Butthead: "Numbers suck."

Teacher: "Are you angry, Butthead?"

Butthead: "Yeah, I'm like, angry at numbers."

Beavis: "Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff."

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this is along the philosophy that I've carried before in regards to MILFs.

they alread have at least one fuck trophey, so you know they are competative.

I'm only a couple posts behind SP in post count. I love some me.

SW MO.

Hey, that ****er posted again.

Springfield Mo. But be aware, always wrap up.

I have to catch up..maybe I should go over to the beryllium thread?

nah ill just get an HJ in the hot tub.

Thank God the reinforcements are here, I have to go to bed.

I posted a Beryllium poem over there, in case you missed it.

wrap it before you tap it

Not everyone here is old and boring like me.

You're not old.

Ok, I'm outta here. Catch you kids tomorrow.

Correction: Not everyone here is boring like me.

You're only as old as you feel and I feel old as he-- now....

pussy

You're leaving me with the young'uns? I charge for babysitting.







'Night.

We're just old.

I'm pretty sure the under thirty crowd outnumbers the over 30 crowd on here right now.

You didn't leave, you went to the Ho Ho thread and started talking about Ding Dongs,

so teh Ghey





NTTAWWT

Guess we are only as old as the crowd we hang out with then.

Kewl the mark is thirty, I might still have a chance then..

In age, I'm over 30,

In Penis length, I'm under 30

Millimeters

I tend to hang out with people younger than me. I tend to be attracted to guys that are yonger than me (and then I complain about immaturity...duh). I look about 5 years younger than I am. Am I immature for my age? Yes. But who cares? I have fun!

I'm 41..but I feel young.

That is all that matters.

Thats all that matters!

If you do not enjoy it, who will?

I better stop here....

Have your limbs started falling off yet?

yeah wtf

meat gazer

Damn. forgot the question mark again.

Surprising, right, the weight of punctuation?

LMAO


At my age all one can really do is laugh. :p

Yep! :D

I broke down and ordered pizza tonight. Throughout the evening, I've eaten four slices. Someone tell me not to feel guilty.

GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN!!! YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, DON'T QUIT NOW.

Don't feel guilty.

Papa John's. And it tasted nasty.

You don't even want to know what I ate yesterday. And the day before. And the day before...

Well, you get the idea.

I've been better today.

My employees at work know that my weaknesses, candy-wise, are Starbursts and Skittles. They tempt me with them all the time. It's been surprisingly easy to say no. For some reason, I just got this huge craving for pepperoni pizza. I kept telling myself I didn't need it. Yet I got online and ordered one anyway.

Helllllllllllll no. I refuse to chew the Clown Cuisine.

we just had chinese

I just had barbecue

or what?

Im eating some hot pockets right now...

Damnit, I forgot whose country this is. Anybody have any ideas?

What was her name?

I'll have another hilarious video if I can get hamncheez.com to come up.

If it was in the house I ate it.

chin

Ours.


...and I'm going to kick your ass for bringing that up.

Hey simplex, how many threads would show up in the thread search if I typed in the word "Burst"?

That's why I ordered out. I've been buying healthy.

Somewhere just South of eleventy billion.

****

I just found out that my friend of 17 years (I am 21) is moving away to Michigan.

I'm hooked on Smart Ones meals and desserts. I believe they're a section of Weight Watchers. Yoplait Light yogurt, and Special K cereal bars and snack bites.

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm beat... Going to bed...

Bowled 32 games of bowling today, and hopefully have another 24 tomorrow...

Nite Nite...

Pussy.

Win me lots of money.

They still in college in April ??? I'll be in town then !!!

:shake:

I believe they let out in May.

I should at least come home with $2,500.00...

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

cool, pizza party at your house?

Ugh!

Chinese

You're killin' me!

B-B-Q --- Steak --- Pork Chops --- Ribs

Eh...pulled pork.

Italian and Chinese are my weaknesses.

I'll hit every Chinese place when I get down there in April...

Hot & Spicy Chicken from Chinese Chef. Get some crab rangoon, and you're set.

Sweet & Sour Chicken and crab rangoon

Cashew chicken is better.

What are the total posts now?

I need to update my thread starter post.