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Mr. Plow 05-02-2014 08:54 AM

Holy shit.

Rain Man 05-02-2014 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole (Post 10598653)
Still not sure why an embankment sheers off and they keep calling it a sinkhole. That is not a sinkhole.

I was curious about that myself. It doesn't look at all like a sinkhole from what I've seen.

Sinkholes are really scary, by the way. There are some things that we should be able to rely on, and one of those is that the ground beneath our feet won't give way and send us falling to a horrible death.

Pushead2 05-02-2014 11:23 AM

NSFW due to Langauge

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CEzcF8YjXco" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Plow 05-02-2014 02:24 PM

http://i.imgur.com/T7sPGDX.jpg

OldSchool 05-02-2014 04:46 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/84057272.gif

OldSchool 05-02-2014 04:48 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/84057277.gif

OldSchool 05-02-2014 04:48 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/84057280.gif

Mr. Plow 05-02-2014 05:54 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Pc5FBZ9.png

beach tribe 05-02-2014 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10593330)
Exactly my point. The guy I originally quoted said something to the effect of "Way to stick it to a guy who was obviously heckling him... or something like that."

Ok. He was probably heckling him.
I think it's even MORE awesome if he did it just cause dude was an opposing fan.

beach tribe 05-02-2014 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 10584481)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/C8xi7xMwLyU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

There is no level of cool that exceeds that clip.
If I won the lottery a mint 70' in Black would be my first purchase.
Of course it wouldn't be alone in the garage for long.

Rasputin 05-02-2014 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10599421)

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10599424)



I'm this >< close to giving you neg rep buddy **cringes**

Ouch

listopencil 05-02-2014 09:50 PM

http://i.imgur.com/kclKHjL.jpg

listopencil 05-02-2014 09:50 PM

More stuff:

http://twistedsifter.com/2014/05/the...rt-volume-264/

Easy 6 05-02-2014 09:54 PM

These clips of people presumably breaking their necks are just no fun for me.

CoMoChief 05-02-2014 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10580181)
Be fun to watch him eat lunch...

It'd be fun to bicycle chain his face to a bike rack.

Oh but hes just expressing himself.

God what a douche bag.

OldSchool 05-03-2014 01:46 PM

<iframe src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/84059854" width="567" height="345" frameborder="0"></iframe>

MIAdragon 05-03-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10600476)
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a good way to get shot.

Pants 05-03-2014 07:08 PM

OldSchool, you're ruining this thread. Please stop posting that shit. We can all go to LiveLeak if we want to see people getting badly hurt and/or dying.

Thanks. :)

Valiant 05-03-2014 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10600476)
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Lol, this got the horror genre right. The women would of got lapped running from a monster.

Bitches look like Billy Butler running towards 1st base. They would be dead in 30ft.

Archie F. Swin 05-04-2014 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 10598366)
<iframe src="//break.com/embed/2603797?embed=1" width="464" height="280" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe>

yeah, that never happened. fake as ****

BigMeatballDave 05-04-2014 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 10601108)
yeah, that never happened. fake as ****

I agree

OldSchool 05-04-2014 12:55 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84061446.gif

Looks like something that would happen in a comedy sketch.

ChiefRocka 05-04-2014 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10601593)
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84061446.gif

Looks like something that would happen in a comedy sketch.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Bowser 05-04-2014 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10601593)
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84061446.gif

Looks like something that would happen in a comedy sketch.

LMAO LMAO

And to top it off it looks like that guy gave himself some serious road rash trying to stop that trailer.

OldSchool 05-05-2014 09:26 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...1/84064187.jpg

frankotank 05-05-2014 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 10600479)
a good way to get shot.

yep. and I seriously doubt any juror is gonna blame you. heat of the moment....

Archie F. Swin 05-05-2014 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10601593)
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84061446.gif

Looks like something that would happen in a comedy sketch.

Okay. Maybe I haven't had a bad day.

Aries Walker 05-05-2014 01:22 PM

Points to him for managing to keep his hat on, even after his epic pavement dive.

Archie F. Swin 05-05-2014 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aries Walker (Post 10603331)
Points to him for managing to keep his hat on, even after his epic pavement dive.

the only thing that could have made it better was a complete domino of the bikes

Aries Walker 05-05-2014 01:26 PM

I was absolutely expecting that. So was he, most likely.

