You tell a joke or two.

ilm too drunk and there ar teoo manyh threads about nighjt so good night Chiefs planet ...

pussy

Chow...



I mean, Pussy, yeah

Just refer him here...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157374

Now THIS is how you do it.

This is how we do it
It's friday night.....

:shake:

the partys up here on the west side

Just cracked a beer, and have to be at work in 6 hours. THIS is how we do it.

And none of us have a life.

Damnit, you just got that song in my head. You suck.

Yes I do. And I enjoy it.

But it's just a meeting, so I don't have to be completly sober.

I enjoy recieving it.

An AA meeting?

I'm in denial

:p

I'll drink with ya and then it won't be that bad.

I have an excuse, I'm sick.



(yeah...yeah, that's the ticket. blame it on the flu :LOL: )

aaaa no. THAT'S what YOU do to HER.

Fixed your post.

Well this old timmers work schedule makes it so that I can't stay up as late anymore.

So, I gotta say: Nite Planet!

what is everyone watching on TV.

We need the obligatory random post relating to a common movie.

I am watching Blow on USA. drugs are bad, mmmkay.

We need a "just fell out of my chair" smiley.

pussy

This made me smile.

what did you think I meant, you know, with a wagging back and forth tongue, her suddenly changing her mind to lick my ass?

Of couse I was implying this :p is what I would do to her. And, if there was a smiley with the tongue going up and down, and making a circle, they would be on here too.





:rolleyes:

I'm not even drunk tonight. Just in a good mood.

Chicks that do should recieve a Nobel prize.

Now it's just overused.

whaaa u wanna lick my ass? pretty sick chubs.

Didn't there used to be one?

You should drive three hours to independence.

Who?

Is that guy sucking helium out of a balloon?

What?

He's sucking beryllium out of a balloon.

I'm posting in a thread...

When?

chicks that do aren't married


You know why the bride smiles so bright in her wedding photo??
She knows she's given her last blow job.

Nah, that is Luv making someone happy.

No, What's on second.

except when you drug her

Where?

I wouldn't be surprised.....

Why?

You're place, duh.

You must've married the wrong woman.

Okay.

No, he's right. It happens to them all. Kinda like menopause for BJ's

That's it. I'm never getting married.

Have you been married before????

Nope.

I can already see the pm's filling up luv's inbox.

before sp fills up luv's inbox

LOL

Why do guys always assume that every other guy is PM'ing chicks when they talk like that? No one ever does.

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For anyone who cares I'm playing with myself.

Haha! I almost missed this gem.

:whackit:

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hmm i filled out eharmany to see if there is any female matches out there but it said i drink to much and hotlinked me to some rehab center

then you don't smile much?

by the way, do you want random guys to PM you??

That series did have some hidden gems.

I hate dating services.

Actually, I get told I smile a lot.

I don't care who PM's me (for the most part). I like conversing.

:hmmm: Do you have a webcam?

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Yes, but I rarely turn it on.

haha,

I think he made a 21st century come on

Boy you must really suck then. Or not, I guess.

Guys don't come on to me.

"Hey Beavis, I think I know what the next big thing is. It's in my pants."

"Hehe. Yeah. Hehe. Booooiiinng..."

Rehab is probably not a bad place to try and hook up at. At least the chicks there know how to party.

And if you offer them a beer, they might **** you.

You calling Joey a girl???

You must be confusing rehab with the Springtown downtown clubs full of college chicks.

eh, same thing

Ok, where is this place?