now on I need to make myself leave here at midnight.

That would be 10PM my time. Works for me. :p

You are really drunk. Midnight for me is 2 AM for you, not 10 PM

Okay luv, goodnight.

Okay, I guess I'll do it myself. PUSSY!!!

Don't leave me now. The Joker by Steve Miller Band just came on...

Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker, play my music in MY BEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD. GOODNIGHT LUV.

:(

How many licks? By Lil Kim.

Let's Get Drunk And Screw by Jimmy Buffet

I'm clocking in early, I was going to show up on the 10pm thread but that crazy guy is well....crazy :) I think I will hang out here where it is safe.

Signs I was hammered last night.

1. Didn't crawl out of bed until 3:30 this afternoon.
2. Went to the kitchen and found an empty bottle of jager (that was new last night)
3. Someone bumps this thread, and I find out I begged the Charger fan not to leave.

Goodness.

How many calories are in a bottle of Jager?

I don't want to know.

Depends if it came back up.

Never has.

:eek:

103cal & 10.9g of sugar...PER OUNCE!!!

103cal & 10.9g of sugar...PER OUNCE!!!

And you took the FULL load:clap:

375ml bottle (small one).

Good evening kiddies..sounds like most lived to see another day..

Ok, I'm outta here. It's bed time.

Wish me luck tomorrow, I'm presenting on a huge sale for some folks that flew up from New Zealand to see me.

They want your make up and hair products?

You seem pretty excited. Just be prepared, and you'll do fine. I'll wish you luck just in case you might need it.




Pussy.

When you get nervous just remember how much we will tease you.:thumb:

My biggest sales presentation to date was $0.5M and that was to an American company. More than twice that and with an International twist...

I'm psyched. As always, I'm already as prepared as I can be. I'll just get up in the morning and go through my day like any other. Until 2:00, when I'll give a presentation like I have a hundred times.

It will turn out how it turns out.

Just before I walk in I'll think "Pussy" to myself.


Then I'll say it in the middle of my presentation. :)

Good luck.

Used to be in sales till the goverment passed laws against my product ...damn hypocrites...

I thought the Tampon presentation wasn't til Wednesday?

Yeah, but they didn't want you to actually STOP. Catching guys like you is a multi-billion dollar industry for them.