LMAO

NTTAWWT

I'm begging to get on the list. :rolleyes:

Why should this be different from pretty much everything else?

I'll bet it's higher than that. 40k in Chicago isn't a lot of money.

Frazod up to 128.

Stay on target.

Yeah, that's it.

If only I'd pursued a career as the night guy at the Transient Arms.

I started at 11.50 working at a dead end job. Just seems like it should be higher. Secretary duties or not, you've got to be pretty ****ing intelligent to do that. That and it says a law school degree is pretty much a requiring in this shitty economy.

I understand that. I used to live in Chicago...I cleared $50K as a waitress...

Yep, waitress

That line always made me laugh, I always thought the pilot should have replied "I am the target"

Just because you used to flash your cleavage for bigger tips doesn't mean you have to call yourself a waitress.

What do you do?

Waitress of the year.

Work at an injection mold plastic factory.

Damn, you're still here? You're right that is a much loftier achievement then I could ever achieve. And by achieve I mean want. I'd probably eat a lead pill from my pistol if I thought anything done here was an achievement.

You and frootie should go to the chat room and make BB history insulting each other for 24 hours straight. Maybe then you'll find two people who care about all this mess.

There was a time when I made $50K, Waitress Pootie.

But it was long ago. Probably long ago enough that you hadn't taken your first drink yet.

Yeah, that long ago.

You were in the running for Douchebag of the year recently. See how you've come up in the world.

The only pussy you got at that job was finger slapping your own labia.

What type of plastic?

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Apparently you've never worked at a restaurant.

And you remain irrelevant. I remain the creme de la creme of CP

Please tell me you wrote that with the fat Tye fighter pilot saying it...

Apparently you have a pussy.

More like brie.

All kinds. This shit they call premier is the worst though. Basically fiberglass and it itches so bad.

Oh God. Are you ****ing reeruns actually now comparing income?

LMAO

I'd rather have a pussy and not suck then uh...be you

I work with PET.

That's TIE.

Twin Ion Engine.

No Lay Clay gets really cross about this sort of error.

TIE Fighter.

Stands for "twin ion engines."

Also he was an X-Wing pilot. Jek Porkins. Don't think Jek said it either, pretty sure it was Red Leader.

Do you make golf tees made of plastic? I'd like to buy some of those.

I make 5 meatballs per shift. Home made.

LMAO

Yeah, but I hear it's a good meatball.

LMAO

What is it used in?

Don't bother me with the chickenshit, irrelevant details Bobbie Fhhett. You wrote it that way, yes?

Advice easily given, not easily taken. Mr. Obsessed with this thread......

I wrote it with Red Leader's voice in my head.

Nope.

Pop bottles would be the most common thing.

Wait, the fat guy pilot's name was Jek Porkins?

LMAO

That's awesome.

Factory workers generally have a higher starting wage than the skill of the job would suggest. Manufacturers want employees that will consistently show up to work and do a quality job that most times isn't pleasant and sometimes mind numbingly boring. This requires a pay scale that is higher than what most people would think is necessary.

I started out as a first level production supervisor and have worked my way up the ladder to plant manager. Manufacturing doesn't have to be a dead end job.

Is that the fat guy?

I'm not the one whining about it, am I?

Frazod wasn't in Star Wars.

And?

This is the fat guy.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Kfcporkins.jpg

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Ha! The ****ing fat guy said it, GoChiefs! You are wrong!! About ****ing Star Wars!

LMAO

There will be a slight pause in our program while crazycoffey looks up the word "whining."

No

Working at getting into the ford plant in Claycomo

I was actually paying you a compliment. I'm glad you take pride in your reputation on a message board. Whatever helps you sleep at night. That is the nights your not passed out drunk.

Wait, is a TYE fighter different than an X-Wing Flyer? TYE fighters unlock their wings (don't know why they need wings in a vacuum anyway) and they look like an X.

To be fair, Red Leader is a touch portly as well.

Do you have a degree or plans to get one?

That's not the fat guy.

That's actually Gold Leader.

I was wrong though. Gold Leader, not Red Leader.

You took the test yet?

You might be right. He doesn't have a CP fat guy goatee. Darn.

Tie fighters are flown by the bad guys

X-Wing Fighter:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...eroHome-SW.jpg

TIE Fighter:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...NXuFuYc_2MBoGa

He's fat. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Oh! Now I get it. Does the X-Wing Flyer have two engines?

It's a good thing that the Death Star doesn't have much gravity, because there are some fat ****s flying for the Rebellion.

A-Wing fighter:

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/..._a_wing_02.jpg

Y-Wing fighter:

http://www.freewebs.com/incomcorp/Ships/Y-Wing.jpg

B-Wing fighter:

http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/j...-Wing-icon.png

Yeah. Should be hearing back this week or next.

His nemesis.

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TIE Interceptor:

http://www.jrbassett.com/images/TIn3f0.JPG

TIE Bomber:

http://www.ossus.pl/images/7/75/Bomber.jpg

Working at that too. Only 21 so have plenty of time yet.

At least you can't blame me for the Star Wars spam, Pootie.

The B-Wing Flyer doesn't look like a B at all. That's stupid. It looks like a T.

TIE Defender was cool

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...7/Defender.jpg

I don't remember seeing any of those in the movies. Are they from a "comic book" or something?

Good luck with that, it will make you a living anyway.

Sounds like you have a plan. Good luck. I hope you have great success.

It looks a bit like a b from the side, with the S-Foils undeployed.

Thanks. GL to you as well.

GoChiefs, why do they have wings? I remember (vaguely) seeing them fly in atmospheres in some of the films. Do they actually generate lift (which is the purpose of a "wing")? Did George Lucas not understand the physics involved?

It's from the TIE Fighter video game.