In58men 05-05-2014 03:26 PM

http://youtu.be/9fhS-9mRDsU

The Franchise 05-05-2014 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10603544)

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/9fhS-9mRDsU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Plow 05-06-2014 01:00 PM

Man forgets to let go of bungee cord, takes unexpected ride


http://i.imgur.com/NmsiTLY.gif

Fish 05-06-2014 01:13 PM

How the **** is that possible? How could someone hold on?

Amnorix 05-06-2014 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 10605350)
How the **** is that possible? How could someone hold on?

I have absolutely no idea at all how that is possible. I figured I'd take a few seconds and try to prove it was fake, but instead just found a longer clip.

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=...of-bungee-cord

nstygma 05-06-2014 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 10605456)
I have absolutely no idea at all how that is possible. I figured I'd take a few seconds and try to prove it was fake, but instead just found a longer clip.

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=...of-bungee-cord

he's got a harness on, just hidden in his sleeve or something.

Easy 6 05-06-2014 04:27 PM

No way he hangs onto to his full body weight with one hand...

Sorter 05-06-2014 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10605662)
No way he hangs onto to his full body weight with one hand...

Especially with the way it was being held.

Easy 6 05-06-2014 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10605857)
Especially with the way it was being held.

Surprise, hang on?

Nuh-uh.

Crush 05-06-2014 07:33 PM

http://i60.tinypic.com/2afk0f7.jpg

Valiant 05-06-2014 08:26 PM

<iframe src="//break.com/embed/2606112?embed=1" width="464" height="280" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe>

Merica ghetto culture.

Valiant 05-06-2014 08:31 PM

florida.

<iframe src="//break.com/embed/2606499?embed=1" width="464" height="280" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe>

nstygma 05-06-2014 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 10606013)
<iframe src="//break.com/embed/2606112?embed=1" width="464" height="280" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe>

Merica ghetto culture.

apparently not only is he a "swag" whatever, but he likes twinkies
nsfw - http://www.nextdoortwink.com/en/Max-...pornstar/27034

Valiant 05-06-2014 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nstygma (Post 10606114)
apparently not only is he a "swag" whatever, but he likes twinkies
nsfw - http://www.nextdoortwink.com/en/Max-...pornstar/27034

Ummm, how you come across this?

nstygma 05-06-2014 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 10606208)
Ummm, how you come across this?

i had it bookmarked duh.
lol not really. your embeds from break.com don't play [for me] so i looked them up by name, and the youtube vid had the link in the comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF8NRlAoMLY

Hammock Parties 05-06-2014 09:59 PM

Interesting video.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MN4sMISyYgk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

OldSchool 05-06-2014 11:06 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/84068180.gif

OldSchool 05-06-2014 11:07 PM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...2/84068170.jpg

R8RFAN 05-07-2014 03:35 AM

http://thumbnails110.imagebam.com/32...6325193543.jpg

ChiefRocka 05-07-2014 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3rd&48ers (Post 10606602)

Do you think they can flip burgers in bed?

R8RFAN 05-07-2014 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 10606621)
Do you think they can flip burgers in bed?

Little pink houses for you and me :thumb:

frankotank 05-07-2014 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3rd&48ers (Post 10606633)
Little pink houses for you and me :thumb:

hahahaha!

I can remember when you could starve a fly.

Mr. Plow 05-07-2014 07:10 AM

Traffic cop hit while working








http://i.imgur.com/qidkjVi.gif

Bowser 05-07-2014 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10606677)
Traffic cop hit while working








http://i.imgur.com/qidkjVi.gif

LMAO

Johnny Vegas 05-07-2014 09:00 AM

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...hgluwrl0m4.gif

frankotank 05-07-2014 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10606677)
Traffic cop hit while working








http://i.imgur.com/qidkjVi.gif

I was all tensed up wondering which car it would be.
OH! it's only a cow. yay!

notice he seemingly lowers his head at the last second.
avoiding injury.....you're doing it wrong! :LOL:

Mr. Plow 05-07-2014 09:47 AM

I like how the cow specifically walks over there to knock him over, then quickly runs away. It was a "Cow drive by".

Mr. Plow 05-07-2014 09:48 AM

ROFL


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Rain Man 05-07-2014 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 10606501)


It was very alert of that guy to shield himself from getting hit.

frankotank 05-07-2014 10:07 AM

Ike playing the part of generic CP tough guy.
kick the ****ing baby wuss!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/qrVPDrVHuuY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The Franchise 05-07-2014 11:11 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MYGcn8wd-fk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sofa King 05-07-2014 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10606677)
Traffic cop hit while working








http://i.imgur.com/qidkjVi.gif

LMAO

frankotank 05-07-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607118)
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I knew I was in for a treat from this guys first three words.....

DAAAAAHHHH!
SKEH!
GAAAAAAA! LMAO

LoneWolf 05-07-2014 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10606664)
hahahaha!

I can remember when you could starve a fly.

I always thought the lyric was "I can remember when you could stop a clock."

Radar Chief 05-07-2014 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607118)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MYGcn8wd-fk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That kids got issues that go beyond being an antireligious nut-job.

ThaVirus 05-07-2014 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10606981)
Ike playing the part of generic CP tough guy.
kick the ****ing baby wuss!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/qrVPDrVHuuY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That episode was hilarious.

I think at one point they had to get on his computer for some shit and they needed to figure out his password. Kyle said try something like "tamingstrange" or "trollingforstrange" and it worked LMAO

ThaVirus 05-07-2014 02:54 PM

Ok, I wasn't able to find the clip I was thinking about but this was pretty funny:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cAj5ewHiGCQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO LMAO LMAO

raybec 4 05-07-2014 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10607611)
I always thought the lyric was "I can remember when you could stop a clock."

That is correct

Zebedee DuBois 05-07-2014 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607118)
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I kinda enjoyed the sign-guy's impression of a hair lipped dog: mark mark, mark, mark, mark,

Ceej 05-07-2014 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 10607118)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/MYGcn8wd-fk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I could have sworn the angry person was a woman.

OldSchool 05-08-2014 04:09 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84072165.gif

OldSchool 05-08-2014 04:14 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84072185.gif

OldSchool 05-08-2014 04:17 AM

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...0/84072210.gif

frankotank 05-08-2014 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10607611)
I always thought the lyric was "I can remember when you could stop a clock."

well I'll be!
I play this on the guit all the time and sing it that way.....never been called out on it. ROFL


John Mellencamp's, "Pink Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could starve a fly.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
(Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)


tons more about this song here....

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/pinkhouses.shtml

Omaha 05-08-2014 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10609400)
well I'll be!
I play this on the guit all the time and sing it that way.....never been called out on it. ROFL


John Mellencamp's, "Pink Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could starve a fly.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
(Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)


tons more about this song here....

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/pinkhouses.shtml

WTF? I thought you were making some sort of joke that I didn't get. Starve a fly? You really thought that? That doesn't make a lick of sense and it doesn't even rhyme. ROFL

OldSchool 05-08-2014 11:01 AM

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Mr. Plow 05-08-2014 11:03 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tHvExOg4NI0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

frankotank 05-08-2014 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 10609530)
WTF? I thought you were making some sort of joke that I didn't get. Starve a fly? You really thought that? That doesn't make a lick of sense and it doesn't even rhyme. ROFL

you shut your WHORE MOUTH! :mad:

I am obviously not the only one who has misinterpreted it as that......and....it actually makes perfect sense in the context. she's cleaning up the evening slop that she's just made for him......some good grub yo! he remembers when she couldn't cook worth a damn.

There's a black man with a black cat
Livin' in a black neighborhood
He's got an interstate
Runnin' through his front yard
You know he thinks that he's got it so good
And there's a woman in the kitchen
Cleanin' up the evenin' slop
And he looks at her and says, hey darlin'
I can remember when you could stop a clock

frankotanks pink house kitchen
http://www.crywalt.com/blog/images/2..._rosler.01.jpg

omahas pink house kitchen :D
http://obesityfighter.com/wp-content...on-kitchen.jpg

Omaha 05-08-2014 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10609723)
you shut your WHORE MOUTH! :mad:

I am obviously not the only one who has misinterpreted it as that......and....it actually makes perfect sense in the context. she's cleaning up the evening slop that she's just made for him......some good grub yo! he remembers when she couldn't cook worth a damn.

There's a black man with a black cat
Livin' in a black neighborhood
He's got an interstate
Runnin' through his front yard
You know he thinks that he's got it so good
And there's a woman in the kitchen
Cleanin' up the evenin' slop
And he looks at her and says, hey darlin'
I can remember when you could stop a clock

frankotanks pink house kitchen
http://www.crywalt.com/blog/images/2..._rosler.01.jpg

omahas pink house kitchen :D

deleted to preserve the decency of CP

That was a bit over the line. Don't you think?

frankotank 05-08-2014 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 10609988)
That was a bit over the line. Don't you think?

ahhh...come on.....
OK, I'm sorry.

better?
http://www.lifeiscarbon.com/photos/u...in_kitchen.jpg


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